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....and we, the people of the Free Republic of Friendlystan, were wondering where and how we might be able to purchase or otherwise aquire some tactical nuclear weapons? Nothing enormous or unwieldy, mind you, just ten or so megatons to help our establish our global security and convenience.

Thank you for you time and we appreciate any feedback you may initiate.

All is well,

Vladamir the Nice :D

I'm afraid that at you're age you can't have nuclear weapons. But at least you asked nicely :D

P.S:
Read the stickies!

Don't you think your a wee bit young for nukes. Scuttle but is that you got to be one two months before you have any nukes. Plus having nukes dosn't sound friendly.

what are you crazy!!!!!!???


You'd Shoot your eye out!!!!!!!!

I agree. Most countries dislike the idea of new nations having nuclear weapons, mainly as they often lead to stupid situations with those countries trying to flaunt them, despite their tiny size. However, there are hundreds of conventional weapons stores around. Maybe ome people will link you to a few....

To have nuclear weapons you must fufill these conditions
1. Your nation must be at least one month old.
2. Your economy must be able to support the upkeep on nuclear weapons
3. You must have the Uranium from either A: Your own mining efforts, or B: Purchased from someone else.

Or you could be given/sold nuclear weapons, but this is unlikely considering the size of your nation.

All,

Yes we are young, but enthusiastic. The Free State of Friendlystan is accepts the rules of play, waiting two months is perfectly satisfactory.

Our nuclear ambitions are limited and for peaceful, defensive purposes only. Honestly. The State's policy of Preemptive Defence is developing nicely and should be complete within a number of months. We are all very excited. The rest of the North Pacific should have no concerns. We are a peaceful and friendly country, we only want friends!

We shall make contact in two months regarding possible aquisition or purchase of said Peace Weapons. In the meantime, how about several Longbow choppers and/or F-117 Al Sabbah bombers?

Thanks!

Loki the Decent
Minister of War
:D

....and we, the people of the Free Republic of Friendlystan, were wondering where and how we might be able to purchase or otherwise aquire some tactical nuclear weapons? Nothing enormous or unwieldy, mind you, just ten or so megatons to help our establish our global security and convenience.

Thank you for you time and we appreciate any feedback you may initiate.

All is well,

Vladamir the Nice :D

NO NUKES FOR YOU!!!!!
:twisted:

Jeez, you could at least have a nice name like Minister of Defence...
J/K

All,

Yes we are young, but enthusiastic. The Free State of Friendlystan is accepts the rules of play, waiting two months is perfectly satisfactory.

Our nuclear ambitions are limited and for peaceful, defensive purposes only. Honestly. The State's policy of Preemptive Defence is developing nicely and should be complete within a number of months. We are all very excited. The rest of the North Pacific should have no concerns. We are a peaceful and friendly country, we only want friends!

We shall make contact in two months regarding possible aquisition or purchase of said Peace Weapons. In the meantime, how about several Longbow choppers and/or F-117 Al Sabbah bombers?

Thanks!

Loki the Decent
Minister of War
:D

[secret]
Doujin will supply you with one 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 megaton nuclear warhead. For free.

(Join the war against Neo-Mekanta. You'll get lots of nice weapons pointed at you)

Your motto should be "Smile! Or else. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

TO: Loki the Decent, Minister of War
FROM: Deparment of Exports

"we have heard of your needs for equipment. we have 4 Secondhand DC-7C Airliners that have been converted into CT-7X Paratrooper planes. the Aircraft, when in civilian use during the Early 1990s as Short-Range aircraft met all standards for safety. they have been refurbished to meet the 1994 Military Tansport Safety Code of Indonesia. they can carry 50 Paratroopers, or 10 jeeps. 350,000 dollars total per plane."

Your motto should be "Smile! Or else. :lol:


OOC: Fairly Oddparents, great show

Ok.. Do yourself a favour
Click on The Forum link.
Then Click on Nationstates
Then click on Sticky: New to NationStates? View these Great Threads!

And read ALL of the threads, you'll get a good idea how things work here and how to go about things.. and Please! Be a newbie.. not a n00b..

