NationStates Jolt Archive

King Chaos looked up from his maps, it was 5:00pm, His royal court was empty. King Chaos pushed the intercom button on his desk. "Pam?" "Yes, sir?" "I would like for you to send out a message to all nations" "Just a second......Okay go ahead" "To the nations of Nationstates. After the civil war (OOC: sorry i never finished it but i had to go for three months) -Chaos was left penniless. We have regained our strength but we still lack party members. I am requesting a proffessional advisor in these areas, Defense, Offense, Intellingence, and Peacetime. If you are interested please come to 899 Confusion Ave. (Terror Inc.) to meet with me. Thank you." The king went back to work, it had been a long day.

Perhaps you would like a trade advisor, which we would be most happy to offer to you. Of course, you'd have to pay her a steady salary, and she'd give a 5% cut of that back to the homeland, but you'd get the best there is to offer in trade advice.

Sethesh Offers Science and Production Advisors as the Founding Member of ISAT.

Aman Delio- Foreign Affairs Minister

I will TM both of you within the next 24 hrs. with a scenario you must decide what to do if your answer benefits the nation of -Chaos, boosts the economy (depending on scenario) and advances the nation on the overall scale you will be hired

you are both present tech correct?

you are both present tech correct?Um... nope. Way beyond that.

sorry resi your services will not be required due to large differences in our technology

Im present tech yes.

Aman Delio- Foreign Affairs Minister

I am an extrapolateral thinker whose ability to think their way into (and out of) situations in ways as yet unheard of is extraordinary.

I work as a consultant in nations around the World

My fees are negotiable


Cordially,

Lazarus Armageddon

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Freelance Thinker & Memetic mAR(T)ginalIST

"The Holy Mekantan Empire wishes to extend our sympathies to your situation, and offer you a top-of-the-line AI advisor. He has the processing capacity of most human supercomputers, the capacity to process several needs, and the knowlage to supply the best course of action."

"We await your word."

(Modern Tech. We're around 2015ish to 2030ish. No space stuff or anything like that.)

I know a good deal about military intelligence doctrine ((both United States, Former Soviet, and Israeli, though the Israeli is my weak point.)), Political Science, and Psychology and have resources to draw on the areas of Defense, Offense. Military Doctrine, Training, strategy, statistics and logistics, and I’d are happy to offer my services as an intelligence operative.

OOC: I’m working on becoming an Intelligence officer for my career, so I’m going to school for polysci and psychology

Ok forget it

I want one OVERALL advisor will be paid 3 million USD a year (president of America makes 4 million) They will be allowed to live in the royal palace They will be my right hand man (or woman) any takers?

What are the terms of the contract (duration, opt-out period, etc.)?

What are the terms of the contract (duration, opt-out period, etc.)?

you will be hired for at least 2 yrs. after that i can fire you at any time if i have not given you the paycheck for the year then i will and you will leave you will automatically be hired no questions asked you must be dedicated to the furtherment and advancement of -Chaos this will be second only to the advancement of your nation

sorry for the sudden change im just tired from new years

The Mekantan ambassador is silent a moment.

"These terms are acceptable to the Holy Empire of Mekanta. However, one flat payment of $4,000,000 USD is an acceptable option instead of the $6,000,000 USD you proposed, but which ever plan you desire is acceptable."

"Our AI shall be loyal to your country first, and only the will of our master shall countermand your word. It knows that it is its master's will that it serve you, and it shall fufill its master's wishes."

"What say you?"

I accept your proposition and the pay will be 5 million USD for 2 yrs is that acceptable?

I will give you 2 million if you accept and are hired.

The 7th fleet is Very expert in Defense, and Offence , Especially with Air-Power, Naval power and Mechanised warfare.