Old junky planes that are really wrecked
Could anyone please sell me some of your most hideous wrecks?. The things that wine and clank when their Gas turbine engines start moving.
The things that when you get inside the plastic plates have been cracked and the seats have torn fabrig with sharp peaces of jagged metal.
If you can sell any of these to me for a cheap price ill be very pleased.
Lagrange 4
01-01-2004, 15:23
We have a lot of outdated equipment dating back to the early history of space flight. A space shuttle fuselage (no wings), a mostly destroyed lander probe and some capsules (Soviet Union, Chinese, American). Some of them might still work, but to try them out would be suicidal.
Are you making a museum, a big sculpture or what?
So how much would they be all together?. I could do with some of those. The shuttle I could strip from the inside and put in seats.
Jeruselem
01-01-2004, 15:28
I don't suppose you want two Aeroflot wrecks?
Some bits should work, but don't expect much.
Best "for spare spare" parts.
Roycelandia
01-01-2004, 15:28
The Imperial Defence Bureau has salvaged 8 IAe Spitfires that have either been shot down on Interception Duties in Roycelandian Airspace or crashed on routine flights...
None of them have any of the ECM systems or on-board computers, but they've been pieced back together and will fly- just.
There are some holes in the fuselage in non-critical places, the seats are covered in Duct Tape, and the engines cough and blow clouds of nasty looking black smoke when you start them, but they are airworthy- although personally the Imperial Defence Bureau doesn't recommend them for anything except Target Towing duties or maybe Crop Dusting...
Anyway, if you're interested, you can have them for $1,000 each- we'll even throw in a free tank of fuel and ship them to you FOC...
Ill take the 8 Spitfires money wired.
Could the cost and type of the Aeroflot wrecks please be specified?.
Roycelandia
01-01-2004, 15:48
The Spitfires are on their way to you as we speak.
Good luck with them- you're going to need it...
Why Thankyou. Im going to hollow the inner fuelsalage out and put in a few seats and windows.
Lagrange 4
01-01-2004, 16:11
The shuttle will be on the next shipment downwards. It's old, of course, but many of its parts are in good condition.
CornixPes has a smashed up satellite that crashed down into one of our forests, it wasn't our but still, we have it now.
We also have 2 F-16 fighter Jets that were shot down a couple of weeks ago - they were very good planes.
Lastly, and I think you may find this quite interesting, we have a prototype concorde that was crashed into the sea and resurrected about 3 months ago.
You can have all of these for free. We no longer need them.
CornixPes
Arribastan
01-01-2004, 16:35
we could give you four DC-6 that are in decent condition for free.
YOU ARE JOKEING EVERYONE!!!!!!. WHOEVER HAS DONATED TO ME TONIGHT WILL RECEIVE ALL KINDS OF AID I OWE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!.
That's what we do here, we help each other out. Nations helping Nations is the way things should be.
Arribastan
01-01-2004, 16:40
yes. that is our policy. help out those that need and deserve it.
Thankyou everyone I agree nations should help each other.
I will send you 20 old B-2 Spirits just to get them out of our hanger.
we have a wrecked DC-7C sitting in a warehouse, you can have it for 15,000 dollars. i will repair it so it can fly saftly under the Code III 1999 Airliner Restrictions of the Indonesian Safety comitee, and throw in a full tank of fuel.
DC-7C Stats;
Country: USA
69 passengers
4 Wright R3350 engines
330 mph cruise
Span 127 feet
Length 112 feet
Also we have a wreck of a Convair-liner CV-240 wreck. you can have it for 12,000 dollars. i will repair it so it can fly saftly under the Code III 1999 Airliner Restrictions of the Indonesian Safety comitee, and throw in a full tank of fuel.
CV-240 Stats;
Country: USA
40 passengers
2 P&W R2800 engines
235 mph cruise
Span 92 feet
Length 75 feet
Sorry we cant afford to pay anything anymore due to the recent declaration of war.
THANKYOU!!!!!! FOR THE B-2S!!!!!.