As for nuclear weapons you need to have about 150 million population and a good economy. Be a good RP'er and you'll get along just fine with the rest..

Welcome to NationStates.

I had nuclear weapons at about 50 million pop :P

(Don't fall for the "innocent newbie" crap. I see what they're up to! They act all nice and stuff now, but they've been dropping subtle hints! The moment they get power... BOOM! People fry! They're like those sweet innocent liberarians that, when they get you in their room, strip you down, tie you up, spank you, then... well, you get the point...)

(I'd give you some space-based super mass driver technology I used to wipe out a major city, but I really don't trust you with it...)

Neo-Mekanta, are you paranoid? I'm nice I haven't fried anyone yet.

This is all quite humorous. Talk about the situation where the pot calls the kettle black.

This is all quite humorous. Talk about the situation where the pot calls the kettle black.

(*has a sign around his neck reading "POT"*)

(... Who, me?)

what are you crazy!!!!!!???


You'd Shoot your eye out!!!!!!!!

Nice!

Howdy

Wow! The support we have found through the Forum has been so overwhelming that we don't know where to begin!

Any concerns regarding a missuse or possible offensive use of a Peace Weapon or Happy Missile is completly unfounded.

In today's unpredictable world one must cover all bases in order to supply the proper and decent level of security that one's people require. To suggest that we, the people and rulers of Friendlystan, would just fire off a nuclear weapon all willy nilly is just plain wrong, ill-informed and racist.

To use one's nation age as a barometer for nuclear responsibility is simply another signifier of the intolerance and hatred that we, the people and rulers of Friendlystan, are firmly rooted against.

That being said, we would love to get information on aquiring 80 gauge aluminum tubing, platinum wiring, dry chemical reactants and heavy water storage tanks.

We are also anticpating a botulism problem stemming from some unfriendly food handling from one of our prisons, if anyone has any information on experts in this field we would love to speak to them.

The Free State of Friendlystan wants nothing more than to enable the advancement of good relations with it's neighbors and the world as a whole. If there is anything that the State can do for any country out there, within our modest means, please don't hesitate to ask.

All the Best,

Guthy the Decent
Minister of State Affairs :D

I'm going to ignore for a minute the possibility you might actually be an insane, sadistic dictator under the guise of a benevolent leader, and say that if you are young(like my nation) you shouldn't have, really, any enmies to be bothered with. If you're small and new, and concerned about defense, don't make any enimes.

I'm going to ignore for a minute the possibility you might actually be an insane, sadistic dictator under the guise of a benevolent leader, and say that if you are young(like my nation) you shouldn't have, really, any enmies to be bothered with. If you're small and new, and concerned about defense, don't make any enimes.

We don't want ANY ememies. We want to be only friends :D ! And we acknoledge the concerns that:

- Yes, we are young
- Yes, we tend to "mother" our citizens (someone has to watch out for thier interests)
- Yes, true freedom is only acheived through security. Security in each other and in ourselves.

If you want to judge us guilty of anything, it's our overarching need to make our country, our region, our world, more secure. Once total security is acheived we can advance society as a whole. One vision to progress humanity into the New Eon. One subconscience to drive our will to the ultimate human goal.

These ideas are what we which to achieve. Lofty, admittedly, but we think it's worth the effort. If there are those who choose to take an anti-advancement stance and want to turn the clocks back to the Cold War, well they are certainly entitled to those ideas. But we cannot, and will not, sit idly by as those who which to impede the advancement of mankind carry out thier plan.

Hey, how 'bout those Colts, eh?

All the Best,

Vladamir the Nice
Leader, The Free Republic of Friendlystan :D

The Age limit is there to protect from complete noobishness. Nations that get nuclear weapons too quickly tend to use them haphazardly.

Ex: A Jan 04 nation says "I just finished research on nuclear missiles! I nuke you with my 88 nuclear missiles!"
Or the l33t version "I jut finrd rsh on nooks!1!!11!! I n00k you wih mo 9899870987097097809889 N00kular missiles!!!!1111oneoneone!"