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Anti-Nazis News Brodcast (ANNB)

Anti-Nazis
29-12-2003, 06:15
This is ANNB news *logo comes into veiw* brought to you by Rockstar Games,the makers of The GTA series.
*The camera shows the broadcasters*

"I'm Susan Lesbo" "And I'm Donald Fagot.Welcome to the news.In a top story today people argued about why Ford is still in Anti-Nazis.The protesters Hanged a banner on a Ford dealership reading 'Fix Or Repair Daily'.In a not-realted story,The Government is throwing a huge New Years Party for the leaders and cabinet members of all non-fascist nations (communist excepted).In Sports We have Harold Whore.What's happening with the soccer team?

"Well Donald,they are training hard for the next world cup.World Cup 11.After a good start in 10,they started to raise there losing record.We are here with the Head coach.What do you have to say for the next season?"

"We are confident that we will qualify for the playoffs this year.This is a great team.I have hope in them."

"Back to you Susan."

Thanks,Harold.We are currently establishing a new chain of Hard Rock Cafes in Anti-Nazis.Everyone is excited abou this.I will go and do an interveiw with the manager and guest in next weeks newscast.Now,weather with I.C. Wiener."

"Thanks Susan.There is a snowstorm moving in very fast in the area.It is a huge one.It is planned to hit on 12:00am on January 1st.When it hits on New Year,it will not be hard.It will build up later on.Back to you Susan"

"That's all for today's broad cast see you next week"

This will be a week in RL.If you have suggestions,please post.
Rotovia
29-12-2003, 06:36
I'm sure we can expect unbiased news coverage from a news coprporation called Anti-Nazi News...