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Attention Government of Kevin Land! We, the people of Nak Nak, urge you to cease construction of your Space Program within a twenty-four hour period. Failure to either cease advancement of your space program or allow Nak Nakian Weapons Inspectors into your nation will result in invasion. If you will not cease your Space Program, we shall do so by force.

-President Dillinger,

you will provide reasons for this or face an invasion yourself :evil:

OOC:
you will provide reasons for this or face an invasion yourself :evil:

Umm... Compare populations, I wouldn't be making threats like that if I were in your shoes.

Edit: Typo

you will provide reasons for this or face an invasion yourself :evil:
Don't invade him. He's a 2002 nation.

I DONT CARE about nak-nak's size, i didn't say it would be just me invading

not that i have something to fear from you but because you so nicely asked:
-He barged into our region and started to close traderoutes.
-He threatens the older nations with nuclear attacks.
-He neglected several ultimatums.
-according to the Bush doctrine of 2001 an pre-emptive strike is warrented.
-He aquired his nukes on the black market.No country with noble intentions would do that.
-For the safety or our region,he must be stopped before we face a lot bigger problem with this mad dog.

Prsident Dillinger

We hereby urge you to stop with your space program within 24 hours.All the buiding sites must be brought down.Plus you have to accept wapeninspectors on your soil we will check all of your weapon arsenal for forbidden weapons.If you not comply we will attack and bring down your space program by ourselves.You have 24 hours to respond

President Dillinger

Two reasons why I don't take you seriously:

1) You suck at spelling. Who the hell sends in wapeninspectors? Also, notice this problem?Your sentences don't have the correct two spaces and you didn't use puncuation all the time.See how annoying it can get?It's getting hard to read, isn't it?It looks like one big, unattractive runon sentence.

2) I would have written it like this -

Attention Government of Kevin Land! We, the [Whatever] of Nak Nak, urge you to cease construction of your Space Program within a twenty-four hour period. Failure to either cease advancement of your space program or allow Nak Nakian Weapons Inspectors into your nation will result in invasion. If you will not cease your Space Program, we shall do so by force.

-President Dillinger,
[Whatever] of Nak Nak

Note how you wrote it. You have spelling errors, grammar errors, etc. Nobody will take an ultimatum seriously if it says "stop your space program or we'll invade you!"

Just some friendly advice from your local Forum Foe Hammer

ALWAYS thouroughly explain your reasons for your actions when you do things like invade countries, in EVERY case, (even if it's nukes on black market sort of thing)

Well you have a good point, but the other guy could have a completely different point of view :?

"sorry for my spelling,I'm not english but I will try to improve"

That's just a load of bull..
It's like giving a guy on the street a knuckle sandwich just because you think he might do it to you so have to be on the safe side.

And i'd like to see old Dubbyah give a pre-emtive strike on say... China, or North Korea, and not some lame desert country that is famous for not being able to defend itself.

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Insecto

That's why we must attack now.Before it's too late.Kevin Land musn't be allowed to have a nuclear arsenal or his own space program.He will use it to blackmail his neighbours or for further expanding of his sphere of influence.

Kevin Land is a nation much like mine. A nation filled with thiefs, smugglers, and pirates. But I am a man of principals, and Kevin Land is beneath the lowest of low. If a fighting fued is to erupt, as a result of his actions, I will assist in anyway.

"He will use it to blackmail his neighbours or for further expanding of his sphere of influence."

Ohh, you mean like old Dubbyah?

Galmorra believes that a nation with nuclear power or the possibility of nuclear power should act responsibly. I also believe that Armageddon should not fight within itself. For obvious reasons, I can not publicly support either side. But as a member of Armageddon, the side I have chosen to support already knows hat their side has my moral and diplomatic support.

Although he is a dork, thats for sure.

