NationStates Jolt Archive

In response to cornixpes's new weapon of mass destruction, the giant burger shown below

http://mars.walagata.com/w/crowfoot/burg.jpg

Sethesh has developed a healthier alternative to meerly dropping a giant burger upo are enemies, In hastely response, sethesh agricultural sector banded together. To Creat the worlds largest tomato. Seen here being carried on an advanced hover craft.

http://www.soundprint.org/global_perspectives/face_of_globalization/photos/Giant_tomato.jpg

This tomato shall be carried into battle full speed then suddenly slamming on the breaks, the tomatoe shall fly and hit any soldiers which attempt to come near, it shall give them all horible heartburn, and the seeds shall grow into more giant tomatoes! It is roughly the size of a House, admittadly smaller then the burger but an inxaustable supply is forthwith!

Fear my wrath Cornixpes for i now have the Tomato!!!!

Aman Delio- Foreign Affairs Minister

LOLOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

XD
Good job you guys.

My dear friend your tomato is no match for my burger. My burger is so full of fat that when it hits something that something gets what we can only call burgerfied. Your tomato will be perfect sliced up and put into my burger, then it can be even more powerful!

It Both weighs more (because most of the burger is its bun) and grows back (which the burger doesnt do) all and all we have a superior weapon to the burger :D

The burger can combat your "growing back" power! It just covers your tomato in so much fat it becomes unhealthy and starved of the normal nutrients. Then it becomes heavier and heavier until it is literally unmoveable - while my burger remains super fast and agile!

:D

My Tomato has been genetically engineered to absorb fat and expel it in something we call "tomato Poo" this "tomato poo" will be sold to the lower classes of our society as food. You will only make us stronger.

Once you drop your burger it is gone forever, our tomato shall live on through death with hundreds of giant tomato children

MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Aman Delio- Foreign Affairs Minister

Never! My burger is indestructable! Our burer is composed of genetically modified vegetables that grow back like your tomato! And the bun is made of super yeast, when you attack it it just grows larger! And the beef... well you don't want to know...

You're not getting out of this one. If you think your super food is better than mine... then we shall go to war! Super food against super food! We'll see who's indestructable!

http://mars.walagata.com/w/crowfoot/war.jpg

*dramatic war music*

Oh no, it's the Big Burger vs Terror Tomato battle!
(Like Godzilla vs some other critter)

:shock: 8)

Omg :lol: :lol: :lol: LOL.

Wared you come up with this priceless joke ?

How much for a slice of the tomato and burger? I'm hungry.

Lol we should actually carry out this battle it would be great... got another pic coming up...

So Sethesh... you thought you could beat me by outgunning me with hundreds of smaller tomato children? Well I've got news for you!

http://mars.walagata.com/w/crowfoot/giants.jpg

Muh ha ha ha ha! Many of my factories have converted and giant hamburgers are now rolling off of the production line! It's war!

My mother hamburger sits and awaits the mother tomato while my dear little children go after you. There's no backing out now! I wait for your first move!

http://mars.walagata.com/w/crowfoot/war.jpg

It's like a bad Japanese Godzilla movie. :lol:

This is great! Burgers with fat flame throwers vs the Tomatoes with their acid blast.

Muh ha ha ha!

It's like a bad Japanese Godzilla movie. :lol:

/terrible war movie :lol:

http://mars.walagata.com/w/crowfoot/line.jpg

I'll pay 10 billion for all those burgers. I'm hungry.

I'll pay 10 billion for all those burgers. I'm hungry.

*Fires 50 giant burgers at Kurlej's docks, misses and crushes one of the sky scrapers in the capital city*

Sorry my aim isn't very good yet :roll:

500,000 thousand citizens dead.
2,000 dead of heart attacks.

:evil:

500,000 thousand citizens dead.
2,000 dead of heart attacks.

I'm sorry I'll be more careful next time... 8)

Just when you though we had run out of ideas we get one worse than ever before. Ha! My hamburgers can now consollodate themselves into a giant burger man!

http://mars.walagata.com/w/crowfoot/man.jpg

OOC: Ha

IC: While CornixPes had been waisting his time producing pictures of battles that havnt happened yet, sethesh's scientists have been growing more Giant Tomatoes Assembling at the nations capital. Sure they're crushing the mayor and head of state..... but who cares? The Tomatoes are being briefed by head general Vlad Ivostock

Brethen! the time has come! the overweight people of cornixpes call you overpriced and frivalous ORGANIC food! Well we all know you are biological! CornixPes's fat Burgers Assemble! You would gladly give your life for use humans wouldnt you? Yes you would. That is why we are loading you onto giant catapults! You will be launched into Cornixpes we you shall splat! and your seed will route turning into more brethen to battle cornixpes on there own turth! (good thinking sir, am glad we didnt gives these free will)

Meanwhile, in sethesh's biological research labs, we have been growing a new and evil Weapon to combat CornixPes Ground troops! We call it the Carrot! Shown Here in the a commemorative Stamp being sold throughout Sethesh

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Qb7Tdix-zGMC:www.picturegrill.com/images/fruit%2520vegies/carrot.jpeg

The carrot, the size of a man. Has been programmed with Jimmy Carters One existing album(entitled The Man without teeth) , that survived the great burn of 1999, when all material of this nature was band by sethian Idealists Richard Nixon. When Confronted by anything that does not say the password instantly, The carrots will begin singing. The Moral of the Cornix lines will surely falter leaving them open to the great tomato Fling

http://www.pacificar.com/especiales/golpe/imagenes/fotos/jimmy-carter.jpg
Jimmy Carter, Fmr US president (The Man who could)

In other news Jimmy carter was found living in a bin, with all his teeth knocked out mumbling "i think i can, i think i can, i think i can."

OOC: You know what, let's all just resolve this issue by giving a hamburger and a giant tomato to my defense minister. Whichever one he can eat, ones. If he can eat both, it's a tie.

HEY ALEC! GUESS WHO!!

its obviously you zoogie. And i doubt you can eat a tomato the size of a house.... think of the lactic acid?!?!?!?!?!?!

Aman Delio- Foreign Affairs Minister

Yeah, that post was accidental. My defense advisor is a hungry hungry man. :P

Meanwhile, work is being initiated on a gigantic lime, which is capable of squirting very high pH lime acid while at the same time squishing people. :D

Stay out of this Zoogie, lest you suffer the Fate of the Jimmy Carter Album MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Aman Delio- Foreign Affairs Minister

OOC: These giant limes will be used only as a deterrent. We're staying neutral. But of course we can't have just two nations with huge veggies.

IC: Oh yeah? Well you can just - I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I -

OOC: These giant limes will be used only as a deterrent. We're staying neutral. But of course we can't have just two nations with huge veggies.

IC: Oh yeah? Well you can just - I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I -

Ah yes, Jimmy Carter, the man that could(n't)

This is classic. Can't wait for the Wombat news coverage.

The president of CornixPes stepped out onto his balcony and looked out over the many streets of the capital city. Each street was filled with giant burgers marching and chanting... yes artificial voice synthesisors. Hovering above the city was a huge Buger, the mother burger. The president's advisior approached.
"Sir, we've just recieved some shocking news..." He mumbled.
"Out with it," The president replied.
"Sir, the fat people of CornixPes have drawn together and are preparing for war!" The look on the presidents face could only be described as surprise mixed with pride, spolied by an idiotic grin. He grabbed the megaphone.
"TO WAR!" He cried.