Samtonia
30-12-2003, 05:34
And our most wuvable friend is-
(Insert terse, choppy music)
(A news anchor comes on. He resembles Peter Jennings)
We interrupt this program with this breaking report. Our sources inside the government inform us today that a select group of military officials has seized back control of the central government from our ex-dictator, President Samuel Irwin. The leaders instituted sweeping reforms, which included the immediate re-authorization of our nation's Constitution.
However, President Samuel Irwin is still in the president's seat, although only time will tell if he has any real power anymore.
In other related news, military spending has skyrocketed to a nearly
unheard of 42%. Our economic's master, Kurt Dalgleish, will have that story later on in our News at 9 report. We'll keep you updated on any new developments in the story as they unfold. And now, back to our regularily scheduled broadcast, Pink Lovey Bunnies.
(Insert terse, choppy music)
(A news anchor comes on. He resembles Peter Jennings)
We interrupt this program with this breaking report. Our sources inside the government inform us today that a select group of military officials has seized back control of the central government from our ex-dictator, President Samuel Irwin. The leaders instituted sweeping reforms, which included the immediate re-authorization of our nation's Constitution.
However, President Samuel Irwin is still in the president's seat, although only time will tell if he has any real power anymore.
In other related news, military spending has skyrocketed to a nearly
unheard of 42%. Our economic's master, Kurt Dalgleish, will have that story later on in our News at 9 report. We'll keep you updated on any new developments in the story as they unfold. And now, back to our regularily scheduled broadcast, Pink Lovey Bunnies.