You mean when the fighting errupts? Isn't that so?
Since kevin seems rather.. immature and won his presidency in a cracker box he is going to be dared to push the big red button and let his missiles fly. When of course the equally immature Nak Nak and his allies retaliates with their nukes. Transforming Kevin Land into a radioactive dust bin.

Insecto of course will, as always, stay neutral in this conflict and supply both waring fractions with black and see through body bags.

Unfortunately for the rest of the world, who has nothing to do with Nak and Kev's little nuclear showdown, we will for generations suffer from atomic winter and radioactive downfall, and helplessly watch as our women give birth to armless babies with one single eye in their head.

So, my solution to all of this? A good old fashioned pistol or rapier duell. If Nak wins Kev disbands his nuclear program, if Kev wins they can keep building their weapons, knowing they are useless anyway, since if he decides to use them.. Lights out for everyone.

Your most gracious Sultan of Insecto

That's why we must attack now.Before it's too late.Kevin Land musn't be allowed to have a nuclear arsenal or his own space program.He will use it to blackmail his neighbours or for further expanding of his sphere of influence.

We'll deal with that when the time comes. If neccesary, Foe Hammer will jump in, should Kevinland abuse his right to own WMDs or maintain a space program. That is, if Kevinland is at least near-future-future tech.

I found proof that Kevin Land is trying to get his hands on biological weapons or,even worse,he already acquired them.

Topic: Sethesh developes its first biological weapon.
Kevin Land


Forum: International Incidents Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 12:57 pm Subject: Sethesh developes its first biological weapon.
In that case, would you be interested in sharing your little secret with me?

You will be heavily rewarded. I have a lot to give you in return.
!
Topic: Sethesh developes its first biological weapon.
Subject: Sethesh developes its first biological weapon.
I wish to congradulate you on a job well-done.

Do you really want a country with this kind of intentions to develop a full-fledged Space Program?I think not and for the safety of this region I'm ready to end this Space Program if he doesn't shut it down by himself.

President Dillinger

You have our moral support to stop Kevin Land's errant ways

(aka "DotF TV" in your region)

Further evidence from our secret service shows that he's dealing with known terrorist groups and trades with them:

"The Empire of KevinLand wishes to purchase Desert Eagles and MP5's for its police force

We also insist that Afro Terrorism has the right to sell these weapons and sell these weapons to who ever he whishes to sell them to"

Kevin Land's reaction

"LOL - You've been doing research! My WMD programe is complete Nak Nak. I released earlier the statement that I had been spending all my money on Defence and now things have changed!

As I said, 5 satellites in total are going to be launched.

1 is a communications satellite
2 is a weather satellite
3 is a telescope
4 is a spy satellite

Now I must insist that these are not military satellites! Come on - My real-life country that I live in - Ireland - Even we have a weather Satellite - TV Networks have Communications Satellites and telescopes. As far as I know aswell, there is an independent company that has a spy satellite.

I will not stand down as these are non-agressive and 1 of them - the spy satellite - the one that you might have a problem with - thats not being launched from Kevin Land, its been launched from a different country - I'm buying that satellite.

As regards your last post - Afro-terroroism , you should have read on in that forum and you would have seen that I didn't buy weapons from the terroroist supporter - Instead another very poweful nation (I forget his name - check it up yourselves) - he helped me set up weapons factories in my own country! So I don't buy weapons like that anymore - I make them myself!"

I just saw this now. All I can say is that Nak nak is full of lies. As you can see, he can't prove anything.

And I urge all of you not to invade me as most of you don't know anyhting.

If you want an independent voice on this topic then send a message to Nianacio, he is the president and UN delegate of the region Armageddon.

I might not like all of what he will tell you but it will be an independent and trustworthy statement.

ask him about me and is it true about the things tat Nak nak said - don't forget to quote!

Also if you would like to find out about the previous conflict between me and Nak nak/tremalkier, then go to Armageddon, get the web-site for HQ and go to the forum entitile "Kevin Land/Tremalkeir situation"

As regards this thing - According to International Law, I am fully entitiled to have Communications, weather and telescopic Satellites, which is what my Space Programme is. I am also a law-abiding country which is a member of the United Nations (Nak nak is not).

