NationStates Jolt Archive

The GaalSien Senate would like to announce that we have set up a new type of training facility throughout the country of GaalSien. For a price, any nation can send its troops to our region to train its servicemen in the art of urban warfare.

The nation of GaalSien has recently purchased slaves from a very reliable source. Together with its run down ghettos a nation applying would have the perfect atmosphere to work in! It’s a win only situation! The slaves will be given converted paintball guns (more compact to make them look real and reload easier), while the opposing nation will provide their own real live weapons and ammo. Paintball protection will be issued to the nation involved insuring no fatalities! You won’t even receive a scratch!

Depending on how the above program goes, we might launch our torture program! Where you’ll be issued with some of the most advanced torture tools to cause the most amount of pain to a subject in the least amount of time while keeping the subject alive at the same time! The GaalSien record is 14 hours and 57 minutes – beat that!

For every 40,000 troops you send it will cost 2,500,000 GaalSien credits (USD). Take into account that we will provide everything from accommodation to personal protective gear when in the field. (Remember, provide your own conventional weapons and ammo only)

Spokesmen of the GaalSien Senate

(OOC: You guys reckon i should up the price?)

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I'll send 40,000 of my troops, as arranged. :P

You read my mind, kapitan! Consider 40,000 men sent. The money is wired.

The nation of The Armed Republic will have no use of this. We will not place our troops into where slaves are being used.

As of this moment, we are placing sanctions on GallSien for this action. No nation on this planet with any sense uses unarmed slaves to be slaughtered by armed troops.

The nation of The Armed Republic will have no use of this. We will not place our troops into where slaves are being used.

As of this moment, we are placing sanctions on GallSien for this action. No nation on this planet with any sense uses unarmed slaves to be slaughtered by armed troops.

Your day old nation is going to put sanctions on a member of the Black Legion Party? Besides the fact that his economy will lose a total of $2.23 per year, that's just dumb. Perhaps you'd do best to keep your mouth shut until you grow a bit.

The nation of The Armed Republic will have no use of this. We will not place our troops into where slaves are being used.

As of this moment, we are placing sanctions on GallSien for this action. No nation on this planet with any sense uses unarmed slaves to be slaughtered by armed troops.

OOC: Noooo! - My economy will come crashing down if I don't get that order of 223 penny candy!!! :P

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GaalSien Spokesmen

What does the nation of Corneliu care about slaves!? They are inferior! The Senate purchased them, so they belong to the nation of GaalSien! Also they aren't unarmed, they have their fists and feet, as well as a ranged weapon.

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are mutated ground hogs with rabies considered conventional weapons :?:

are mutated ground hogs with rabies considered conventional weapons :?:

Absolutely :)

YAY!!!! i would like to send 75 of our highly trained mutated ground hogs
10,000 troops, and a film crew to tap the event if that is all right.dont know how much you charge for ground hogs so you will have to tell me befor i can send any $$$$$$$$.

YAY!!!! i would like to send 75 of our highly trained mutated ground hogs
10,000 troops, and a film crew to tap the event if that is all right.dont know how much you charge for ground hogs so you will have to tell me befor i can send any $$$$$$$$.

Cost will be 700,000 GaalSien credits (USD)

:P Enjoy the killing.

that is a great price. i will be sending you the cash and when my men and ground hogs arive you can keep 2 of the ground hogs. dont let them see their shadow though because they will go psycho and kill the closest things. money is being sent. men and ground hogs will get their in 36 houres. :lol: :lol:

Nice doing business with you :)