Ninjao: Military surplus open for business.
imported_Toothy
02-01-2004, 06:38
Hamburger: Very tasty, and uber delicious. Your soldiers will enjoy very much. Gives moral boost, and gives +100 health points.
Cost: 1,000,000 Tooths per burger.
http://www.speedmarkweb.com/objects/hamburger.jpg
Fried Lemmings: Upgrades your soldiers into uber jumpers. Nanotechnology builds muscles, or something. +2000000 strength points
Cost: 9,999,999,999,999.99 Tooths per Lemming (hand killed!)
http://www.landenweb.com/images/imgnoorwegen/lemming.jpg
Jangle Jangle Ridge
02-01-2004, 06:49
How many teeth are in a dollar?
P4lladia
02-01-2004, 06:54
OK, seriously, we have stuff for sale.
CARBON NANOTUBE TECHNOLOGY
http://www.itron-ise.co.jp/english/nano/structu.gif
These microscopic cylinders of carbon atoms are the strongest material known to man. Patented P4lladian fabrication techniques keep the prices low!
USES: Upgrade your soldiers' armour and melee weapons...nearly indestructable!
COST: basic under-uniform armour: $2000 a set / nanotube katana: $700 / nanotube-reinforced glock 18c: $1200. Due to fabrication costs, all orders must be in multiples of 500.
GENERIC HUMAN UNITS
http://www.befutur.com/images/home/human.jpg
These units are cloned by the P4lladian Institution of Apathy and Irrelevancy. They are genetically modified to not actually be a direct clone of anyone but each other. Comes with unique ID number and barcode.
USES: Scientific research, army raising.
COST: $500,072. Must be ordered in multiples of 20. They get lonely.
BETTA FISH
http://images.noyuo.com/kuni.jpg
These fish, native to the forests of Ninjao, make great pets.
USES: pets
COST: $10 - No minimum order!
imported_Toothy
02-01-2004, 06:57
How many teeth are in a dollar?
$1 = 9000 TOOTHS, not teeth.
Purified Uranium Ore
-Being a staple of the Joshu economy, Uranium Ore is quite abundant. Thus, it is for sale. It can be used in bombs, but can also be used in shells, and other weaponry.
Price: 5,000,000 joshu per ton of ore (1 joshu is the same as 1 dollar)
Any changes needed for the use of the purchased ore must be made by the buyer. Also, the nation of Joshu waives all responsibility as to however the ore is used. We also hold the right to select who the ore may or may not be sold to.
15tons of Muranium equals 1500 tons of Uranium
Only 5.000.000.000 Ruples! (1440000 dollars)
You can build many many many Nuclear bombs. :twisted:
Penguisiana
03-01-2004, 23:09
I can buy a betta fish for 3.99 at a pet store.... they should have a Nation states pet store
P4lladia
03-01-2004, 23:37
Yes, but is that $4 betta like totally super awesome? Yeah, I didn't think so.
How many do you want?
P4lladia
04-01-2004, 18:51
Seeing as how I am flat broke, I would like to take this oppertunity to "bump" this topic to the top of the page.
The Zoogie People
04-01-2004, 19:48
The Zoogie People
04-01-2004, 19:49
Whereas, tooths is plural of tooth;
Whereas, teeth is the plural of tooth;
Whereas, two-tooths equals one (2/2)
Whereas, there are two teeth in a dollar
And so, there are two tooths in a dollar.
And so, if we were to buy a good number of hamburger, we would first have to pull a tooth from every member of our army. :P
how can i buy from you something
imported_Toothy
05-01-2004, 01:57
how can i buy from you something
Give us money..
A tooth from Toothy is not a tooth. Therefore, you give us teeth from soldiers, we give you a knife in the face :D