Also according to International Law, Nak nak attacking me for this un-just reason is against International Law.

As regards what he said - it is 99% un true, 1% true - Telegram Nianacio and I'm 99% sure that he'll back me up.

Also I am also 100% sure that there are certain organisations here that will protect Kevin Land from invasion because under International Law and United Nations Principals, I am in the right, Nak nak is in the wrong.

I have also high hopes that some of you fine people will help me if it comes to war.

Sorry for any typing errors because I'm at work and speed was at the essence of this message.

Sincerely Yours,

Emperor Kevin.

nak nak....

who's there....?

nak nak....

nak nak who....?

nak nak who just got his effen butt straightened out by Kevin Land....



so, who's on first....?

nak nak....

who's there....?

nak nak....

nak nak who....?

nak nak who just got his effen butt straightened out by Kevin Land....



so, who's on first....?

The Fedral Union is alrmed at what is going on hear

we Urge all sides to back down ..

kevin you hsouldint be playing with bio wepons or cemical wepons ..

nukes how ever are naother story .. lots of nations have nukes .

and nak nak you cant stop the space program of kevin if you attempt to do so buy focre the fedral union will intervine..

The Fedral Union is alrmed at what is going on hear

we Urge all sides to back down ..

kevin you hsouldint be playing with bio wepons or cemical wepons ..

nukes how ever are naother story .. lots of nations have nukes .

and nak nak you cant stop the space program of kevin if you attempt to do so buy focre the fedral union will intervine..

(deated becuse of QUDRIPLE POST!!!)

(Deated due to stupid qaudruple post!!!)

I don't have chemical or biological weapons. I have lots of nuclear weapons and the equipment to deliver them but as you said thats a different story.

I'm glad things have been straightened out.

I hope I can coint on all your support. Things are looking normal for a change.

ahhh once again i see kevin land,
nice to see you kevin-land,

i see that your being "hounded" by the international community for the use of weapons that are usualy and realistically slightly out of your grasp,
perhaps i can help,
although i can muster nothing like the force of nak nak who is obviously a very dangerous power you seemed to have tangled with lol, i can summon up quite a large army and use it to your defence, should this situation go a lil off course.

i do infact intend to establish peace here,

now nak nak,
pleasure to meet you of course,
we would like to ask respecting your huge millitary capacity, lol why exactly you want kevin-land to take away all of its sattelites, nearly every nation over 500 million has sattelites, why go at kevinland?
though i do suggest to the leaders of kevinland that perhaps sattelite technology which seems to be somehow tied to the use of Nuclear weapons is a bit far off for his nation to develop just yet.

is there a chance this could end in peace? or is this going to be a very messy bloody battle royale?

allow Nak Nakian Weapons Inspectors into your nationWhat makes my weapons inspectors inadequate?
Kevin Land is a nation much like mine. A nation filled with thiefs, smugglers, and pirates. But I am a man of principals, and Kevin Land is beneath the lowest of low.:|
-He barged into our region and started to close traderoutes.After various nations called for him to be banned from the region because he accidentally made more than one post.
-He threatens the older nations with nuclear attacks.In self defense.
-He neglected several ultimatums.That were quite unreasonable.
You have our moral support to stop Kevin Land's errant ways

(aka "DotF TV" in your region)If any forces outside the region attack either side (well, attacking whoever starts the war is technically safe), I (and the rest of the region...and MACTO...and the ALL...) may be forced to intervene.
If you want an independent voice on this topic then send a message to Nianacio, he is the president and UN delegate of the region Armageddon.Actually, I'm not the president, just the Minister of Human Rights.
[Minister of Human Rights Voice]Tremalkier's plans to massacre the people of Kevin Land are deplorable[/Minister of Human Rights Voice]
I might not like all of what he will tell youYep.