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Military Small Arms 10% EXTRA DISCOUNT! OVERSTOCK!

Derscon
02-01-2004, 07:33
ASSAULT RIFLES

Steyr AUG
http://world.guns.ru/assault/aug_r.jpg
Length: 805mm
Weight: 3.8kg
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 30 or 42 round clip
Action: Press trigger lightly, single shot – full trigger pull, automatic.
Special: 1.4x optical sight; bull-pup design
Cost: $1000.00

M4A1 Carbine
http://world.guns.ru/assault/m4m203.jpg
Length: 757mm
Weight: 3.0kg
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 30 round clip
Action: semi or full auto
Special: M203 grenade launcher
Cost: $1000

XM29 OICW
http://world.guns.ru/assault/oicw1.jpg
http://world.guns.ru/assault/oicw2.jpg
Length: 890mm
Weight: 6.8kg
Caliber: 5.56mm // 20mm High Explosive
Magazine: (5.56) 30 round clip // (20mm HE) 6 shot clip
Action: (5.56) Single/Two round Burst // (20mm HE) single shot
Special: Double weapon; 6x scope plus range finder.
Cost: $1500.00

F2000
http://world.guns.ru/assault/f2000_3.jpg
Length: 694mm
Weight: 4.6kg
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 30 round clip
Action: Single shot, Three round Burst, or Automatic
Special: Grenade launcher; computerized fire control module and sight; “bull-pup”
Cost: $1500

AK-47
http://world.guns.ru/assault/ak_54.jpg
Length: 870mm
Weight: 4.3kg
Caliber: 7.62mm
Magazine: 30 round clip
Action: Automatic
Special: rugged, durable
Cost: $350

H&k G36
http://www.hk-usa.com/images/g36fullmain.jpg
Length: 997mm
Weight: 3.31kg
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 30 round clip
Action: Automatic
Special: Extremely accurate; clear clip so you can tell how many rounds you have left
Cost: $600

H&K MP7 Personal Defense Weapon
http://www.hk-usa.com/pages/military-le/mil-leimages/mp7_left.jpg
Length: 380mm
Weight: 1.68kg
Caliber: 4.6mm
Magazine: 40 round clip
Action: Automatic
Special: small and accurate -- great for bodyguards/escorts.
Cost: $700

H&K XM8 carbine
http://www.hk-usa.com/pages/military-le/mil-leimages/xm8_rightmed.jpg
Length: 757mm
Weight: 2.82kg
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 30 round clip
Action: Automatic
Special: compact for easier carrying w/o sacrificing power
Cost: $1000


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SHOTGUNS

Pancor Jackhammer II
http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/jackhammer.jpg
Length: 787mm
Weight: 4.87kg
Gauge: 12
Magazine: 20 round drum
Action: Automatic
Special: “bull-pup” design – drum clip behind trigger
Cost: $1000.00
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SUBMACHINE GUNS

FN-P90
http://world.guns.ru/smg/fn_p90.jpg
Length: 500mm
Weight: 3kg
Caliber: 5.7mm
Magazine: 50 round clip
Action: Automatic
Special: clip inserted on top of the gun; 900 rounds per minute
Cost: $1700

PP-90M1
http://world.guns.ru/smg/pp90m1_1.jpg
Length: 620mm
Weight: 1.7kg
Caliber: 9mm
Magazine: (clip) 32 (helical) 64
Action: Automatic
Special: fast fire rate, durable, large clip for small gun
Cost: $1000

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MACHINE GUNS

FN Minimi SAW
http://world.guns.ru/machine/fn_minimi_m249.jpg
Length: 1040mm
Weight: 7.1 kg
Caliber: 5.56m
Magazine: belt feed (amount of rounds depends on size of belt; varies from 50 – 1000)
Action: Think hard. I’ll give you a hint – it’s a machine gun.
Special: 1000 rounds per minute
Cost: $3000.00

IMI Negev
http://world.guns.ru/machine/negev.jpg
Length: 1020mm
Weight: 7.6kg
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 150 belt (pictured above with the belt in a pouch)
Action: Think hard!!! Hint: IT’S A MACHINE GUN!!!
Special: rate of fire is selectable – 850 or 1000 rounds per minute
Cost: $3500

