Mystical Creature market
Tommer lands new island (yule island) has found a rare breed of mystical creatures... among so are, the elven race, drakes, and in the sea`s, the unholy kraken. We are willing to sell such things to nation zoos for a price
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$1000 for a brown scale, 5000 for a silver back, and 10,000 for a bronze scale (warning all cost reflects level of danger, bigger cost, more lethal)
Can I have 23 of the eleven race creatures what are they anyways?
money will be wired upon confirmation
Elven creatures are fair skined humanoids. They have colour full hair and pointed ears, each elf males costs $40, females cost $50 (females are harder to catch)
Felimid MacFal
31-12-2003, 05:47
the nation of Felimid MacFal wishes to know if any other nation views the sale of Elves as an abomination to sentient life throughout the world?
Yes, reproduction of elves occurs once a month, you can prevent it by injecting non lethal tranculizer into their bloodstream
well I guess I'll take 45 females and 34 males please.
*money wired*
elven creatures are given a paradice on the island, tommer land also would like you to list other concerns so we may improve elven life, that you for the concern
Thank you, and pleeze tell allied nations *transport delievers the elves* now pleeze treat them with love and respect, they are a sensative race
Felimid MacFal
31-12-2003, 05:54
Elves are not mere creatures that can be sold and treated like possessions. They (we hate to use this phrase) are people too. Your views are much like the views of the whites in the U.S. prior to the American Civil War. They viewed blacks as animals, and not as humans. We know now that blacks are every bit as much human as any white or asian or other race. Elves are sentient just like humans, and should be treated as such.
would you sudjest we leeve the island and let them be?
Felimid MacFal
31-12-2003, 05:57
The nation of Felimid MacFal would suggest that... yes. It may be good to allow them the means of leaving their isle and traveling to distant lands, but that is up to your nation.
I am treating them with respect! They being furnished with excellent conditions we call them a a "diverse mystical race of beings" they are not outcasts just amazing creatures.
A Mekantan humanoid machine (MAI-X type) makes a sound similar to a human clearing its throat. "The Holy Empire of Mekanta sees no problem with the buying and selling of sentient life."
A MAI-S (insectoid) type robot scuttles up to it. "Do we not sell our own people, though?"
"... Point..."
Elizabethshire
31-12-2003, 05:59
Felimid MacFal is quite right. We are requesting that if you do not leave the island you at least leave the Elven race alone. We are being polite and requesting now, Perhaps at a later date if this still continues, we will not be so polite.
THe ARMED Republic of Elizabethshire
Could I please have a Bronze scale Krakan?.
Uh, Felimid, I think he means fairy elves. Santa elves. Rowling elves. Not Tolkien elves at all. More of elfs with a fs.
Felimid MacFal
31-12-2003, 06:00
A Mekantan humanoid machine (MAI-X type) makes a sound similar to a human clearing its throat. "The Holy Empire of Mekanta sees no problem with the buying and selling of sentient life."
A MAI-S (insectoid) type robot scuttles up to it. "Do we not sell our own people, though?"
"... Point..."
The nation of Felimid MacFal wishes to point out to the Mekantan nation that if you were sentient, perhaps you would find the sales of sentient life to be... slightly offensive, too.
very well, tommer land will not keep these ones, but treat them as equels... although that is what was before, but now we wont sell them... tommer land wishes to apoligize for any dis-characterization... we dont mean to seem racist
does that mean that the elves I purchased must be returned?
Felimid MacFal
31-12-2003, 06:01
Uh, Felimid, I think he means fairy elves. Santa elves. Rowling elves. Not Tolkien elves at all. More of elfs with a fs.
OOC: does it really matter tho? all of them are just as sentient.
Elizabethshire
31-12-2003, 06:02
Elven creatures are fair skined humanoids. They have colour full hair and pointed ears, each elf males costs $40, females cost $50 (females are harder to catch)
Sounds vaguely Humanoid to me thus deserving of Human Rights.
Felimid MacFal
31-12-2003, 06:02
very well, tommer land will not keep these ones, but treat them as equels... although that is what was before, but now we wont sell them... tommer land wishes to apoligize for any dis-characterization... we dont mean to seem racist
Very well. The nation of Felimid MacFal is happy that you were so willing to change your mind.
Elizabethshire
31-12-2003, 06:04
The Armed Republic takes great interest in Tommer Land's new announcement and wishes to award them a three million dollar aide package to develop the island into whatever it wishes to award them for their cooperation.
Tommer land has returned all of the elves we have captured back to their land. We hope you can forgive us for this act of brutality, we are sending research teams to learn more about them, would any one want results?
well Im keeping the ones I bought.
A Mekantan humanoid machine (MAI-X type) makes a sound similar to a human clearing its throat. "The Holy Empire of Mekanta sees no problem with the buying and selling of sentient life."
A MAI-S (insectoid) type robot scuttles up to it. "Do we not sell our own people, though?"
"... Point..."
The nation of Felimid MacFal wishes to point out to the Mekantan nation that if you were sentient, perhaps you would find the sales of sentient life to be... slightly offensive, too.
"We are as sentient as you. We merely do not see anything as... offensive... Perhaps that is why we AIs handle international relations, and not the human aspects of our Holy Empire..."
Elizabethshire
31-12-2003, 06:08
The Armed Republic is greatly interested in the Scientific Evidence about the Elves and would very much so enjoy learning about them. So if you will tommerland please send any research you learn about them to the Ministry of Science and Higher Learning. If there is any costs incurred, please tell us.
*Tommer land lands research teams on island*
Felimid MacFal
31-12-2003, 06:09
Tommer land has returned all of the elves we have captured back to their land. We hope you can forgive us for this act of brutality, we are sending research teams to learn more about them, would any one want results?
