NationStates Jolt Archive


Weapons for sale!

31-12-2003, 22:08
Agonizer:
This tool will send any person into delerium and excruciating pain.
Cost:$50.00

Splinter pistol:
This weapon fires small fletchettes of (?) at people.Short range.
Cost:$10.00

Splinter rifle:
Fires faster and fires bigger fletchettes.Medium range.
Cost:$15.00

Splinter cannon:
Extremely fast rate of fire and lethal fletchettes.Long range.
Cost:$20.00

Toxins:
These will kill people within a matter of seconds. They are only conpatiable with splinter weapons but with a bit of experimenting you could make them compatiable with other weapons.
Cost:$10.00

Hope you have a nice time looking!

Note:
The agonizer is a handheld weapon.
Please do your own maths!
31-12-2003, 22:09
I'd buy from you if:

A) You had more detailed discriptions.

OR

B) You put pictures.
31-12-2003, 22:10
how many do you have in inventory? I may just buy the whole lot
The Fedral Union
31-12-2003, 22:12
The Fedral Union has banned all these wepons on our soil.
31-12-2003, 22:13
20,000 splinter pistols:
20,000 splinter rifles:
20,000 splinter cannons:
And 20 tons of poison.

Well if you dont want to buy them then dont buy them :D
31-12-2003, 22:14
20,000 splinter pistols:
20,000 splinter rifles:
20,000 splinter cannons:
And 20 tons of poison.

do me a favour and do the math, then give me a price for the lot.
The Golden Simatar
31-12-2003, 22:15
Sorry just have to say this. No one would sell pistols and rifles at $10 a pop.
31-12-2003, 22:16
Nah you lazy slave!

Hey they are surplus and we are flogging them due to the new year!
31-12-2003, 22:16
you want the deal or not :twisted:
The Golden Simatar
31-12-2003, 22:17
:?
31-12-2003, 22:17
You do it!
31-12-2003, 22:19
Please do your own maths!

You're British, then.
The Golden Simatar
31-12-2003, 22:19
:? explain.
McLeod03
31-12-2003, 22:20
Please do your own maths!

You're British, then.

Meaning?
The Fedral Union
31-12-2003, 22:21
:roll:
31-12-2003, 22:22
Please do your own maths!

You're British, then.

Meaning?

Absolutely nothing. I just was wondering about Commorargh's OOC nationality.
31-12-2003, 22:22
You do it!

Damn snooty sales clerk! I'll take my business elsewhere :P
31-12-2003, 22:22
Yes I am British or English to be presise!
Anti-Nazis
31-12-2003, 22:23
Is the "agonizer" like a tazer
31-12-2003, 22:29
Its a blade that is in a u shape and gives anyone that touches it on the blade a sense of excruciating agony and a sense of delerium.

But no its not like a Tazer(I dont know what it is!)
Anti-Nazis
31-12-2003, 22:40
Its a blade that is in a u shape and gives anyone that touches it on the blade a sense of excruciating agony and a sense of delerium.

But no its not like a Tazer(I dont know what it is!)

A tazer is an electrical gun.I'm not going to buy it.Put that in the description so people know what it is.
31-12-2003, 22:51
I know. I need to get used to this storefront lark!
imported_Christoniac
31-12-2003, 23:20
The splinter weapons shoot crystalline shards formed within the weapon itself through a liquid.
And a tazer is like a self defense weapon that fires an electrical shock.