NationStates Jolt Archive


Everything must go sale!

31-12-2003, 20:56
In recent light of the blight of underground furniture sales we have opened our doors to an all out sale of funture products. Marketers will make 40% off all sales while we shall take 60% to use for the fine people of Gonzoina. And of course that 40% will be subject to tax. Please contact us and let us know what type of item you are looking for. Thank you!
Central Facehuggeria
31-12-2003, 20:58
The Central Facehuggerian Primier is seeking a large bed, similar to what is featured in your average low budget porn movie. Exact dimensions are 8x10 feet.
The Fedral Union
31-12-2003, 20:59
:lol: I would like an entier dineing set and liveing room set for my new wing i built on the presdeints house lol.