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Annihilation of Jaxusism and Jaxus (OOC thread)

TROUSRS
02-01-2004, 18:08
{Trousinian Official Board Meeting}

"Ruin my birthday with they", announced a disgruntled kuzmich postolski.

"What are we going to do then?"

A worried look from kuzmich is all the answer that question recieves. "They did it, I know they did." he says after a long silence, "Everything points to them."

"But why Kuzmich?"

"They were mad that Geforce4 was going to break away from their merge. They figured 'if we can't have him, no one can'. I'm supprised our greatest ally would merge with such moronic government in the first place..." his voice trailed off.

"Well?"

"We have no choice, " his voice enraged, "execute SNAPCOUNT, follow it up with a strike on their harbor, then throw in a LAT run."

"LAT, sir?"

"LAT, Leeches and Tar."

A puzzled looke appears all around the room.

"Fly a bunch of c-5's by and drop tar and leeches. I came up with it myself" he grins. "You use it on troops and civilians."

...

{3rd person}

2 seperate squadrens of SvtB Objeckt 225's depart, each containing 50 planes, each headed for either Jaxusism or Jaxus. 15 planes in each squad contain Neutron Bombs, the rest contain nuclear missiles and nuclear bombs. All are extremely accurate.

Since the SvtB's go mach 6.5, they are impossible to shoot down*, this was the strategy that Kuzmich had had in mind when they were designed and built. They are also undetectable, almost anyway. And see, even if they were, nothing could shoot them down. This made postolski grin.

The plan was to annihilate both nation's radar, tracking, sattelite, and communications centers with massive nuking. The 15 craft per squad that were carrying the neutron bombs were going to fly into major cities, or citities of importance, and take out all life, without harming any buildings. This was a sinister plan.

Soon to follow, a fleet of Su-47s would be taking off to take out the navy.

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*(since they go mach 6.5, they are impossible to shoot down)
The real life B-2s go Mach 3, and they are next to impossible to shoot down, mach 6.5 is most definately impossible. :)
Jaxusism
02-01-2004, 18:10
HA! CLOSED RP!?!?! NO WAY!!!!!
Jaxusism
02-01-2004, 18:12
And you dont even have an IC reason...
Jaxusism
02-01-2004, 18:15
GODMODDING! AND LIEING!

1stly, the deletion of Geforce4 was totally OoC! Your just angry cause your 1st nation was deleted.

2ndly, your controlling my nation!

3rdly, YOU HAVE NO WAY OF BRINGING GEFORCE4 INTO IC WAR!
TROUSRS
02-01-2004, 18:17
GODMODDING! AND LIEING!

1stly, the deletion of Geforce4 was totally OoC! Your just angry cause your 1st nation was deleted.

2ndly, your controlling my nation!

3rdly, YOU HAVE NO WAY OF BRINGING GEFORCE4 INTO IC WAR!

OOC:
1)The deletion was, correct. I found a way to make a fun RP out of it though. This thread is completely IC.

IC:
2)I'm not controlling your nation, our intel says this is what happened. We don't second guess our intel. Either way, you will be anniliated.

OOC:
3)Geforce4 won't be in this war, we are avenging the loss of an ally.
02-01-2004, 18:20
This is genocide. Our Triumvirate, the longtime ally and friend of Jaxusism in times of peace and war, will not stand for this.
Jaxusism
02-01-2004, 18:20
How could the deletion of a nation have ANYTHING IC? WE ARE HEREBY IGNORING YOU! *stamp* *sign* *sign* *sign*
Chochezkoo
02-01-2004, 18:21
Jax, If you go to war I'm with you.
TROUSRS
02-01-2004, 19:00
Closed RP
Jaxusism
02-01-2004, 19:10
1stly, its not a closed RP. 2ndly, I IGNORE you.
Arribastan
02-01-2004, 19:20
what in the hell is going on?
we will help Jaxusism, of course.
Jaxusism
02-01-2004, 19:25
what in the hell is going on?
we will help Jaxusism, of course.

Thank you Arribastan. As you know, I was given Geforce4. Then, one day, I had no control. I went to the mods. We found out it was Klamath, who originally owned Geforce4, who stole it back. Klamath was banned from NS and Geforce4 was deleted. TROUSRS is angry at me, so he's using OOC in IC to nuke me. His reason is OoC!!! The deletion of a nation cant be brought into IC.

Which is why I am officially firing the ignore cannon! Join me, Arribastan.
Setian-Sebeceans
02-01-2004, 19:27
*(since they go mach 6.5, they are impossible to shoot down)
The real life B-2s go Mach 3, and they are next to impossible to shoot down, mach 6.5 is most definately impossible. :)

TROUSRS, wanna bet on that *Makes hand signal, to move the fastest Sebecean aero-space fighter forward* I'll bet you 10 billion, on it.
Goobergunchia
02-01-2004, 19:28
Certiorari granted.