RPK-74
http://world.guns.ru/machine/rpk74_1.jpg
Length: 1060mm
Weight: 5kg
Caliber: 5.49mm
Magazine: (pictured above) 45 round clip - OR – 75 round drum
Action: think hard. It’s a machine gun.
Special: durable; lightweight; 600 rounds per minute
Cost: $1000

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SNIPER RIFLES

Barret M82A3
http://world.guns.ru/sniper/barett_m82a3_1.jpg
Length: 1448 mm
Weight: 12.9 kg empty
Caliber: .50 BMG
Magazine: 10 Round Clip
Action: Single shot bolt action
Special: 10x Telescopic scope (not pictured, but included); effective up to 1800 meters
Cost: $2500

Walther WA2000
http://world.guns.ru/sniper/walther-wa2000-1.jpg
Length: 905mm
Weight: 6.95kg
Caliber: 7.62mm
Magazine: 6 round clip
Action: Single shot bolt action
Special: 7x telescopic scope; effective 1000+ meters; good for tight spots
Cost: $2000
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SPECIAL

Mechem NTW Anti-Material Rifle
http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Heavy/Mechem_NTW.jpg
Length: 1800mm
Weight: 26kg
Caliber: 20mm High Explosive
Magazine: 3 round clip
Action: Single shot Bolt action
Special: Explosive rounds; POWER!!!
Cost: $5000

Blastech E-11 Laser Rifle
http://swg.stratics.com/content/gameplay/items/weapons/pic/storm_1.jpg
*Sorry about the small picture*
Length: 783mm
Weight: 5.6kg
Caliber: laser
Magazine: 50 shot crystal
Action: Semi-auto, auto, or pulse
Special: The pulse setting can literally pierce through light-armored vehicles, but the barrel cannot sustain continued automatic fire without it melting.
Cost: $3000
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All GDODAD and NNA members, plus any other allies get special discounts.

Post the total cost (note: GDODAD and NNA members - post the normal price - I'll take the discount off) when you order, I just don't have the time to calculate everyone's order. Thanks.

Also, I will not be able to process orders on Mondays, every first and third Tuesdays, and Thursdays due to other activities such as private drum lessons, marching band, etc.
02-01-2004, 07:36
Got any Soviet guns? my troops love those, soldiers best friend :)
Derscon
02-01-2004, 07:38
Yes, I do, just not listed. You want some? Fine. I'll get some. Just give me a bit.
Derscon
02-01-2004, 07:52
I put two up. I have designs for a ton more. I manufacture them for my new allies. I can put more Soviet designs if you want.
02-01-2004, 07:59
ok may i see RPG's?
Derscon
02-01-2004, 08:01
Sorry, this is a small arms shop. I'm not selling those. . . . .yet.
02-01-2004, 08:06
how much comes in a shipment?
02-01-2004, 08:09
i need p-90s. cheap. please?
02-01-2004, 08:14
The Oppressed People's of The USA request 100,000 XM29 OICWs please. We need them for our police force. MuahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...hahaha...ha?
Derscon
02-01-2004, 08:14
The amount that comes in a shipment is the amount you order.
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How many FN-P90's do you need? They're $1700 a piece, but if you mass order them I might cut you a break.
02-01-2004, 08:14
and M4A1s. on the cheap. pretty please?
Derscon
02-01-2004, 08:15
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Derscon
02-01-2004, 08:16
Carbine's are $1000 a piece. If you mass order, I might cut you a break.
02-01-2004, 08:17
how much in a shipment????
02-01-2004, 08:20
1000 carbines, and 1500 p-90s. how much?
02-01-2004, 08:20
1000 carbines, and 1500 p-90s. how much?
02-01-2004, 08:37
anyone? for free, mayhap?
02-01-2004, 08:37
anyone? for free, mayhap?
Derscon
02-01-2004, 08:42
((Sorry, my computer is being a pain in the @ss.))

The amount in a shipment is the amount you order.


Meijis, your total comes to $3,150,000 (discount added).



The US of America, your total comes to $125,000,000(discount added).