The nation of Felimid MacFal would appreciate any information you could gather on the subject of Elves. We would gladly pay for an addition to our library on this matter.
So far my research teams have learned that the average elf (elve plurral) lives up to 170 years old. They conduct nude cerimonies to worship their gods, every month. They although are in a med-evil tech level, they have started learning our language. one elf named fiona by our researchers, has taken intrest in man kind and is also learning about our ways
Elizabethshire
31-12-2003, 06:16
The Armed Republic wishes to know if it could land a team of five experts, One in Technology, one in Medicine, one in Religion and One in Military Science and one Body guard/worker to do some minor research of our own? We wish to thank you for your research so far. Excellent work.
We welcome any nation to land teams, you may use our base if needed
help!!! poachers have killed 3 of the female elves! I need assistance now!
may i send in 20 troopers to help protect your elves?
"Mekantan units are at your disposal if you wish."
25 MAI-X Humanoid Robots with Automatic Rifles are ready to be sent to take care of poachers.
Elizabethshire
31-12-2003, 06:22
Excellent! we wish to thank you for this wonderful privlage. We will be bringing items of a Non-Military nature except for Four Side Arms (4 Elizabethshire Tactical Pistols details below) for our researchers. As well we will be bringing MREs for three months, five computers, and three large tents so we can work in releative peace. We will land with permission in your country in a Ministry of Science Transport Halo and go from your country to the island in your Halo if possible
Agree?
Elizabethshire Tactical Defense Weapons
15 Rounds, Three Round Burst, optional Semi-Auto setting
Built on a 1911 Frame
Three spare magazines carried by user
Very reliable
please my forces are fighting them but my main military force is caught up but yes mekanta you may send your troops.
In full agreement, we thank you for joining us, our nations will surly find out more in team work
in an awkward moment... one of my researchers cellular phone stoped working from electrical interfeirence... the elves have been worshiping more often.. we think this could be the result of godly powers
Elizabethshire
31-12-2003, 06:26
To: Tommer Land, Eriopia, Felimid MacFal, Mekanta
From: Elizabethshire Foriegn Ministry
Would anyone be interested in Declaring this Island off limits to All of our Militaries except for Tommer-Land Forces, which would be limited to five hundered in the interests of peace?
Amazing the elves we have gave birth to 34 elves it appears they give birth to their young alive not with eggs.But sadly there mothers were killed by the poachers.
I am in full agreement to this act, although i would limit my forces to only 50. Remember that this is the elf island
Elizabethshire
31-12-2003, 06:31
I am in full agreement to this act, although i would limit my forces to only 50. Remember that this is the elf island
I have no interests in Aquiring Soverignty of this wonderful research island and fear that others perhaps not in this thread would be. So I offer Tommer-land one better, a Unilateral Guarentee of Yule Island and tommer-land proper, meaning the Armed Republic considers an attack on either Yule Island or Tommer-Land, to be an attack against The Armed Republic of Elizabethshire.
the poachers have been taken care of 34 of the poachers are killed 12 arrested 5 elves sadly killed :cry:
We thank you with this more than certius offer, we accept with open arms, would it be to bold to consider you an ally?
Elizabethshire
31-12-2003, 06:34
We thank you with this more than certius offer, we accept with open arms, would it be to bold to consider you an ally?
We are infact Friends and Full Allies of State. We request permission to establish an Embassy in a suitable city near your government
Tommer land shows deep sorrow for the elves lossed by the poachers
yes of course tommerland we would like to build a memorial honoring the elves and the soldiers.
We accept the embassy proposal
yes, building a momorial is a good idea, i support you fully
we have many of our citizens honoring the elves and more elves are honoring their fallen comrades.
Elizabethshire
31-12-2003, 06:44
Initial Opinions-Elizabethshire Experts
Medicine: It appears that Elven folk are a totally seperate race, humanoid in appearence and even in sexual matters, but competely diffrent DNA structure, food needs, and strength capcity.
Military: It appears that The Elven warriors are not only quite brave, but seem to master soldiering quite easily. They have a blended, Indivdiual style towards personal fighting, but Extremely Discplined and Team Oriented as well. Wagers that even in their low tech stage, The Civil Guard's Foriegn Legion (the most feared and most experienced unit in the Elizabethshire Military) would have a tough time against a equal number of elfs in a suprise attack. Notes the military leadership seems to be quite capable.
Religon: Their religion is interesting but Mulitple gods. Not much is explained but there are many holy works. More research necessary. seem to like their antiquated life style, almost a religous requirement to be quaint.
Tech: At first glance, they appear to be extremely unsophiscated but after a few moments of study, they are quite capable of being extremely advanced. In fifty years, they could be at ARE's stage but dont seem to really want to be.
Good job! your experts truly have their work cut out for them. If you require anything from my nation simply ask
yes are elves need more mates ever since the poacher incident the males seem to be sad about their mates being killed. :cry: :cry:
Elizabethshire
31-12-2003, 06:53
The Armed Republic requests that you send a Doctor, a Minister of your church, a Military Expert, and a Techie to aid our workers. As well we formally request permission to fly in a 3 tons of supplies.
Medicine, Food (for the elven folk to eat, experiments with their expression permission) two medium generators, a medium load of concrete, two chain saws, a medium amount of gasoline, ten axes (five as gifts) cooking instruments, and a few peices of medical equipment. You have our permission to allow customs to inspect the packages. We want to reassure you of our noble intentions.
okay thank you send them right away.
We will send requested personel, and grant permission for supplies to enter, we trust you for you have displayed great responsibility
yes rest assured we are are very responsible.
Last night 3 researchers have witnessed a cerimony of the elves. The elves preform this nude to symbolize the nateral form to show the gods that they respect their nateral form
(oops, that was me insted of lym)