NationStates Jolt Archive

Hello, my name is Azazreal Thantos, God Emperor of the Republic of Azareal. We live in the ShadowLands of Eternal Darkness, where the powerfull may have their every wish fullfilled, and the weak fools get sacraficed to our god, Azazreal, God of Death.
I invite my partners in evil to joijn us in our dread land. You will live a life as only a God could dream! Any woman is yours for the picking, to serve you hand and fist. Slaves will wait on you and cater to your every desire, until you get tired of them and give em' to Azazreal.
The weak nations of useless eaters need not apply. Only those who beleive as we do in Social Darwinism and do not ocddle fools, weaklings and useless eaters may join. Here in the ShadowLands of Eternal Darkness, the weak are killed and eaten.

i have a knife does that help. here have it. its a start to your reign of millitary terror. now dont forget me when you rule the unknown universe. i gave you a knife. :)

But you are weak.

You're week compared to me. You don't even have nuclear ICBMs.

You? A GOD?!? Hardly! Do not claim to be things you are not, pathetic fool. :evil:

We had a God-Emperor, but his palace got hit by a Galdanian cruise-missile and he died. :cry:

Of course, he didn't publicly declare to other nations that he was a God. He just sold people fish and lived in a palace made of solid gold.

*A Watcher from the Borderlands of The White Hats takes up position on a hill overlooking the frontier of the Shadowlands of Eternal Darkness. He lights a small cigar, and the flare of the match glints off the silver of his badge.

He sits down and starts to write a letter to his girl:

"Dear Mabel,

Another day, another evil empire ...."

He sighs, and tries to think of something new to say about this one.*

Maybe i should slaughter your people and take your land oh mighty.....wait whats your name again

Maybe i should slaughter your people and take your land oh mighty.....wait whats your name again

NO! Come on, I gots DIBS!!! :?

No! I claim his land! :tantrum: :tantrum:

No! I claim his land! :tantrum: :tantrum:

Nuh uh.... my n00b nation.

Well i just posted a ultramatium to him on the Main forum. Hes mine to beat up on.

You're nothing compared to my friend and his empire: The Grand Toastiness of Geweher... and even then, I could bribe him wage war on you.

"Hey, wanna earn a dollar?"
"Sure."
"Go wage war on... what's his name again?"

Nuh uh.... my n00b nation.

I want that n00b! I want him! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

Nuh uh.... my n00b nation.

I want that n00b! I want him! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

I wanna see the stuffing knocled out of him by Geweher!

Nuh uh.... my n00b nation.

I want that n00b! I want him! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

I wanna see the stuffing knocled out of him by Geweher!

I just need somewhere to test my Sternsturm program!!!

Nuh uh.... my n00b nation.

I want that n00b! I want him! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

I wanna see the stuffing knocled out of him by Geweher!

I just need somewhere to test my Sternsturm program!!!

How about that creep moss too, eh kapitan? ;)

Nuh uh.... my n00b nation.

I want that n00b! I want him! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

I wanna see the stuffing knocled out of him by Geweher!

I just need somewhere to test my Sternsturm program!!!

How about that creep moss too, eh kapitan? ;)

I thought we were referring to it as Ubermildew. :?

Well i just posted a ultramatium to him on the Main forum. Hes mine to beat up on.

The Republic of Azazreal does not desire to go to war with you. We call on all strong nations to denounce the foolish words of this nation.
We do not seek to have relations except commercial with your other nations. We are a nation of vampires, and mortals disgust us. However, we recognize that it is neccessary to trade with our neighbors.
We currently have an excess of slaves. These social pariah will be sold to the highest bidder. You may do with them as you please. They are fools and weaklings, but they do work hard under a strong hand and will please their new mistressess and masters well.
We have a lot of 18-25 yr old slaves, all of good health and strong as well. They are not vampires, and therefore can work in daylight conditions as exist outside the Shadowlands. Many are skilled in simple tasks and will be oh so glad to serve kinder masters than we.
We have a lot of 100,000 older males and females, again non-vampiric and hard workers. They are not of breeding age, but would do well as housekeepers and menial drudges. They are from age 30-50, so hard, sustained physical work would liekly kill them. Not that we really care. But a good master knows how to get as muchg work out of their slave as possible.
We have a lot of vampire males who were convicted of illicit blood drinking. Apparently, they thought they could attack the Dread Lord's slaves and get away with it. As punishment, they are to be sold. They must not be exposed to full sunlight as it kills them. They have preternatural strength, can fascinate mortals and compel obedience from simple creatures. However, they are very yong, only about 150-200 years old and will serve their master or mistress well. For you safety, we suggest that you bind them at night with silver chains, and for further protection, have them swear on the blood of Azazreal to obey you in all things. Finally, for extra money, one of our priests can compel their obedience with some simple binding spells.

OOC: Wait, but a true god could crush us all no? I'm a new nation and i could probably wipe you out. This isnt a declaration of war, but dont be so cocky so young.