Don't expect this discount much more -- you're my first customers.
The Atheists Reality
02-01-2004, 08:44
those steyrs are used by the Australian Military
Derscon
02-01-2004, 08:46
Austrian, not Australian. And your point is???? They are excellent weapons.
Derscon
02-01-2004, 08:57
Bump.
Derscon
02-01-2004, 09:01
Last bump before I hit the sack. You will be notified about all new releases, and there might be quite a bit.

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Derscon
02-01-2004, 17:44
I actually forget who ordered this :oops: , but I'll know it when i see it.

200,000 Barret M82-A3's ------------- 500million
200,000 FN-P90's ---------------------- 340million
200,000 Pancor Jackhammer II's ---- 200million
200,000 F-2000's ---------------------- 300million
200,000 IMI Negev's ------------------ 700milion
Subtotal ----------------------------- 2.04 Billion
discount -------------------------------- 10% off

TOTAL ------------------------------ 1.836 BILLION
Henleaze Avenue
02-01-2004, 17:50
Tag for when I've finished planning my military.

And aren't your AK47s a little expensive? I'm sure I've seen them going for $400 or so on other storefronts.
Derscon
02-01-2004, 18:04
k, I'll change them.
02-01-2004, 18:15
The Department of Military Procurement for the Nation of Cluck would like to arrange the purchase of the following items.

35,000 M4A1
2,000 Pancor Jackhammer II
2,500 FN Minimi SAW
100 Barret M82A3

.:Payment wil be made upon confirmation of shipment:.
Derscon
03-01-2004, 01:06
NEW WEAPON!!!!

Mechem NTW Anti-Material Rifle
http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Heavy/Mechem_NTW.jpg
Length: 1800mm
Weight: 26kg
Caliber: 20mm High Explosive
Magazine: 3 round clip
Action: Single shot Bolt action
Special: Explosive rounds; POWER!!!
Cost: $5000

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New rule: When ordering something, list the total cost. I have a lot of other things I'm doing (including a war), and my computer will load something 1/3 of the time -- I don't HAVE the time to constantly calculate everything, sorry.

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Cluck, your total comes to 40.75 million dollars. Your weapons have been shipped. Don't shoot my cargo copters down :wink: .
Derscon
03-01-2004, 01:15
I am sorry to announce this.

When the warehouses are emptied, the prices will go up, but that won't be for a while. That's where these weapons are coming from. I mass produced billions upon billions of weapons for allies in case they needed help. Since they don't, I'm selling them to you.
03-01-2004, 01:27
The Most Serene Republic of Librerra wishes to place an order as follows:

500 (Five Hundred) of the PP-90M1 Submachine guns @ $1000 a piece.

The total is: $500,000.

The money has been wired, please confirm and ship order upon payment reception.

-- Bureau of Defense, The Most Serene Republic of Librerra
Derscon
03-01-2004, 02:17
NEW WEAPONS!!!!


H&k G36

Length: 655mm
Weight: 3.31kg
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 30 round clip
Action: Automatic
Special: Extremely accurate; clear clip so you can tell how many rounds you have left
Cost: $600

H&K MP7 Personal Defense Weapon

Length: 249mm
Weight: 1.68kg
Caliber: 4.6mm
Magazine: 40 round clip
Action: Automatic
Special: small and accurate -- great for bodyguards/escorts.
Cost: $700
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Librerra, we have recieved your payment and your weapons are being shipped via cargo helocopter. Don't shoot it down :wink: .
03-01-2004, 02:28
The Oppressed People's of The USA request 100,000 XM29 OICWs please. We need them for our police force. MuahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...hahaha...ha? :lol: ROFLOL :lol:
ah, good time.
Derscon
03-01-2004, 02:33
NEW WEAPONS!!!!


H&k G36

Length: 655mm
Weight: 3.31kg
Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine: 30 round clip
Action: Automatic
Special: Extremely accurate; clear clip so you can tell how many rounds you have left
Cost: $600

H&K MP7 Personal Defense Weapon

Length: 249mm
Weight: 1.68kg
Caliber: 4.6mm
Magazine: 40 round clip
Action: Automatic
Special: small and accurate -- great for bodyguards/escorts.
Cost: $700
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Librerra, we have recieved your payment and your weapons are being shipped via cargo helocopter. Don't shoot it down :wink: .


