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An incomprehendably stupid world record BROKEN

31-12-2003, 22:56
CornixPes breaks world's largest burger record!

http://mars.walagata.com/w/crowfoot/burg.jpg

"Hello you are tuned into CNR. Today we saw a stunning feat performed in CornixPes's capital. A Burger the size of 3 and a 1/4 average sized houses was cooked in CrowLand capital square. It took aproximately 53 hours and involved over 1500 people. The burger had to be constructed in bits, cooked in giant furnaces, and then stitched together. Finally the Word CornixPes was painted onto the front.
Cheers and cries filled the air as the orginisors were told that the Burger had broken the current world record by almost double its size. The burger is now being flown over the country and accross neighbors promoting the Government. The stunt is suspected to double the current President's popularity."

"The President himself turned up to the life off and said, 'The feat CornixPes performed today is a sign of this Nations extraordinary devotion and love of burgers. God Bless us all!'"

"The idea of a giant burger apparently came from a CornixPes famous artist called Max Iopia who created the worlds first burger bike that is now on sale in CornixPes's law enforcement Storefront. That's all for today, good night."


http://www.mitchell.derbycounty.co.uk/hamburger.jpg
31-12-2003, 23:18
Good for you. We would give you some dead slaves if we had any :P
31-12-2003, 23:18
Good for you. We would give you some dead slaves if we had any :P
Tayricht
31-12-2003, 23:23
Yeesh. Calooooories.
31-12-2003, 23:29
Good for you. We would give you some dead slaves if we had any :P

You're a fool. We will crush you.
01-01-2004, 14:04
Boomp.
Jeruselem
01-01-2004, 14:19
LOL, good one.
01-01-2004, 14:19
Sure you will :P
Doujin
01-01-2004, 14:19
Good for you. We would give you some dead slaves if we had any :P

You're a fool. We will crush you.

I thought you said you were ignoring Commorargh? Generally when you "ignore" a nation, you don't respond to there posts at all..
Midlonia
01-01-2004, 14:20
Good for you. We would give you some dead slaves if we had any :P

You're a fool. We will crush you.


he will you know, he didn't make that burger for eating.........
The Golden Simatar
01-01-2004, 14:27
MMMMMMM Burgers, HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
01-01-2004, 14:45
Can i have fries with that?

Aman Delio- Foreign Affairs Minister
01-01-2004, 14:45
I'm planning on reproducing these burgers and dropping them on Nations. It would save a lot of money on ammunition and soldiers... burgers are the way forward into the future!
01-01-2004, 14:45
Can i have fries with that?

Aman Delio- Foreign Affairs Minister

That's a good idea!
01-01-2004, 14:49
and a large shake.

Now is it all for the cheap MacDonalds price of 99p?
01-01-2004, 14:52
and a large shake.

Now is it all for the cheap MacDonalds price of 99p?

I think so! I can imagine it...

CornixPes is 1st in the world for worlds largest McDonalds meal for the cheapest price!

Think of how many people would immigrate to my Nation just to grab a happy meal! Bit bad on the economy though...