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Small growing nation with strong economy and a healthy weapons manufacturing. Anyone want weapons. Come here we will beat any countries price.

I would order 20 slingshots, but I bet that would tie up all your weapon factories.

How much to M-60s cost?.

How much for an M1 Abrams?

I would order 20 slingshots, but I bet that would tie up all your weapon factories.

Jealous that he could make those and that you don't have the technology yet?

I would order 20 slingshots, but I bet that would tie up all your weapon factories.

Jealous that he could make those and that you don't have the technology yet?

Yeah, I guess I'll have to settle for my Mach 3+ bombers, state of the art super heavy tanks, and enhanced thermonuclear warheads. You got me there. :?

to nations who want to defeat someone like Skullzz. New state of the art potatoes. Just take them and shove them in the ventiation systems of these large tanks and BAM no more crew due to lack of oxygen!

to nations who want to defeat someone like Skullzz. New state of the art potatoes. Just take them and shove them in the ventiation systems of these large tanks and BAM no more crew due to lack of oxygen!

To new nations who think they're smart: I can field an army with more troops than you have citizens. Remember that the next time you want to comment.

We will take 7 million tons of medical grade uranium

We will take 7 million tons of medical grade uranium. And several thousand 15 inchX10 foot smooth bore aluminum cylinders.
A few technical trigger mechanisms would be nice also.

hello skulzz... apparently you are not familiar with the new nations alliance, it contains 70 nations all of which would be ready to send an army to help protect their ally!

to nations who want to defeat someone like Skullzz. New state of the art potatoes. Just take them and shove them in the ventiation systems of these large tanks and BAM no more crew due to lack of oxygen!

To new nations who think they're smart: I can field an army with more troops than you have citizens. Remember that the next time you want to comment.


yeah thats right don't mess with the older nations.

hello skulzz... apparently you are not familiar with the new nations alliance, it contains 70 nations all of which would be ready to send an army to help protect their ally!

Well whoop-dee-frickin' doo. :roll:

Weapons for sale THE WORD IS SALE NOT SELL don't butcher the english language

LOL, you older nations just LOVE to pick on the new peeps dont you. LOL, well I think i speak for all new nations when I say this. Suck my 8====D.
That will be all. Thank you for your understanding.

you DO speak for all new nations my friend.

okay then well Im sure your patatoes can beat my men with OICWs and XM8 blaster rifles. :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL, you older nations just LOVE to pick on the new peeps dont you. LOL, well I think i speak for all new nations when I say this. Suck my 8====D.
That will be all. Thank you for your understanding.

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you'd be amazed

LOL, you older nations just LOVE to pick on the new peeps dont you. LOL, well I think i speak for all new nations when I say this. Suck my 8====D.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!! :lol: :lol: good one!

wow, now that I have seen yours I have relized something. YOU MUST HAVE NO REAL LIFE TO FIGURE SOMETHING LIKE THAT OUT! omg how old are you 30 or 40 and live in your parents basement?!?!?!!?!?!

wow, now that I have seen yours I have relized something. YOU MUST HAVE NO REAL LIFE TO FIGURE SOMETHING LIKE THAT OUT! omg how old are you 30 or 40 and live in your parents basement?!?!?!!?!?!

A. I have a better life than you can begin to fathom, I assure you.

B. I found that via Google. It's not my creation, but I still think it was damn fitting.

C. I'm 17, I live with my dad, and I'm probably moving out a little while after I turn 18.

:roll:

LOL, you older nations just LOVE to pick on the new peeps dont you. LOL, well I think i speak for all new nations when I say this. Suck my 8====D.
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hey, u'm we'd like rocks, to throw at people

*claps* wow would be great if you were a 16 year old in college at Southeastern like me already living alone. but wait, I cant begin to fathom, b/c im way ahead of you. RETARD!!!!

hey, u'm we'd like rocks, to throw at people

Dude, You have to wait for them to complete my SLINGSHOTS. Get in line, it's gonna be a good 25 years.

*claps* wow would be great if you were a 16 year old in college at Southeastern like me already living alone. but wait, I cant begin to fathom, b/c im way ahead of you. RETARD!!!!

