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Greetings! Unlike my fellow nations, I don't care how old your country is, you can buy nukes if you have the money. These are the nuclear bombs I am selling and other such equipment:
ICBM-$5,000,000
Bomb U235-$2,500,000
Briefcase Bomb-$800,000
Plutonium Rods-$79,000
Uranium cells-$120,000
Plutonium Isolation Module-$12,800,000
Blueprints-Minute man silo-$35,000

Thank you for your business, all Uranium comes from mines in Rebeland. Enjoy!

Ahahahahahaah... ok.. right :lol:



:D no comment...

Rebeland, you are officially the biggest retard in NS history, and that's hard to top. Not only are you still too young to own these weapons yourself, but you want to sell them to anyone and everyone who can afford them? You'll have better luck trying to bite your left ear, speaking of which you may want to start on that now. :roll:

My country is economically stable, and has a large population. Don't respond if you have nothing to say.

you're a bad bad person, letting all the toddlers walk around with nukes sticking out of there nappies.....*tuts* :wink:

Any nation who is too young to have nukes will be ignored by a lot of people if you sell nukes to them.

My country would be extremely interested in accquiring plans for uranium enrichment facilities. We are a small nation but we have some services you may be interested in.

Send a telegram if you wish to continue this discussion.

- Admiral Pearl
Foreign Secretary, Nation of Yarr-Matey

My country is economically stable, and has a large population. Don't respond if you have nothing to say.

40 million is not large, my colony has a larger population than that. :roll: There are nations with over three billion people, you are not at all large. Cut it out before some one decides to carpet bomb you for your stupidity.

You, Rebeland, are truely crazy.

*sigh* If anything the fear of nuclear war has prevented war, not instigated it. You see, before nuclear weapons, there was nothing to prevent one country from invading another. It is only fair that these newbies be able to defend themselves.

My country is economically stable, and has a large population. Don't respond if you have nothing to say.

Okay, then I have this to say:

Quit being a moron. The reason nuclear weapons are unattainable before at least one months time is for the sake of roleplay. A small, new, nation is not going to have them. And certainly no one wants everyone to have nuclear weapons. Or else roleplay becomes a disaster. People get nuts on wether the enemy is going to use nukes. And if he uses them, you use them. And the point of that isssss?? NOTHING! Congrats both nations are wiped out!

Continuing to "sell" nuclear weapons wether you have them or not will earn you a very bad reputation in nation states. And may even have a consequent result of all nations here not recognizing that you have nuclear capability, not power, after one months time. We could postpone it to two, even three months if you continue with this.

Ya, SOME newbies. some n00bs will buy them and attack you with them. Wait a month.

Fine, since I'm just so generous, I'll buy 50 of the bombs. For delivery, I'd like them scattered through the major cities of Rebeland and detonated. Hopefully we can do business again soon!

I would love to quip with you, but I can't talk to those mired in ineptitude.

I would love to quip with you, but I can't talk to those mired in ineptitude.

It's so cute to see kids these days actually use the vocabulary words they learn in school every now and then.

I would love to quip with you, but I can't talk to those mired in ineptitude.

It's so cute to see kids these days actually use the vocabulary words they learn in school every now and then.

Ya, for a minute I thought Lima Beens was back :D

Ha oh how rich! As an intellectual I must suffer persecution and ostracization. At least I have a vocabulary.

OOC: Do you have a mensa membership? If so I'll see you at the next meeting.

I would love to quip with you, but I can't talk to those mired in ineptitude.

here's a test Rebeland: what is the definition of mired and ineptitude?



if we weren't involved in our own revolution, we would respond in a way you wouldn't care for.

Rebeland, do you want your ass kicked?

Though your question was to be taken as rhetorical, here we go:

Mired:To hinder, or entrap (from the word mire)

Ineptitude: Idiotic, stupid, incompetent (from the wor inept)

The thing is, nuclear weapons of mass destruction are just not that ubtainable. The equipment used to build them and enrich the uranium is hugley expensive to build and maintain, not to mention the engineers and scientists needed to mold plotonium into usable trigger devices. If you were capable of building them, youd keep them for yourself, and youd not even consider exporting them for that little money. Nuclear weapons on NS are sold for billions, not just for the cost of manufature, but for the cost in responsibility and trust. Im sure the afghan government could come up with a couple million, but that sure as hell doesnt mean anyone would sell them a weapon of nuclear mass destruction. There has to be a massive level of trust among a nation exporting a nuclear device and the one buying. Selling to just any nation is neither realistic or responsible. Dont do it or people will ignore you, or anhilate you to give good reason to ignore you.

Ha oh how rich! As an intellectual I must suffer persecution and ostracization. At least I have a vocabulary.

OOC: Do you have a mensa membership? If so I'll see you at the next meeting.


Odd, a Mensa member should know that there is no such word as ostracization, and should also know that Mensa should be capitalized. I'm not a Mensa member, because I don't care to be in a group full of braggarts, egotists, and pseudo-intellectuals.

OOC: Pardon me for saying so, but your spelling is atrocious

IC: Yes, but you fail to see one important factor. Rebeland is so rich in Uranium that we practically give it away. The plutonium we have, is from certain black markets, and our scientists are paid with room and board.

The thing is, nuclear weapons of mass destruction are just not that ubtainable. The equipment used to build them and enrich the uranium is hugley expensive to build and maintain, not to mention the engineers and scientists needed to mold plotonium into usable trigger devices. If you were capable of building them, youd keep them for yourself, and youd not even consider exporting them for that little money. Nuclear weapons on NS are sold for billions, not just for the cost of manufature, but for the cost in responsibility and trust. Im sure the afghan government could come up with a couple million, but that sure as hell doesnt mean anyone would sell them a weapon of nuclear mass destruction. There has to be a massive level of trust among a nation exporting a nuclear device and the one buying. Selling to just any nation is neither realistic or responsible. Dont do it or people will ignore you, or anhilate you to give good reason to ignore you.

