NationStates Jolt Archive

We declare war on Garrison for WMDs and more.

We want you to disband your WMDs.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

We have never been on the side of Garrison II, but if you keep your stupidity, we'll gladly defend him.

EDIT: You've only made 8 posts. I label you a "n00b-at-heart."

I don't even know what to say.

I haven't laughed this hard since Bush said Iraq had WMDs.

Garrison II= GDODAD member. You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. Now kindly stop your squeaking you insignificant rodent.

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Rayne Xolantra
Potentate Striker of Automagfreek
G.D.O.D.A.D

This is the first time since April....

You know, now's the time to renew our old alliance with the GDODAD. We haven't fought on the side of the GDODAD since Drum Gods left.

Who are you sony viao?? I mean I've never heard of you.

Nanakaland = GDODAD supporter and ally of Drum Gods until Russian Forces invaded us back in May. Deleted due to inactivity and then later brought back.

Armed Knights = Very inactive nation.

Armed Knights??

Armed Knights...I'll invade and destroy you out of principle.

*walks up to AK and slaps him*

Dumbass!

*(takes out nuke*

Try and get me to disband this!

*shoots nuke at AM*

If I didn't have policies against invading, I'd conquer the guy just to get a foot in the door with GDODAD.

If I didn't have policies against invading, I'd conquer the guy just to get a foot in the door with GDODAD.

You wouldn't even need to do that. Just talk to me.

Even some of the socialist nations think this is an joke. An lone attempt at Garrison II (and GDODAD) is suicide in the least.

Garrison, can I help? Pretty please? :lol:

A letter is delivered to the Armored Knights Foreign Ministry office. The letter details the many types of Weapons of Mass Destruction the Dominion of the Evil Overlord has developed over its history.

The list does not mention how many of each type of WMD has been developed, just the general category to which each belongs.

The list is three pages long.

A slip of paper is attached with a brief message noting that the Dominion has never once used these weapons beyond minimal testing.

Scrawled in red ink at the bottom are the words, "Making war against a WMD-armed country when you are not similarly equipped is suicide. A particularly stupid form of suicide."

I remember the old Nanakaland. Anyhow, as Garrison II and Tremalkier have reconstructed bonds between our nations years ago, we pledge our forces towards his defense, as if he needs them. Should Garrison II for some reason fail to annihilate this ruffian, Tremalkier will step in. The WMNK may be gone, but we have not forgotten its creed.

I think this is a joke... :shock:

Dear Lord I hope this is a joke. I mean, is anyone really THAT stupid?

LoL!

AK is me you dumbasses..!!!!!!


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LoL!

AK is me you dumbasses..!!!!!!


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Wasn't funny. I even revived my alliance with the GDODAD.

Garrison. Do I even have to say it? I will. You know id help you.

Dear Lord I hope this is a joke. I mean, is anyone really THAT stupid?Here's your answer:LoL!

AK is me you dumbasses..!!!!!!


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Funny thing is, this only makes me want to kill AK even more. 8)

Upon hearing the news, Western Asia's Secretary of State was heard to have laughed for 2 minutes straight, followed by a 20 second pause, which included a re-reading of the message, and which was followed by 3 more minutes of laughter.

The following message was eventually sent:

"While we might normally oppose the philosophies and beliefs of GDODAD and the majority of its members, we have only this to say:

"We're in."

Mwahahaha! I side with whoever is currently attempting suicide!

(This has been an extremely ooc post, just though the little guy needed some support...)

Alright, let's all stop mocking him now *snigger*. When will the GDODAD prepare troops and whatnot else they tend to do when told that they're about to be attacked...?

Should we really attack over a joke?