Reagani
28-12-2003, 21:14
December 28th 2003- early last night, Reagani immigration officials spotted several hispanic persons attempting to dig a hole underneath the fence that separates Reagani from Shinrita. The immigrants spoke only spanish (although they occasionally were able to blurt out a backstreet boy's verse or two). once a Reagani official was available that could understand their particularly Mexican form of Spanish, they told tales of El Cacciatore's son (this alone was a suprise to Reagani officials, since it was long assumed El Cacciatore was particularly fond of one ancient Greek custom) had assumed power after the elder Cacciatore was assassinated. the younger El Cacciatore has brought on a new reign of terror rivaled only by his "father"'s. (Reagani officials still find this hard to believe [further investigations will be launched to see if he was adopted, or possible a "concubine" of the elder El Cacciatore]) although the immigrants provided officials with much intelligence, after the interrogations, the immigrants were summarily thrown back over the fence, as Regani does not need or want immigrants, especially lazy mexican ones. Officials from Eastern Ireland were called in to refill the hole dug, since they are much smaller than Reaganians. Reagani officials are currently scouting the borders to guard against lazy immigrant breaches while Eastern Irelands diminutive agents are stations in to so called "sewage drains" that the Shinritans are particularly fond of crawling through.