OMG :shock: Common sense on NS, thats a rarity.

The Imperium takes grave offense to this action, as the continued sale of nuclear weapons to foreign lands is a possible threat to our existance.

Therefore, if you do not cease and desist immediately, you will be hit with the full force of Fyrehearts military power.

You have 24 hours to comply. Not one minute more.

OOC: Pardon me for saying so, but your spelling is atrocious

IC: Yes, but you fail to see one important factor. Rebeland is so rich in Uranium that we practically give it away. The plutonium we have, is from certain black markets, and our scientists are paid with room and board.

What do you prefer?

a.) The Mighty Hugolandian Ignore-Cannon
b.) A Raid from the Royal Hugolandian Air Force to destroy your factories?

OOC: Pardon me for saying so, but your spelling is atrocious

IC: Yes, but you fail to see one important factor. Rebeland is so rich in Uranium that we practically give it away. The plutonium we have, is from certain black markets, and our scientists are paid with room and board.

What do you prefer?

a.) The Mighty Hugolandian Ignore-Cannon
b.) A Raid from the Royal Hugolandian Air Force to destroy your factories?

If you don't mind my asking, what's the diameter (mm) of your ignore cannon?

It's huge man, it's huge..

Very well then, Rebeland shall comply and cease the distribution of nuclear weaponry.

It's huge man, it's huge..

HOW huge? :P

Very well then, Rebeland shall comply and cease the distribution of nuclear weaponry.

'Bout time you got some sense in ya...

damn double post... :?

Very well then, Rebeland shall comply and cease the distribution of nuclear weaponry.

We acknowledge and thank you for your reconsideration.

OOC: See guys? Now was that so hard?

Very well then, Rebeland shall comply and cease the distribution of nuclear weaponry.

Good.

Skulzz: Simply Huge, more information only under payement.

rebeland do you have any nuclear warheads you could sell me, i have my own missles to dilevery them i just need a warhead. if so TG me thanks.

rebeland do you have any nuclear warheads you could sell me, i have my own missles to dilevery them i just need a warhead. if so TG me thanks.

Contest: Who is the biggest dump?

dump?

dump?

Forget it.. :roll:

Armed siblings, rebeland has ceased export of nuclear weapons. Reconnaisince flights by Das Uber-Deutschland will make sure of this under penalty of air strikes by her, and her allies.

(ooc: no one likes the grammar geek rebeland. It seems everyone resorts to this annoying statement of pseudo intelectual superemacy in the face of some common sense wisdom.)

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=111168 :roll:

Greetings! Unlike my fellow nations, I don't care how old your country is, you can buy nukes if you have the money. These are the nuclear bombs I am selling and other such equipment:
ICBM-$5,000,000
Bomb U235-$2,500,000
Briefcase Bomb-$800,000
Plutonium Rods-$79,000
Uranium cells-$120,000
Plutonium Isolation Module-$12,800,000
Blueprints-Minute man silo-$35,000

Thank you for your business, all Uranium comes from mines in Rebeland. Enjoy!

I'll take all you have so that my country can aim then right back at you.

delightful. Nonetheless, I wouldn't patrol over Rebeland if I were you, its a no-fly zone, anything that isn't rebelandi or militantatopian is shot down. Just a friendly warning. :D

Hey i'll take

20 Uranium cells
5 P.I.M's

Thanks man
Colony of Good Name

I would also like 10 ICBM's
and 10 Plutonium rods thank you.

I'm interested in purchasing 20 ICBMs. 100 million dollars, yes?

They've all been withdrawn from the market, I believe because they never existed.

New nations shouldn't have nuclear weapons. To try and make a fast buck like this is stupid

Hate to rain on yer parades, gents...
If you wish to 'role play' in some way that reflects the true state of the world, then this is exactly correct.
Small nations selling second- hand nukes to other politically questionable dictatorships. Like me :)
I just set up a deal to purchase twenty. They'll fit nicely in my Soviet fire-sale Typhoon class SSBN :p
The true role of nukes is just as I intend to use 'em: deterrence. And ya know what? 20 nukes makes a much better deterrent than 2,000 because nobody's crazy enough to launch 2,000. But twenty? Yeah, I will if ya push me.
Carpet bomb me, ya suckers! I double dare ya :D
Sleep tight, cuz this crap is really going in the real world as you read this.
-The most Serene and Precious
Roy

I ask you, how many real-world nations are nuclear? How many of them have a population of 32 million? :P

Edit: Don't count Isreal, it gets a lot of funding and technology from the US.

I stopped selling nukes about 60 posts ago!

dipshit elimination cannon fired: 2B potatoes at Mach 30

I will buy 5 Blueprints,50 Plutonium Rods,50 Plutonium Isolation Modules, 50 Uranium cells, and 1 ICBM. How much will that cost?

I will buy 5 Blueprints,50 Plutonium Rods,50 Plutonium Isolation Modules, 50 Uranium cells, and 1 ICBM. How much will that cost?

Your life, from the looks of it...

Are you insulting me?!

I guess I should dismantle the ones I bought... * shucks* I can't till I grow Up :D :D

In response to Zoogie's question, I suggest you look it up yourself. Then try to sleep tonight *evil grin*

http://www.nti.org/e_research/profiles/index.html

He is NO LONGER SELLING.