NationStates Jolt Archive


Tensions Rise Between Witticism and Mad Pirate Emu

04-01-2004, 02:45
The United States of Witticism has observed buildup of the armed forces of The Colony of Mad Pirate Emu along its borders. After having confirmed the origin of these forces through satellite surveillance and covert ground operations, The United States of Witticism issued an ultimatum to the Colony for them to remove their forces or be held as hostile.

The Colony of Mad Pirate Emu failed to comply. War is imminent, unless this rogue nation decides to cooperate. As a display of our resolve, the people of Witticism have called in a unified voice for the deployment of our superior military. We will not be deterred.

The oppressive nation claims to be socialist, but appears to be a corrupt communist regime from what our political analysts can tell.

We will not be deterred.

Mad Pirate Emu, cooperate or face the consequences.

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04-01-2004, 02:51
NATFADEEN WILL ESCAPE! YOU WILL NEVER CAPTURE IRONBITCH!
04-01-2004, 03:00
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Our military has begun chipping away at the flanks of the Natfadeen militant forces of the Colony.

Consider this your last warning, Prime Minister. Withdraw your forces or we will step up our show of force.
04-01-2004, 03:46
:oops: I have crush on u
04-01-2004, 04:07
USW forces have forced back the Natfadeen militants into their own nation, and are progressing steadily towards the capital, Melodramapolis.
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USW administration hopes that the fleeting chance Colony of MPE's regime at survival will draw them into peace negotiations.
04-01-2004, 04:11
:cry: ic how you reject me

Now I am mad. You are cockmuffin. >:l


NOW NATFADEEN WILL GET HER TERRORISTS TO BOMB UR PEWP ARMY K
04-01-2004, 04:18
USW forces have rapidly advanced through the sparsely defended lands of the Colony, approaching the capital of Melodramapolis in one of the quickest military advances in recent history.

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04-01-2004, 04:24
Because of the amazing force of USW, Natfadeen and her army of irondykes now surrender.
04-01-2004, 04:30
The USW military claims victory in the name of freedom. One of the most pertinent issues facing the postwar reconstruction is the instillation of greater civil, political, and corporate liberties for the people of Mad Pirate Emu.

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