A 16 year old college student doesn't know the difference between "sell" and "sale" and can't even use proper punctuation? :lol:

i'm thirteen :D you make me feel like a genius

*says nothing*

oh, and cheap shots like retard are a real sign of intelligence buddy

awww...is da wittle baby gonna cry? awww....poor baby. lol
:roll:

oh and.. if you think i'm a little nation, i'm a puppet.

oh, and cheap shots like retard are a real sign of intelligence buddy

Ah, "retard". Possibly the mose overused weapon in the verbal arsenal of the common idiot.

pfft, this thread makes me laugh.
You're a small nation with small production capabilities, nobody here is going to take you seriosly.

irony sets in, my country is even bigger than yours skullzz

If you all were people I was trying to impress I would be worried. But, the fact that I am not trying to impress you is ok with me. If this was my English 101 class or something then I would be using correct grammer. Like you use correct grammer and what not when talking to your friends. Or better yet ass holes who think there big and bad which I know who only act like that to make up for there complete loss in penis size. poor poor misunderstood bastards. Such a pitty.

irony sets in, my country is even bigger than yours skullzz

That it is. :shock: And to think for a moment I thought you were using the common "I have a bigger nation" rouse! :wink: Nothin' personal on that, just happens too often. :P

If you all were people I was trying to impress I would be worried. But, the fact that I am not trying to impress you is ok with me. If this was my English 101 class or something then I would be using correct grammer. Like you use correct grammer and what not when talking to your friends. Or better yet ass holes who think there big and bad which I know who only act like that to make up for there complete loss in penis size. poor poor misunderstood bastards. Such a pitty.

GRAMMAR

anyone want some nachos :?:

anyone want some nachos :?:
si senor

Zinkoland this is for you


HOKED ON FONICS DON WORKD 4 ME


thats bad grammer. your choice I can type like that, or I can continue smokeing my herb and typeing like this. Its up to you.

If you all were people I was trying to impress I would be worried. But, the fact that I am not trying to impress you is ok with me. If this was my English 101 class or something then I would be using correct grammer. Like you use correct grammer and what not when talking to your friends. Or better yet ass holes who think there big and bad which I know who only act like that to make up for there complete loss in penis size. poor poor misunderstood bastards. Such a pitty.

Wow, your insults must surely bite deeply...

If you all were people I was trying to impress I would be worried. But, the fact that I am not trying to impress you is ok with me. If this was my English 101 class or something then I would be using correct grammer. Like you use correct grammer and what not when talking to your friends. Or better yet ass holes who think there big and bad which I know who only act like that to make up for there complete loss in penis size. poor poor misunderstood bastards. Such a pitty.

Ok, Mr. English 101...

grammer = grammar (misspelled twice)
there = they're
Poor should be capitalized.
pitty = pity

Now, enough nitpicking for the sake of proving you to be a fool. I'll act however I damn well please, and I can assure you that I have nothing to make up for. Yes, I am a bastard. Actually, I take that as a compliment, so thank you :D .

*gives some nachos to zinkoland.*


anyone else want some :?:

anyone want some nachos :?:

Only if you have nacho cheese to accompany those wonderful nachos.

Eriopia: Pass some over here! I've had a craving for nachos all day.

So, what do you guys say? Should we plant the flags of our nations deep into the colons of Communist Louisiana and Russu? :wink:

yes there is cheese on the nachos and padmasa heres your nachos.

yes there is cheese on the nachos and padmasa heres your nachos.

Huzzah! All this n00b bashing is making me hungry.

yes there is cheese on the nachos and padmasa heres your nachos.

Thanks.

Skullzz: Nah, not worth it. Though I'm sure I've considered it.

yes there is cheese on the nachos and padmasa heres your nachos.

Thanks.

Skullzz: Nah, not worth it. Though I'm sure I've considered it.

How bout a quick bomber raid then? :P

:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

I would like to say I am happy now. Not only have I found a site where I can argue with people. But, this is great. Your arguements are making my region grow. I would like to thank all of you and I have a round of beer for all of you to go with those nachos. Again THANK YOU VERY MUCH! :D

:D yay!!! wooooooh!! I want some beer! plus I have more nachos with salsa and nacho cheese.

