Grotesques slaves for Sale!
These are slaves that have been experimented on.
Grotesques are abominations in every right. They are a mix of disgusting self-experimentation or the product of cruel torture experiments. Some have amputated limbs that have been replaced by slicing hooks and blades, and all are horribly disfigured and scarred.They have an extremely high tolerance rate but are extremely dumb!
Cost $100
We only have 1000 so buy while they last!
Oh and please do your own maths!
Central Facehuggeria
01-01-2004, 21:56
Oop. Here we go again... :roll:
Henleaze Avenue
01-01-2004, 21:58
*Cups hand to ear*
Listen... the sound of approaching righteous fury.
People do nasty things to you if you trade slaves. That one guy, with the mice and the figs... *shudders*... that was nasty. You don't want that to happen to you. For the love of God, don't do it! Don't trade the slaves!
Whippedy,whip,whip!(bump in other words)
Any attack on Commorargh will lead in immediate retaliation by Doujin. No one has the right to force ones beliefs on another nation. War should always be the last resort, yet several people here (including the older nations) seem to jump at war like it's the ice cream man driving his truck down your street.. And you call yourselves leaders of nations? :roll:
Central Facehuggeria
01-01-2004, 22:13
No one has the right to force ones beliefs on another nation.
Amen to that!
Sigh. I'm not even going to bother.
Sigh. I'm not even going to bother.
1. You shouldn't, you said you were ignoring Commorargh - and I have yet to see you ignore him.
2. You don't stand a chance in hell ;)
I'll take 10.
That's $1000 if my maths are correct
Are they 'Borgish' perchance?
Confirmed and I dont know what you mean.
Ryanania
02-01-2004, 11:24
OMG! SLAVES! I N00K JOO CAUSE I AM A LIBERAL AND T3H SLAVES IS TEH BADZORZ!!!!!!!!11
Kanuckistan
02-01-2004, 11:24
Any attack on Commorargh will lead in immediate retaliation by Doujin.
Do you have any idea how impotent that threat sounds? :wink:
Better be careful with Doujin! They may look like they've only got a GDP less than a couple trillion, but they've actually got $30 trillion in the bank! Intelligence reports are that their senior leadership performs "special favors" for that of Jangle Jangle Ridge, so for some reason they don't seem to mind Doujin having access to their entire national budget.
Our intelligence services are still working on exactly what controlled substances must be involved on JJR's part. :wink:
Kanuckistan
02-01-2004, 11:36
Better be careful with Doujin! They may look like they've only got a GDP less than a couple trillion, but they've actually got $30 trillion in the bank! Intelligence reports are that their senior leadership performs "special favors" for that of Jangle Jangle Ridge, so for some reason they don't seem to mind Doujin having access to their entire national budget.
Our intelligence services are still working on exactly what controlled substances must be involved on JJR's part. :wink:
(psst, I'm a Dec 2002 nation, not a Dec 2003 nation :wink: )
Any attack on Commorargh will lead in immediate retaliation by Doujin.
Do you have any idea how impotent that threat sounds? :wink:
It wasn't a threat. It was a promise, I dislike Commorargh's actions, but no nation has the right to force their beliefs on Commorargh.
Better be careful with Doujin! They may look like they've only got a GDP less than a couple trillion, but they've actually got $30 trillion in the bank! Intelligence reports are that their senior leadership performs "special favors" for that of Jangle Jangle Ridge, so for some reason they don't seem to mind Doujin having access to their entire national budget.
Our intelligence services are still working on exactly what controlled substances must be involved on JJR's part. :wink:
:roll:
OOC: :evil: deleated by me <_<
Doujin isnt fighting against slavery! And who are you to tell me how to run my country :tantrum:
Centralis
02-01-2004, 11:58
OOC: Apart from anything else, the fact that Commorargh, IIRC, is located in another deimension might rather hinder an attempt to attack them.
Slavery is Barbaric, The 7th fleet will back the Doujin people in this Fight Against slavery.
Pay Attention, I said I was going to defend Commorargh, not invade.
OOC: oops they are defending...slavery <_< My bad sorry lol :oops:
OOC: oops they are defending...slavery <_< My bad sorry lol :oops:
Not defending slavery, defending the sovereignty of Commorargh.
Oh well we need some more people!
Kanuckistan
02-01-2004, 12:07
Any attack on Commorargh will lead in immediate retaliation by Doujin.
Do you have any idea how impotent that threat sounds? :wink:
It wasn't a threat. It was a promise, I dislike Commorargh's actions, but no nation has the right to force their beliefs on Commorargh.
Call it what you will, it's still more lible to get you glassed than help them. Most of those who'd attack a slaver are either slightly-larger newbies looking for any excuse to attack someone, or older nations who wouldn't bat an eye at cutting a bloody swath through you to get to him.
Just some friendly advice, you know. There are enough itchy trigger fingers around here; you don't have to go sticking your neck out to get one between the eyes. :wink:
You don't need to bump when it's on the first page...
Etiwanda
02-01-2004, 12:39
Extremely disfigured tortured slaves? Don't you remeber what happened to the last person who liked slavery?
Etiwanda
02-01-2004, 12:41
Oh he got in a big war. Lots of countries and stuff. Exciting stuff.
The do-gooder nations can get lost!
Etiwanda
02-01-2004, 13:28
The do-gooder nations can get lost!Indeed, i wish they could.
It seems that whenever I start my slave trade that annoying nations follow(cough*fedralunion*cough) :evil:
Do-gooder nations are nothing but a hinderance.
They claim to be for civil rights but the fact that they are trying to change the rights of other countries only shows them to be closet dictators.
Come out of the closet do-gooders and enjoy a slave :)
Uh, I condemm this?>_>
*runs away*
Twy-Sunrats
02-01-2004, 17:57
Poor Commorargh, The guys just trying to turn a profit and nobodies buying! Let me give some of the Grotesques other points,
Due to their low intelligence, high pain threshold (infact many have reached such a state that they enjoy pain!!! an attacker has to kill them completly for them to stop), and physical alterations (including weapon replacements) this makes them excellent cannon fodder, perfect for throwing at a strong enemy (space marines/add alternative) so you can get the bi guns in place to really flatten em, or to shred throw opposition cannonfodder! A remarkably cheap, natural combatent that I would suggest to anyone who exists in an apporpriate reality!
Exactly! Thanks for the support!
We shall sell you all of our population for free!
Kanuckistan
04-01-2004, 06:38
The do-gooder nations can get lost!
They almost did when someone stole their map, but the female leaders asked for directions when the guys stoped for beer. :D
imported_Christoniac
04-01-2004, 06:44
I'll take the rest of the slaves whats that $998900 pardon me if i'm wrong very tired.