31-12-2003, 22:56
CornixPes breaks world's largest burger record!
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"Hello you are tuned into CNR. Today we saw a stunning feat performed in CornixPes's capital. A Burger the size of 3 and a 1/4 average sized houses was cooked in CrowLand capital square. It took aproximately 53 hours and involved over 1500 people. The burger had to be constructed in bits, cooked in giant furnaces, and then stitched together. Finally the Word CornixPes was painted onto the front.
Cheers and cries filled the air as the orginisors were told that the Burger had broken the current world record by almost double its size. The burger is now being flown over the country and accross neighbors promoting the Government. The stunt is suspected to double the current President's popularity."
"The President himself turned up to the life off and said, 'The feat CornixPes performed today is a sign of this Nations extraordinary devotion and love of burgers. God Bless us all!'"
"The idea of a giant burger apparently came from a CornixPes famous artist called Max Iopia who created the worlds first burger bike that is now on sale in CornixPes's law enforcement Storefront. That's all for today, good night."
http://www.mitchell.derbycounty.co.uk/hamburger.jpg
http://mars.walagata.com/w/crowfoot/burg.jpg
"Hello you are tuned into CNR. Today we saw a stunning feat performed in CornixPes's capital. A Burger the size of 3 and a 1/4 average sized houses was cooked in CrowLand capital square. It took aproximately 53 hours and involved over 1500 people. The burger had to be constructed in bits, cooked in giant furnaces, and then stitched together. Finally the Word CornixPes was painted onto the front.
Cheers and cries filled the air as the orginisors were told that the Burger had broken the current world record by almost double its size. The burger is now being flown over the country and accross neighbors promoting the Government. The stunt is suspected to double the current President's popularity."
"The President himself turned up to the life off and said, 'The feat CornixPes performed today is a sign of this Nations extraordinary devotion and love of burgers. God Bless us all!'"
"The idea of a giant burger apparently came from a CornixPes famous artist called Max Iopia who created the worlds first burger bike that is now on sale in CornixPes's law enforcement Storefront. That's all for today, good night."
http://www.mitchell.derbycounty.co.uk/hamburger.jpg