NationStates Jolt Archive


Planning a war?

01-01-2004, 17:51
:?:

Do you require any Uranium? I currently have a surplus of around 100 metrix tonnes

Will split but highest reductions in unit price if you take the whole lot

Buyer arranges transportation

It may be best to send a telegram due to the sensitivity of this trade

Trade Envoy
THE NUNNS
01-01-2004, 18:06
You get no raisins (our fabulously esteemed nation's national currency) from us. May your uranium be unsold, your coffers empty, your warmongering egging on of the foolhardy unheeded and your nation's decline unlamented. The loveable and independent people and ferrets of Scappoose stand united in this.

And best wishes for a happy new year.
Nazguul
01-01-2004, 18:11
Nazguul is interested. But not in a feeble attempt at a Nuclear Weapons Program. How much would you like?
01-01-2004, 19:26
:twisted: Scappoose - may you have the warmest of New Years too - just a shame you didn't have any Uranium weapons to protect your fragile nation. Don't worry - you should start to cool down in 1,000 years!
01-01-2004, 19:33
:) Nazquul - depended on the intended use I will be seeling to whole stock at 1,000 Huns per 10 metric tonnes, i.e. 100,000 huns. If you only want a part consignment the price is 1,300 per 10 metric tonnes.

I will also need to see proof of intended transport as well as security measure intended whilst the Uranium is removed to more than 1,000 miles from The Nunns land.

Finance & Military Advisors
THE NUNN