NOTE: SOME OF THESE MEASUREMENTS ARE WRONG -- SEE MAIN POST FOR CORRECT MEASUREMENTS.
Derscon
03-01-2004, 02:36
The Oppressed People's of The USA request 100,000 XM29 OICWs please. We need them for our police force. MuahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...hahaha...ha? :lol: ROFLOL :lol:
ah, good time.

So? He f*ck's his budget over in one purchase. Who cares??? It's not my problem how they get the money, as long as it's real. Same thing with the guns. Once they're in his custody, I don't care what happens with them.
03-01-2004, 04:42
5,000 H&k G36


money wired
Derscon
03-01-2004, 04:55
BUMP
03-01-2004, 05:00
500 H&k G36 H&k G36
200 Steyr AUG
money wired

$200,000
$300,000
_______
$500,000

THANX
Derscon
03-01-2004, 05:10
Thank you. $50,000 will be returned since you qualify for a discount. Your weaponry will arrive via cargo chopper in a couple hours. Please don't shoot them down :wink: .
Derscon
03-01-2004, 05:10
BUMP
03-01-2004, 05:17
I would like to place an order for 600,000 M4A1's also 300,000 FN Minimi SAW and also 100,000 Mechem NTW Anti-Material Rifle
Thank you.
The money will be wire the next business day the total is 2,000,000,000
Thank you again
Bobofdeath
Derscon
03-01-2004, 05:30
Your weapons are ready for delivery and have been loaded on to the cargo helos. Once we have recieved the funds, they will take off and be in the airforce base of your choosing within ten hours. Thank you for your patronage. Come back again!!
Derscon
03-01-2004, 05:31
BUMP
03-01-2004, 06:16
I actually forget who ordered this :oops: , but I'll know it when i see it.

200,000 Barret M82-A3's ------------- 500million
200,000 FN-P90's ---------------------- 340million
200,000 Pancor Jackhammer II's ---- 200million
200,000 F-2000's ---------------------- 300million
200,000 IMI Negev's ------------------ 700milion
Subtotal ----------------------------- 2.04 Billion
discount -------------------------------- 10% off

TOTAL ------------------------------ 1.836 BILLION

That would be me I have wired the money to your account. I'll be waiting for the arrival of my weapons.
Derscon
03-01-2004, 06:17
One last bump before I hit the sack. You may still process orders and post them here, but they won't be responded to 'till I get up and get back on the computer -- which might be a while. If you want, you can wait 'till late. . . .tonight, I guess. . . .to post your orders. Thank you for understanding that I'm a human and need sleep.
Derscon
03-01-2004, 06:19
Well, in the post above, I lied. Koilos, your money has been recieved, and the choppers are heading out now.

Now you may refer to my previous post.
Mestionian
03-01-2004, 06:20
They're used by the Austrian military. Idiot.
Drizzts Army
03-01-2004, 06:22
they were used by both Austrian and Australian armies,I read about war stuff
03-01-2004, 19:26
'ello 'ello!

The armed republic of Tostahod will now order 4000 H&K G36's

total comes to 2,400,000$

Money will be wired upon confirmation.


I dont know if i get the discount or not, im not a member, but i am protected by the GDODAD
Pwnica
03-01-2004, 19:34
We would like to order one million XM29 OICW rifles. 1.5 billion USD will ben wired upon confirmation of this order.
Derscon
03-01-2004, 22:42
Tostahod, as you do apply for a discount as you are my ally, your total comes to $2,160,000. Your weapons have been shipped, please confirm when you wire the payment. Thanks.

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Pwinca, your weapons have been shipped. Please confirm payment was made when you wire the payment. Thanks.
03-01-2004, 22:50
I want:


15,000 AK47
15,000 Steyr aug
200,000 Barret M82-A3's
200,000 FN-P90's
200,000 Pancor Jackhammer II's
200,000 F-2000's
200,000 IMI Negev's
15,000 Cokes á $0,90

I'll pay you in Ruples
1RU is $10,78
On my account: 70.000.000.000RU
Derscon
03-01-2004, 23:45
I was hesitant on allowing you to purchace here, Hirmania, but you have been cleared. The money has been recieved, and your weapons are on the way. Thank you.
03-01-2004, 23:50
Sorry i couldnt confirm earlier my computer was unhooked due to the room being painted,
Full amount has been wired.
Skittletopia
04-01-2004, 00:10
20 f2000 @ 30,000

20 XM8 @ 20,000

20 Pancor Jackhammer II @ 20,000

20 PP-90m1 @ 20,000

20 Mechem anti-material @ 100, 000

190,000 i believe
Derscon
04-01-2004, 02:37
Skittletopia, your payment was recieved, and your weapons will be shipped as soon as I have a cargo helo available.
Derscon
04-01-2004, 02:41
Tostahod and Skittletopia, thank you for doing buisness with me. Please come back again!
Lunatic Retard Robots
04-01-2004, 02:41
10,000x PP-90
5,000 AkM-47 (The MG Ak-4 that you are selling)


*Money Wired*
Derscon
04-01-2004, 02:42
BUMP
Shinoxia
04-01-2004, 02:44
Im buying for my region.

3.6 million G-36's.(Were changing standard rifles)

Money wired upon confimation.
Derscon
04-01-2004, 02:47
10,000x PP-90
5,000 AkM-47 (The MG Ak-4 that you are selling)


*Money Wired*

I assume you mean the RPK-74 when you say the machine gun AK-47's.

Thank you, your weapons are on the way.

((((OCC: Next time, could you please list the total? I'm actually keeping track of my military budget. thanks.))))
Derscon
04-01-2004, 02:53
Im buying for my region.

3.6 million G-36's.(Were changing standard rifles)

Money wired upon confimation.

Thank you for choosing me. Come back again!! Your rifles are on the way, with 1 million free boxes of ammunition. Thanks again.
04-01-2004, 03:14
The Hazzamon Ministry of Defense wishes to purchase the following arms:

150,000 G36 @ $600 = $90,000,000
50,000 OICW @ $1,500 = $75,000,000
8,000 MP7 @ $700 = $5,600,000
5,000 P90 @ $1,700 = $8,500,000
20,000 Minimis @ $3,000 = $60,000,000
750 M82A3 @ $2,500 = $1,875,000

Total Cost = $240,975,000

Money will be wired when delivery is comfirmed.
Derscon
04-01-2004, 04:22
The Hazzamon Ministry of Defense wishes to purchase the following arms:

150,000 G36 @ $600 = $90,000,000
50,000 OICW @ $1,500 = $75,000,000
8,000 MP7 @ $700 = $5,600,000
5,000 P90 @ $1,700 = $8,500,000
20,000 Minimis @ $3,000 = $60,000,000
750 M82A3 @ $2,500 = $1,875,000

Total Cost = $240,975,000

Money will be wired when delivery is comfirmed.

On the way. Thank you for choosing the Derscon Military Small Arms Shoppe! Please come again!
Shonar Bangla
04-01-2004, 04:40
Shonar Bangla will order 800,000 AK-47 assault rifles. You may park your transport ship at our river-port of Digha for as long as you want, and for free. Refuelling for your ship will be free. Let me know if I qualify for any discount or special offer.
Thank you
Utsav Banerjee
Shonar Bangla
04-01-2004, 05:07
800,000x350=$280,000,000
Money will be wired on confirmation.
Derscon
04-01-2004, 05:30
800,000x350=$280,000,000
Money will be wired on confirmation.

Well, you sucked up to me, and I might feel bad saying "no" to the discount. The cargo copters won't stay long, but if you refuel them, your total will amount to 266 million. Thanks.
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NOTE: FROM HERE ON OUT, IF YOU ASK FOR A DISCOUNT, YOU ARE NOT GETTING ONE!
Derscon
04-01-2004, 05:33
BUMP
Shinoxia
04-01-2004, 05:37
~Money wired~

Thats ~2.6 billion

Thank you!!
Shonar Bangla
04-01-2004, 05:45
Shonar Bangla is slightly offended at the aggressive, but overall, professional gesture of Derscon. We realize there are lessons in international politics.
Thank you for your reduction, and yes, we intend to refuel your choppers for the journey back.
Derscon
04-01-2004, 06:24
Sorry. Bad day. Plus, asking for a discount is kinda rude, you know. And I'm having a bad day, so my blood is boiling. Sorry.
Derscon
04-01-2004, 06:25
Shonar Bangla is slightly offended at the aggressive, but overall, professional gesture of Derscon. We realize there are lessons in international politics.
Thank you for your reduction, and yes, we intend to refuel your choppers for the journey back.

Thanks. I'm not a very good people person when I'm mad, though. (not at this, though)
Shonar Bangla
04-01-2004, 06:30
Heheh :D
Derscon
04-01-2004, 07:12
BUMP
Derscon
04-01-2004, 07:14
One last bump before I hit the sack. You may still process orders and post them here, but they won't be responded to 'till I get up and get back on the computer -- which might be a while. If you want, you can wait 'till late. . . .tonight, I guess. . . .to post your orders. Thank you for understanding that I'm a human and need sleep.
Wolfs Elite Dragoons
04-01-2004, 07:36
I would like:

50 Barret M82A3s

50x2500=125,000

&

30 Mechern NTWs

30x5000=150,000

275,000 wired
Roycelandia
04-01-2004, 07:44
The Steyr is in use by the AUSTRALIAN Army as well.

Manufactured under licence by ADI (Australian Defence Industries) in Lithgow, NSW, it is known as the AUSTEYR and fires a 5.56mm round.

And I know this because I live in Australia and I've seen the troops on exercise with them.

So there.

Incidentally, let us have no more insults regarding this sort of thing. If you don't know what you're talking about, SHUT THE F--- UP!!!!.
Derscon
04-01-2004, 20:20
The Steyr is in use by the AUSTRALIAN Army as well.

Manufactured under licence by ADI (Australian Defence Industries) in Lithgow, NSW, it is known as the AUSTEYR and fires a 5.56mm round.

And I know this because I live in Australia and I've seen the troops on exercise with them.

So there.

Incidentally, let us have no more insults regarding this sort of thing. If you don't know what you're talking about, SHUT THE F--- UP!!!!.

Hmm, news to me, but Austria was the first to use them. I guess I should have realized more people use them, because my book said it is the "main Western competitor against the M16." Oh well. I DO know what I'm talking about, I'm just an ignorant b@stard. So there.
Derscon
04-01-2004, 20:21
I would like:

50 Barret M82A3s

50x2500=125,000

&

30 Mechern NTWs

30x5000=150,000

275,000 wired

Thank you for your patronage. Your payment was recieved and your weapons are on the way.
Derscon
04-01-2004, 20:22
BUMP
04-01-2004, 20:42
total amount = 3,675,000

i bought........
1,500 m4ai carbine's

1,000 xm2oicw

1,000 barret m8za3

500 RPK-74

thanks a lot.......by :D :twisted: :? 8) :lol: :o :( :) :shock:
Derscon
05-01-2004, 01:53
total amount = 3,675,000

i bought........
1,500 m4ai carbine's

1,000 xm2oicw

1,000 barret m8za3

500 RPK-74

thanks a lot.......by :D :twisted: :? 8) :lol: :o :( :) :shock:

Thank you for your patronage. Your payment was recieved, and your weaponry is being delivered right now.
Derscon
05-01-2004, 01:54
BUMP
Derscon
05-01-2004, 01:54
BUMP
05-01-2004, 01:57
I would like to buy 30 H&K KG36s
"Money Wierd"
Derscon
05-01-2004, 02:52
I would like to buy 30 H&K KG36s
"Money Wierd"

Thank you for choosing Derscon Military Small Arms for your military supplies! Your weapons are on the way.

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On a side note: Mondays, every first and third Tuesdays, and Thursdays I will not be able to process orders due to other activities that take up my nights, such as drum lesson and marching band. Sorry.
08-01-2004, 01:35
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08-01-2004, 01:36
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08-01-2004, 20:28
Dear Sir,
The Ministry for Defence of the Principality of Olby, would like to place an order with your most estemed company.