I would like to say I am happy now. Not only have I found a site where I can argue with people. But, this is great. Your arguements are making my region grow. I would like to thank all of you and I have a round of beer for all of you to go with those nachos. Again THANK YOU VERY MUCH! :D

Looks like there still isn't a nation over a week old there.

I would like to say I am happy now. Not only have I found a site where I can argue with people. But, this is great. Your arguements are making my region grow. I would like to thank all of you and I have a round of beer for all of you to go with those nachos. Again THANK YOU VERY MUCH! :D

I'm sure you're quite welcome! :lol:

Skullzz: Sorry, I'm far futuretch... I think I'd get ignored.

:idea: :idea: :mrgreen: :wink: :oops: 8) :? :D :shock: :x :evil: :twisted: :?: :!: :idea: :arrow: :wink: :roll: :oops: :cry: :lol: 8) :( :o :) :? :P :twisted: :?: :!: :evil: :x :shock: :D :( 8) :oops: :roll: :idea: :o :lol: :cry: :wink: :arrow:

I would like to say I am happy now. Not only have I found a site where I can argue with people. But, this is great. Your arguements are making my region grow. I would like to thank all of you and I have a round of beer for all of you to go with those nachos. Again THANK YOU VERY MUCH! :D


check your telegrams

I would like to say I am happy now. Not only have I found a site where I can argue with people. But, this is great. Your arguements are making my region grow. I would like to thank all of you and I have a round of beer for all of you to go with those nachos. Again THANK YOU VERY MUCH! :D

I'm sure you're quite welcome! :lol:

Skullzz: Sorry, I'm far futuretch... I think I'd get ignored.

Oh well..... guess I'm off to urinate on Communist Louisiana's capital building all by my lonesome then...

me too!!!!

me too!!!! I suppose you can come too. Just watch out, they might throw paperclips at us. That's state of the art Communist Louisiana weaponry! :shock:

The New Nations Alliance will come to its aid, along with the rest of the Confederated Communist States, and many other communist countries that we just recently formed an alliance with.

me too!!!! I suppose you can come too. Just watch out, they might throw paperclips at us. That's state of the art Communist Louisiana weaponry! :shock:

I've heard they have proto-type rubber-bands too. j/k

ah yes and the X-34 bottle rocket state-of-the-art aircraft technology for communist louisiana.

nu uh, we just trained pot smoking monkeys who fling poo at our enimes. So be careful. poo is flying! LMFAO

nu uh, we just trained pot smoking monkeys who fling poo at our enimes. So be careful. poo is flying! LMFAO

Meh, there was a store selling monkeys trianed to live off the dead and kill enemies with knives... only like 100 USD a pop too.

okay thats seem useful .so Id better arm my B-52s with poo shields.

I would support Communist Louisiana, but unfortunately my current foreign policy does not allow me to give aid to communist, socialist, and far-left-wing countries.

I would support Communist Louisiana, but unfortunately my current foreign policy does not allow me to give aid to communist, socialist, and far-left-wing countries.

What about far-right-wing countries?

then im out also. lol :roll:

I am a member of GDODAD and The Reich. If you want, you can check out my region, that might explain a bit more. Yes, I can and WILL support far-right-wing countries. However, I will support CommLouis should it be in dire need of it.

I am a member of GDODAD and The Reich. If you want, you can check out my region, that might explain a bit more. Yes, I can and WILL support far-right-wing countries. However, I will support CommLouis should it be in dire need of it.

I'm familiar with the Reich. I'm a member of the Arda Alliance after all. :twisted:

I am a member of GDODAD and The Reich. If you want, you can check out my region, that might explain a bit more. Yes, I can and WILL support far-right-wing countries. However, I will support CommLouis should it be in dire need of it.

Support a n00b nation who likes to mouth off to much more powerful nations? Charitable, but ultimately pointless.

not at all. youre just an asshole.

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thats the only thing I know how to do. It is also the only thing I need. That and pot. So fuck everyones nachos.

not at all. youre just an asshole.

