NationStates Jolt Archive

On December 31st an election took place for the title of GCON President. The election was between Czar Kailey of National Ruin, and Alan Jones of Bigmenistan.

According to National Ruin, the voting was to end on the 2nd of January. After 2 days of voting, the result stands at- Jones 11, Kailey 10 (the results as of 12:00 midnight).

So Alan Jones has unoffically declared victory in his campaign for election. Now he waits for word from Czar Kailey for confirmation.

If the results stand then President Jones promises to do what's best for GCON, and lead the region to the very best of his ability.

It's offical, Czar Kailey has conceded. Alan Jones is officially the President of GCON.

There will be another GCON Presidental election on Feb. 1st between Jones and Kailey.

**TOP SECRET**

The Emperor sat in his chair with his cabinet. "So men, GCON has had an election and unconfirmed reports put Bigmenistan appears to have the presidental spot. What I want to know is, is this a threat to our empire?"

The cabinet members had discussed this already. "No sir. In fact it is more or less a blessing. We predict they'll enter a possible collapse eventually due to shoddy leadership."

"Good now I want to collect all the data possible on GCON and its capabilities. If these morons so much as steal a grain of sand from our beaches we're going to have to retaliate with the n00b elimination cannon. Is it prepped and ready?"

"Well sir that is a problem. We're having some trouble getting the six hundred million potatoes to load the cannon. You fired it so many times that we're about three hundred million short."

"Well that is a problem. Get on it and get it resolved!"

"Yes sir!" The meeting was adjourned.

Ah more derailment I see, I hit you with the ignore cannon long ago. You're really just a pain in the ass....