Steyr AUG x 100,000 $100,000,000
H&K G36 x 100,000 $60,000,000
H&K XM8 x 200,000 $200,000,000
M4A1 x 1000 $1,000,000
FN P90 x 50 $85,000
PP 90M1 x 50 $50,000
H&K MP7 x 10 $7000
FN MINIMI x 1000 $3,000,000
Barret M82A3 x 100 $250,000
Mechem NTW x2 (for test purposes) $10,000

please to send price for
250,000 rnds ammunition for Barret
10,000 rnds for NTW
150,000 rnds 9mm
50.000 rnds 4.6mm
5,000,000 rnds 5.56mm

once you confirm availability of order we will wire half of the money, we will collect the shipment from your warehouse when you tell us it is ready. we are sorry but we do not allow any foreign vessels (sea or air) into our territorial waters or air space. on collection we deliver the other half of the money IN CASH along with our end user certificate. we are glad to be doing business with you. please if you have catalogue of other hardware as we are looking to replace our military fleet of ageing land rovers and trucks.
Derscon
10-01-2004, 02:49
Dear Sir,
The Ministry for Defence of the Principality of Olby, would like to place an order with your most estemed company.

Steyr AUG x 100,000 $100,000,000
H&K G36 x 100,000 $60,000,000
H&K XM8 x 200,000 $200,000,000
M4A1 x 1000 $1,000,000
FN P90 x 50 $85,000
PP 90M1 x 50 $50,000
H&K MP7 x 10 $7000
FN MINIMI x 1000 $3,000,000
Barret M82A3 x 100 $250,000
Mechem NTW x2 (for test purposes) $10,000

please to send price for
250,000 rnds ammunition for Barret
10,000 rnds for NTW
150,000 rnds 9mm
50.000 rnds 4.6mm
5,000,000 rnds 5.56mm

once you confirm availability of order we will wire half of the money, we will collect the shipment from your warehouse when you tell us it is ready. we are sorry but we do not allow any foreign vessels (sea or air) into our territorial waters or air space. on collection we deliver the other half of the money IN CASH along with our end user certificate. we are glad to be doing business with you. please if you have catalogue of other hardware as we are looking to replace our military fleet of ageing land rovers and trucks.

We will have your order in a seperate warehouse since only authorized people are allowed in the storage bays. When you arrive at my capitol airport, a small group of Imerial Marines will take you to the warehouse, or, we can deliver the weapons to the airport so all you have to do is land, load, and leave. Your choice.
Derscon
10-01-2004, 02:50
Oh, yeah, ammo comes with the guns.
10-01-2004, 03:07
1000 H&k G36
1000 AK-47
1000 FN Minimi SAW

Tell me how much...ill buy them anyway
Derscon
10-01-2004, 04:28
1000 H&k G36
1000 AK-47
1000 FN Minimi SAW

Tell me how much...ill buy them anyway

Your total comes to $3,950,000. Thank you for your patronage.
12-01-2004, 20:52
12-01-2004, 20:52
Sir, thank you for your confirmation, the first half of the money has now been wired. we are wondering if it is possible, could we collect the consignment by ship instead of air.

yours with gratitude
col. Paul Lamouline
minister of defence
Derscon
15-01-2004, 14:40
Sea travel and shipment is impossible right now -- you don't need to know why, though. National Security.
Cousin Eddie
15-01-2004, 14:55
I am a small Nation with not enough money to buy major arms yet, but we have compulsory military service and a very strong Special Service.

What do you do in the way of package deals (e.g. put something together for me and we'll discuss price)?
Derscon
16-01-2004, 21:51
1) How many total weapons do you need?

2) I want you to post the weapons you want in order of larger order.

What I mean is I want you to list the four weapons you want the most, in order of the amount you want of it.

(ex) Lets say you want 1000 guns. You want a lot of Steyr AUGs, an average amount of Negev's, a small amount of Barrets, and a couple of OCIW's (Not package -- all packages are custom). You would post. . .

Total: 1000

1) Steyr AUG
2) Negev
3) Barret
4) OCIW

After you post, I'll look at it and make up a package deal for you, and you'll decide if you want it or not.
West Pacific
17-01-2004, 07:18
I would like to Purchase 7,000,000 AK-47's (7,000,000*350=2,450,000,000) and 25,000 FN MINIMI SAW Machine guns (25,000*3000=75,000,000)
(2,450,000,000+75,000,000=3.2 Billion USD)

I am also a member of the NNA but since the Discount is not posted I could not do the math for you on that.

Sorry if I messed up the Name on the Machine guns. I was in a hurry, hopefully you understand.
Derscon
24-01-2004, 00:44
I would like to Purchase 7,000,000 AK-47's (7,000,000*350=2,450,000,000) and 25,000 FN MINIMI SAW Machine guns (25,000*3000=75,000,000)
(2,450,000,000+75,000,000=3.2 Billion USD)

I am also a member of the NNA but since the Discount is not posted I could not do the math for you on that.