I prefer "Cynical, megalomaniacal asshole".

agreed

Small growing nation with strong economy and a healthy weapons manufacturing. Anyone want weapons. Come here we will beat any countries price.

Really? What would it cost for you to make this:

Z-LOK Render Rifle
Mass: 4 kg
length 90 cm
Payload: Graviton beam
Accuracy: good
Maximum Range: 300 meters
Clip/charge size: 10 shots
Firing modes: Single, auto
This weapon projects a graviton beam that creates a destructive tidal attractions within the target's structure. While not the most lethal it offer one huge advantage, it nearly ignores armor.

*claps* I give you premission to gloat for you have shut me up Padmasa. This bud is for you
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lol

*claps* I give you premission to gloat for you have shut me up Padmasa. This bud is for you
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Thanks. :D

For the record I sell it at $1,500.

See? Padmasa basically said the same thing I said with my first post here. The difference is that when I did it, all I got was "STFU RETARD I HAEV 8====D!!!!111". Ah well, live and learn I suppose.

CommLouis, that is great.

RUSSU, STAY OUT OF THE PRESGREIF/HUTU WAR

See? Padmasa basically said the same thing I said with my first post here. The difference is that when I did it, all I got was "STFU RETARD I HAEV 8====D!!!!111". Ah well, live and learn I suppose.

Yeah, but you weren't asking for the price of a beam weapon.

See? Padmasa basically said the same thing I said with my first post here. The difference is that when I did it, all I got was "STFU RETARD I HAEV 8====D!!!!111". Ah well, live and learn I suppose.

Yeah, but you weren't asking for the price of a beam weapon.

The basic point was still the same. :P

Skullzz, that is because you were a total asshole about it.

Hmm, total asshole.

You know, I'd think we'd get along well.

Skullzz, that is because you were a total asshole about it.

Hmm, total asshole.

You know, I'd think we'd get along well.

Being a total asshole is fun! If it wasn't, I wouldn't be in the business of being a total asshole.

see Padmasa he is tryin to take credit for your win. SHAME ON YOU skullzz go out side *chases the nudered dog outside*

see Padmasa he is tryin to take credit for your win. SHAME ON YOU skullzz go out side *chases the nudered dog outside*

Well, now that you've succeeded in chasing your own mother out of here, what are you going to do about the cynical asshole who is still here?

damn. CL is weirder than i ever imagined. lol. no offense CL. :D

run my ip scanner and nuke you offline, but that would take effort. plan b is be an asshole back.

see Padmasa he is tryin to take credit for your win. SHAME ON YOU skullzz go out side *chases the nudered dog outside*

He'd be a fool to try.

FFS! what a bunch of immature acting pricks! socialists that aren't strong enough mouthing off!(but incedentaly are in an alliance that would help them) N00B bashers (which i deem to be scum) i mean for chrissakes act a littlemature once in a while!

FFS! what a bunch of immature acting pricks! socialists that aren't strong enough mouthing off!(but incedentaly are in an alliance that would help them) N00B bashers (which i deem to be scum) i mean for chrissakes act a littlemature once in a while!


What about those of us who act immature once a month and would like to enjoy their one night of it?

run my ip scanner and nuke you offline, but that would take effort. plan b is be an asshole back.

You've managed to run through just about every defense an idiot usually uses in their online arguments. Now you use the "ph34r mY l337 h@><><0R $k1lLz" defense? :lol: Give me a break. I dare you to try and take me offline. Just try it.

I seriously hope you aren't accusing ME of being a noob basher since I SUPPORT THE D@MN ALLIANCE!!!!

FFS! what a bunch of immature acting pricks! socialists that aren't strong enough mouthing off!(but incedentaly are in an alliance that would help them) N00B bashers (which i deem to be scum) i mean for chrissakes act a littlemature once in a while!

I prefer to be considered one who teaches the new and unlearned NS members the ropes, with very harsh but effective lessons. Nobody's ever gonna learn if I say:

"Well, I don't know... your nation is still.... fairly... young... are you sure you can manufacture all these weapons? I mean, I just don't know if that's feasible... no offense man..."

FFS! what a bunch of immature acting pricks! socialists that aren't strong enough mouthing off!(but incedentaly are in an alliance that would help them) N00B bashers (which i deem to be scum) i mean for chrissakes act a littlemature once in a while!

