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Sonos's for Sale

Lapse
31-12-2003, 04:12
Lapse is now selling its sonos's

Sonos is an ISG or in other words an Intensified sound generator. The device, named Sonos, is capable of generating sound at high frequencies for a radius of 100 km using new ion power technology. The sound generators do not use speakers in any way but rather use direct energy that is passed through a series of subdevices and released in the form of direct sound. The device can run for 10 minutes at full intensity.

The extremely high frequencey, after been played for around 10 seconds will implode the brains of the creatures inside the radius. For 50 km outside the radius High levels of brain damage occur, often fully incapitating the victims

The 2m cylindrical device is dropped from an aircraft, at high altitudes into the center of the targeted area. it is then remotly activated. Once activated it cannot be deactivated without proper codes, which are given too the buying nation and kept by Lapse so nobody uses it against us.

If the device does not kill people within the radius it will cause permanent brain damage.

Extreme caution must be used in handling the device because if it went off ina populated are it would kill many thousands of people.

The device is shock protected so that once released from the plane, the parachute will slow it down enough so it doesnt get bumped around too much.

The thick crystal armor on the device is impenetrable by most weapons and as such it would be nearly imposible for the enemy to destroy it between the time it lands and the time it is activated.

The sonos, uses an extremmely high frequency noise to do its buisness. So basically there is no shockwave or other physical movement from it

The frequency is that hight that you wouldnt know it was happening till your brain imploded

The sonos, will kill people without protection for around 100 km, permanantly mentally cripple the next 50 km and give the next 50 km people a headache.

The sonos will kill people with protection for around 10 km, permanantly mentally cripple people for the next 5 km nad give the next 10 km of people a bad headache.



The price for a sigle sonos is 5 billion dollars and 32 cents

A sonos charger, which allows the device to be reused costs $19.95 and is available here or t most good wmd dealerships

5% off price if you calculate it your self
<Lapse storethreads calculator> (http://www.freewebs.com/timelapse/invoice.xls)
SR
31-12-2003, 04:28
I'll take 3 with a re-charger. Bargin Basement Prices.
Lapse
31-12-2003, 04:34
3*5,000,000,000.32=$15,000,000,000.96
+1*19.95=$15,000,000,020.90
-10% allies discount=13,500,000,018.81

Sonos's will be sent upon recieving money


Note, from now on, if you do the maths, you get a 5% discount
SR
31-12-2003, 04:35
OOC: Bugger, useless math class!
*Money Wired*
*rubs hands together in evil way*
Ravea
31-12-2003, 04:39
I will take 1 plus a recharger.

That comes to 5000000020 Dollers and 72 Cents.

~Money has been sent~
Lapse
31-12-2003, 05:07
okay, ready for pickup
Lapse
31-12-2003, 05:10
I will take 1 plus a recharger.

That comes to 5000000020 Dollers and 72 Cents.

~Money has been sent~


order confirmed
Benderland
31-12-2003, 05:13
OOC: Just a note, sound probably wouldn't make someone's brain implode, but rather their internal organs lose their integrity. It would still be lethal, but it wouldn't make only the brain implode.
Lapse
31-12-2003, 06:25
OOC: Just a note, sound probably wouldn't make someone's brain implode, but rather their internal organs lose their integrity. It would still be lethal, but it wouldn't make only the brain implode.

You havent seen Mars attack have you :P

yeah, but it still implodes the brain which is the main goal of the weapon
Baking Soda
04-01-2004, 03:49
The only way something could really implode is if you created a vaccum inside of it, then breached its surface. Hey, Lapse. I'll take one of those, a charger, and do you have any repair manuals for those things? I break stuff all too often.
-wires money-
Lapse
04-01-2004, 06:24
The only way something could really implode is if you created a vaccum inside of it, then breached its surface. Hey, Lapse. I'll take one of those, a charger, and do you have any repair manuals for those things? I break stuff all too often.
-wires money-

manual ??????

you break it, you have to take it to your nearest dealer to repair. They kind of...er... activate if you try to muck with it


anyway, that will be $5,000,000,020.72