Sorry if I messed up the Name on the Machine guns. I was in a hurry, hopefully you understand.

Your total with discount comes to 2.4 billion dollars.

Order will arrive within the day once confirmation of the payment is recieved.

**Sorry about not responding, internet was down for about a week**
Derscon
24-01-2004, 17:33
NEW ITEM!

The E-11 Blaster is now in stock!

I apologize about the small picture
West Pacific
01-02-2004, 07:09
I am a member of the NNA and I have a large order for you. It is as followed:

28 Million M4A1 Carbines@1000 each=28 billion
15 thousand FN-P90s@1700 each=25.5 million
10 thousand H&K MP7s@700 each=7 million
1 hundred 90M1s@1000 each=100 thousand
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total=28,326,000,000 minus my NNA Member Discount.

Please don't forget about my discount, I really need these weapons for my Army and Security Forces. And since I saw you will give me a discount I chose you.

Good doing business with you.
West Pacific
01-02-2004, 07:22
I will pay you for both orders once the total is posted for my second order. Sorry I haven't been here recently. When you did not respond after a few days I assumed this was an old storefront that was no longer being monitored.

Thank You.
Derscon
02-02-2004, 01:45
Nope, business is just slow. Your total would come to 2.4 billion, but I have $$, you don't, and you are the first customer in a while, so Your total is a flat 2 billion. Thanks for Shopping!


BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP
BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP
West Pacific
04-02-2004, 04:59
***Money Wired***
Derscon
08-02-2004, 06:02
Haven't been on in a while.

Thanks.

Overstock STILL. hmph.


10%DISCOUNT EXTRA FOR ALL ORDERS!!!!!!!!!!
Gesellschaft
10-02-2004, 19:48
Please could i purchase,

20 Pancor Jackhammer II = $20,000
20 XM29 OICW = $30,000
20 Barret M82A3 = $50,000
20 PP-90M1 = $20,000

Total=$120,000

*wired*

Thanks,
Gesellschaft
10-02-2004, 22:18
Kmart Land will take:

1000 H&k G36 (600,000)
200 FN Minimi SAW (600,000)
200 Blastech E-11 Laser Rifle(600,000)

1,620,000 total (cuz of the 10% thingy)

*money wired upon confirmation*
Terronian
10-02-2004, 22:44
we need 1million F2000's
11-02-2004, 00:31
I'll take 500 g36's
11-02-2004, 00:31
I'll take 500 g36's
11-02-2004, 09:05
Greetings from the empire of harcos

i would like to purchase the following:

800,000 FN Minimi SAW 2.400,000,000
800,000 PP-90M1 800,000,000
1,600,000 H&K MP7 Personal Defense Weapon 1,120,000,000
800,000 Blastech E-11 Laser Rifle 2.400,000,000
*money wired on comfirmation*
Derscon
11-02-2004, 22:45
All orders confirmed. Sorry about the delay. You'll get them within the day.

I'm glad business picked up -- I have a GIANT overstock.

Unfortunately, though, some weaponry $$ will have to be raised due to NON-overstock and it is MY military's weapons -- the others are old.
11-02-2004, 23:07
Are there any package deals? :twisted:
Derscon
12-02-2004, 02:35
For you --- Ah yes! You are a good friend, and you're new. The weapons are on me. I'm shipping you 10,000M4-carbines, 1000 FN Minimi SAW's, 100 OICW's (The prefered weapon for the Derscon Imperial Army), and 10 E-11 Laser Blasters.

NOTE: HE IS A REAL-LIFE FRIEND, THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MUCH FOR NO COST.
Derscon
12-02-2004, 02:36
For you --- Ah yes! You are a good friend, and you're new. The weapons are on me. I'm shipping you 10,000M4-carbines, 1000 FN Minimi SAW's, 100 OICW's (The prefered weapon for the Derscon Imperial Army), and 10 E-11 Laser Blasters.

NOTE: HE IS A REAL-LIFE FRIEND, THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MUCH FOR NO COST.
Derscon
14-03-2004, 07:12
Bump.