I prefer to be considered one who teaches the new and unlearned NS members the ropes, with very harsh but effective lessons. Nobody's ever gonna learn if I say:

"Well, I don't know... your nation is still.... fairly... young... are you sure you can manufacture all these weapons? I mean, I just don't know if that's feasible... no offense man..."

You have a good point with that.

see Padmasa he is tryin to take credit for your win. SHAME ON YOU skullzz go out side *chases the nudered dog outside*

That was a disturbing and unnessissary comment -- although it was VERY humorous.


Anybody for some glucose on a stick?

FFS! what a bunch of immature acting pricks! socialists that aren't strong enough mouthing off!(but incedentaly are in an alliance that would help them) N00B bashers (which i deem to be scum) i mean for chrissakes act a littlemature once in a while!

I prefer to be considered one who teaches the new and unlearned NS members the ropes, with very harsh but effective lessons. Nobody's ever gonna learn if I say:

"Well, I don't know... your nation is still.... fairly... young... are you sure you can manufacture all these weapons? I mean, I just don't know if that's feasible... no offense man..."

What exactly does taunting the new nations with smart alec remarks accomplish? I have not seen you instruct the new nations on any level! All I have ever seen you do is make the newbies mad.

Can you please be just a little nicer to the newbies!

What exactly does taunting the new nations with smart alec remarks accomplish? I have not seen you instruct the new nations on any level! All I have ever seen you do is make the newbies mad.

Can you please be just a little nicer to the newbies!

First off, it provides me with a simple, easily obtainable form of amusement. Second, it teaches them the hard way that nobody enjoys reading posts made by inexperienced nations who don't think they need to read the stickies. I've seen SO many posts where a brand spankin' new nation tries to say that they have 500 nukes, and when others say "That's called godmoding, please read the stickies", the n00b retaliates with "YOU GONNA DIE FOR BE EMENY OF THE EMPIRE OF SOANDSO!!!!"

Sadly enough, although I do support the New Nations Alliance, and am not a major fan of noob bashing, I have to agree with Skullzz. No one reads the stickies anymore.

Too true... too bloody true.

Sadly enough, although I do support the New Nations Alliance, and am not a major fan of noob bashing, I have to agree with Skullzz. No one reads the stickies anymore.

I bash because I care. Honest. :lol: :wink:

hey, at least I read them. :wink:

Too true on the the fact that few nations read the stickies before posting, but could a least deal with them on a nicer level? I fear you might scare off a redeamable newbie from the game.

Too true on the the fact that few nations read the stickies before posting, but could a least deal with them on a nicer level? I fear you might scare off a redeamable newbie from the game.

I doubt I'm going to scare anyone off, I'm not THAT imposing just yet. But like I said, I think being a total ass about it is damn effective, not to mention I benefit from the amusement factor of the whole thing. :P

Too true on the the fact that few nations read the stickies before posting, but could a least deal with them on a nicer level? I fear you might scare off a redeamable newbie from the game.

You can never tell which ones a redeamable... I had one that tried to go to war the first day with no cause. After my stunning invasion we became allies and he is a rather good player, I should think.

hello skulzz... apparently you are not familiar with the new nations alliance, it contains 70 nations all of which would be ready to send an army to help protect their ally!

Well whoop-dee-frickin' doo. :roll:

Someone thinks that on a modern battlefeild the size of the army is relevant. *sigh*

hello skulzz... apparently you are not familiar with the new nations alliance, it contains 70 nations all of which would be ready to send an army to help protect their ally!

Well whoop-dee-frickin' doo. :roll:

Someone thinks that on a modern battlefeild the size of the army is relevant. *sigh*

3 million troops without sufficient AA cover are still vulnerable to napalm bombings. :wink:

Skullzz if you dont want to read what us Noob's put, THEN DONT READ IT. your prolly the same type that wines b/c ppl say slurs and what not on the radio. TURN IT! I mean for god sakes man you fucking hick.

Perhaps you could just explain to Communist Louisiana that he needs specifications and prices on each of his items...don't go so hard on him Skullzz :)