NationStates Jolt Archive


Haemonculus for hire!

31-12-2003, 13:03
The ever elusive Haemonculus have come out of their torture chambers to teach the world their creed of pain!

It costs $100,000 to hire a Haemonculus for a week. They are extremely good torturers and to prove this the haemonculus have 10,000 slaves given to each one a week and not one survives!

They will bring their own tools and ww shall provide the transport unless you disagree.
31-12-2003, 13:17
Bump
Dimmimar
31-12-2003, 16:34
We will hire one out for 3 weeks coming to $300,000. Money will be wired upon confirmation.
31-12-2003, 16:35
Confirmed.Thankyou for your business!
31-12-2003, 16:47
bump!
31-12-2003, 16:53
The Nation of CornixPes does not agree with the repulsive torturing of slaves, or the selling of them freely. We frown upon your monstrous behavior and propose that you should consider the changing of your ways. We are surprised and disappointed with Dimminar's wreckless encouragment of this distasteful manner and hope that they would also mend their ways and exert themselves from any contact with this slave selling beast. Your actions will be closley watched.
31-12-2003, 16:56
life is cheap! Read my races history:

The origins of the bloodthirsty alien reavers known as the Dark Eldar are steeped in mystery. Whatever their history, the Dark Eldar attack without warning, wreaking havoc and destruction, then disappearing just as quickly as they appeared. The Dark Eldar are without mercy or remorse and gladly take prisoners back to their domain to perform cruel and twisted experiments upon them. The only thing worse than being attacked by these alien torturers, is to be taken alive. Defeated troops are fated for a lifetime of slavery and indescribable pain as they fulfill the dark and inhuman desires of their wicked captors.

In battle these despicable alien pirates speed across the battlefield on blade and barb covered jetbikes and other anti-gravity transports which tear opponents to pieces in impossibly fast "drive-by" attacks. It is rumored that the Dark Eldar cover their weapons and projectiles with hideous venoms and poisons which rip their victims apart from the inside making the merest scratch from these spike-armored warriors a deadly wound. It is even whispered that these vile beings possess no souls of their own and that captured opponents are drained of their very life-essence which the Dark Eldar consume with relish like fine wine. Evil beyond understanding, the Dark Eldar are a dire threat to every race of the galaxy!
31-12-2003, 16:59
feel free to telegram me if you want to do business in secret.
31-12-2003, 16:59
life is cheap! Read my races history:

The origins of the bloodthirsty alien reavers known as the Dark Eldar are steeped in mystery. Whatever their history, the Dark Eldar attack without warning, wreaking havoc and destruction, then disappearing just as quickly as they appeared. The Dark Eldar are without mercy or remorse and gladly take prisoners back to their domain to perform cruel and twisted experiments upon them. The only thing worse than being attacked by these alien torturers, is to be taken alive. Defeated troops are fated for a lifetime of slavery and indescribable pain as they fulfill the dark and inhuman desires of their wicked captors.

In battle these despicable alien pirates speed across the battlefield on blade and barb covered jetbikes and other anti-gravity transports which tear opponents to pieces in impossibly fast "drive-by" attacks. It is rumored that the Dark Eldar cover their weapons and projectiles with hideous venoms and poisons which rip their victims apart from the inside making the merest scratch from these spike-armored warriors a deadly wound. It is even whispered that these vile beings possess no souls of their own and that captured opponents are drained of their very life-essence which the Dark Eldar consume with relish like fine wine. Evil beyond understanding, the Dark Eldar are a dire threat to every race of the galaxy!

That's absolutly absurd. It's people like you that not only get in the way of this game but also poison the modern world with your incomprehendable stupidity. Remember what I said.

The Nation of CornixPes does not agree with the repulsive torturing of slaves, or the selling of them freely. We frown upon your monstrous behavior and propose that you should consider the changing of your ways. We are surprised and disappointed with Dimminar's wreckless encouragment of this distasteful manner and hope that they would also mend their ways and exert themselves from any contact with this slave selling beast. Your actions will be closley watched.
31-12-2003, 17:02
Hey! I'm not like that in real life!

Do you think that i am some kind of maniac when i am off this computer!
31-12-2003, 17:05
Hey! I'm not like that in real life!

Do you think that i am some kind of maniac when i am off this computer!

I wouldn't be surprised. If you're not like that in real life then why bother to pretend to be a manic on NationStates? It's just stupid - if the game consisted of 10,000 people selling slaves and acting like idiots it would be totally idiotic.
Felimid MacFal
31-12-2003, 17:05
OOC: dude, the Tau are so much better. they own the DE any day of the week. :P
31-12-2003, 17:13
I'm am not a puppet of Dimmimar. Dimmimar is my younger brother and we share the same computer.

OOC:sure,sure!

Cornixpes you should ignore me if you dont like me!
Central Facehuggeria
31-12-2003, 17:17
CornixPes, people RP evil nations because it can generate good RPs. Not to mention that it provides an escape from daily life, to do something you normally couldn't do. Plus, without evil nations, the "good" NS nations wouldn't have anything to do, now would they? :wink: