NationStates Jolt Archive

"On AZtv, we have an important announscement from his Dread Lordship.....

"The foolish human ruler of Elizabethshire has declared war on our damned, infernal realm. However, I do not agree to a large engagement".
"Too long have foolish humans made mass war, killing millions for their petty mortal arguements. I do not wish to see my subjects, nor the loyal vampire citizenry attacked by these idiots. Therefore, I God Emperor Thanantos Invictus challenge the weakling ruler of Elizabethsire to one on one, hand to hand combat."
"If the weakling can defeat me, she may slay me and rule my realm. If I should defeat her/him, they will become my PERMANENT guest here...As so many others have become"

(Shot cut to a pathetic bunch of humans crouching in huge cages suspended by chains from the ceiling)

"These are my pets. I will see to it that Elisabethshire's ruler will crouch filthy in a cage such as this for my amusement. I love my pets; they are so loyal after I break their will and their minds. Isn't that so, my pet?"

(A grubgy long-haired human male begins laughing hysterically and licking the hand of the Dread Lord)

"That's a good boy. Soon you'll have a new freiind to play with"

"Farewell weakling. I await your answer. I have a nice can of Alpo awaiting your....visit. Muhahahahahahaha!!!"

Hmm... You seem quite young to be doing battle. You'd better watch out...

The Chairman of the State council in Elizabeth's town laughed mightly

"This fool, Challanging me to one to one combat. Vampric creatures! Who does he think he is?!" the Chairman thumped his fist against the table

"Hes a far far weaker nation sir" the Army Adjutant announced to the nods of the Senior Chiefs of the Military

"We can always try to defuse his idotic threats with diplomacy sir..."The Foriegn Minister answered

"Fine, dispatch the Deputy Foriegn Minister to try to work through this mess..."

"Fine, dispatch the Deputy Foriegn Minister to try to work through this mess..."


He'll probably get eaten.



I smell a crusade.

We support you!

P.S:
You have a TG.

We find this most amusing and will support Azazreal if it comes to war.

OOC: Dimmimar and Commorargh: even as Allied States to Azazreal, your two countries Military still doesnt add up to any where close to mine. The reason i called Azazreal in the first place is human rights violations, killing prisoners for no reason may be fun, but is certaintly not acceptable.

Now Azazreal, I am not going to leader to leader fight you and i don't recognize your race of undead creatures. However if you want to RP war, I am certaintly game. Keep in mind your facing tremendous odds, this just isnt fesable for you, but if you wanna go, lets go.

I'll support Elizabethshire, because quite frankly, I don't like you, vampire guy.


Your attitude pisses me off.

I support him as I see fit. My nation is not unlike Azazreal.

P.S;:
I will brng in the entire of Commorargh in to this war. that means you will be up against 5 nations.

We will only declare war if Azazreal declares war.

To: The Nations of Azazreal and Commorargh

Your military threats towards us are growing to be a complete and total nuseince. Azazreal, your military is so far down the toliet, it can't see the Tp. And if you think your going to invade and take me down Commorargh your completely wrong.

Azazreal, the Republic of Elizabethshire is standing up for your own oppressed citizens, threat them better, and you will have no quarrel with the Republic. Do not, and we will mention it. Threaten us, and we will take great offense. And if you do choose to threaten us, at least attempt to threaten us effectively.

Direct Communique Issued to all parties involved:
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The Armed Republic Of Nazguul wishes, in the event of the challenge being accepted, permission to send an envoy to document the combat, between the two rulers. If there is no conflict, Nazguul wishes to have no part in any of it.[/code:1:e38f23a4e6]

Direct Communique Issued to all parties involved:
[code:1:0e3208d823]
The Armed Republic Of Nazguul wishes, in the event of the challenge being accepted, permission to send an envoy to document the combat, between the two rulers. If there is no conflict, Nazguul wishes to have no part in any of it.[/code:1:0e3208d823]

The gutless ruler of Elizabethshire is too frightened to meet me in single combat. And why is this? Because she knows she will be my pet.
Humans SHOULD be ruled by those who are genetically, mentally and physically their superiors. The human race is an inferior race, as backwards as a Cro-magnom or as an ape is to a human. It is naturally, seeing their innate inferiority, that they should be ruled by their wiser, more powerfull betters-such as us.
Let's face it; Humans may have bene on the apex of evolution, but they are now as absolute as any of the other ptoto-humans would be in todays society. This inferiority is because humans are naturally weak, mentally and emotionally, and lack any substantive will power. This explains why they need all their weapons and such. I however do not: *I* am the weapon.
The humans in the Shadowlands are happy, just as the horses, pigs and cows on a farm are happy. Oh sure, we feed on some, but we are not gluttons and besides, what is one less human? You breed like rabbits anyway. You are shortlived and foolish and much too idealistic.
Human rights? Don't make me laugh! You humans have slaughtered each other for MILLENIUM! Not for food, no, but for such foolish things as weak pathetic gods and their religions, for foolish political theories that ignore the simple facts of life: some are meant to be predator and some are meant to be food. Every body has their place as Nature and my father, the God Azazreal, has seen fit. is it our fault that yoiu stunt yourself with your development with such mental weaknessess as morality and your disgusting counsciounsce? Why not accept reality as it is? If you do not like your position in life, kill your oppressor and take their power as i did when I slayed the last God Emperor and took the throne. Oh, but that would be "wrong", wouldn't it?
Accept what is for what it is. The wolf eats the lamb and the hawk feasts on the mouse. As it is in nature, so too it is amongst people. The weak are killed and eaten and the powerfull inherit the earth.

OOC:[All humans and elves on earth and beyond should unite against this threat in a last alliance style battle at the start of Fellowship of the Rings]