Closed RP not granted.

OOC thread not granted.

Guy Noir
Premier of the Gunchenjuris

This has been an OOC post.
Arribastan
02-01-2004, 19:28
what in the hell is going on?
we will help Jaxusism, of course.

Thank you Arribastan. As you know, I was given Geforce4. Then, one day, I had no control. I went to the mods. We found out it was Klamath, who originally owned Geforce4, who stole it back. Klamath was banned from NS and Geforce4 was deleted. TROUSRS is angry at me, so he's using OOC in IC to nuke me. His reason is OoC!!! The deletion of a nation cant be brought into IC.

Which is why I am officially firing the ignore cannon! Join me, Arribastan.certainly, Jax.

meet our ignore spatula, TROUSRS
http://mirror.surprise.com/images/ideas_amazon/12425_01.jpg
unless we recieve a reason for this, you will be ignored by the Deathtrap forever and for always.
Jaxusism
02-01-2004, 19:33
Thanks Arribastan.
Chochezkoo
02-01-2004, 19:49
ok I get it now
02-01-2004, 19:52
Bisonic strategic nuclear forces to alert level orange (TROUSRS, Im on your side).
Johnistan
02-01-2004, 19:59
I with trousers too
02-01-2004, 20:06
Uhh, trousrs, i wonder where tghe hell you got ur info from, but B-2's in real life do not go mach 3, its more like around mach .3 , B-2's are subsonic meaning they dont do speed of sound, and nothing, not a damn thing is completely unshootdownable(new word,YAY). Your fighters moving at mach 6.5, well, i believe the stinger missle and sidewinder missles moove at arounf mach 9, ohh adn then there are bullets, which moove at something like mach 20
Trailers
02-01-2004, 20:10
I side with trou.Lets glass Jax.
Central Facehuggeria
02-01-2004, 20:12
Uhh, trousrs, i wonder where tghe hell you got ur info from, but B-2's in real life do not go mach 3, its more like around mach .3 , B-s' are subsonic meaning they dont do speed of sound, and nothing, not a damn thing is completely unshootdownable(new word,YAY). Your fighters moving at mach 6.5, well, i believe the stinger missle and sidewinder missles moove at arounf mach 9, ohh adn then there are bullets, which moove at something like mach 20

But the problem is not the projectile's speed, but its tracking/aiming abilities. It is very difficult to aim at anything going even mach 2-3. The margin of error for targeting something going at mach 6 would be very small, possibly in the nanosecond. Turrets can't move fast enough, nor can a person's torso. You can't even get a lock on the plane due to its speed.
02-01-2004, 20:16
I side with trou.Lets glass Jax.
*starts chanting*
LETS GLASS JAX! LETS GLASS JAX! LETS GLASS JAX!
02-01-2004, 20:17
Uhh, trousrs, i wonder where tghe hell you got ur info from, but B-2's in real life do not go mach 3, its more like around mach .3 , B-s' are subsonic meaning they dont do speed of sound, and nothing, not a damn thing is completely unshootdownable(new word,YAY). Your fighters moving at mach 6.5, well, i believe the stinger missle and sidewinder missles moove at arounf mach 9, ohh adn then there are bullets, which moove at something like mach 20

But the problem is not the projectile's speed, but its tracking/aiming abilities. It is very difficult to aim at anything going even mach 2-3. The margin of error for targeting something going at mach 6 would be very small, possibly in the nanosecond. Turrets can't move fast enough, nor can a person's torso. You can't even get a lock on the plane due to its speed.

As would be tageting for firing anything while moving at those speeds.
Chochezkoo
02-01-2004, 20:17
Would the pilots not black out if the plane went that fast?
02-01-2004, 20:20
Would the pilots not black out if the plane went that fast? if they attempted to do any sort of turns they surly wouldm but then again, i think the plane would end up desentagrating if they tried to turn.
Chochezkoo
02-01-2004, 20:22
yeah, cause I think the record is 7 g's and mach six is way above that.

plus the record was only for like ten seconds
02-01-2004, 20:27
yeah, cause I think the record is 7 g's and mach six is way above that.

plus the record was only for like ten seconds

any turns an they would probubly black out, goins straight, i dont think so., the human body can wihtstand about 19 g's before blacking out, and about 40 before dieing.
Chochezkoo
02-01-2004, 20:32
Chochezkoo
02-01-2004, 20:32
The fastest plane in the world is the SR-71 blackbird, and that goes a little over mach 3.2.

there is no way a bomber could get to that speed
02-01-2004, 20:38
srry to burst your bubble, but the fastest plane in the world is the X-15 and it traveled a record mach 6.5
Chochezkoo
02-01-2004, 20:43
srry to burst your bubble, but the fastest plane in the world is the X-15 and it traveled a record mach 6.5


well f--- a duck, you're right
Doujin
02-01-2004, 20:49
my DD-1 goes up to mach 6.32 safely :o