Skullzz Discount Aircraft!
Skullzz's engineers have done it again. We've managed to cram as much aerotech into as little a price tag as possible, meaning that even you hours old nations can afford to have air forces spanning hundreds of aircraft.
F-468754 Maple
http://www.ogunquitwoodentoy.com/images/plane.jpg
Comes with free pilot, propellor really spins! Landing gear is functional. $2
F-353 Firestorm
http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml02/02170a.jpg
Actually flies if you pump it enough times! $25
B-000 Bubble
http://www.amazingdiscoveries.org/images/plane-toy.jpg
We have no effing clue what the things on the wings do. :? $5
F-10.34 Balsa
http://www.mms.qld.edu.au/yr6-toys/images/luke-plane.jpg
Proven range of over ten meters! $10
F-4596 Sharkzor'd
http://www.mrtoys.com/pedalplanes/pics/SHARK.jpg $7.99
Better yet, just stay on the runway...
And finally, the pride of the discount line:
x-π Red Baron
http://www.acespilotshop.com/images/products/gifts/pedal-planes-red-baron.jpg
NON SLIP PEDALS!
BEAUTIFUL PADDED AND SNAPPED SEAT!
MOVING PROPELLER WHEN YOU PEDAL!
DUAL WING WITH STRUTS!
CUSTOM GRAPHICS!
WHEEL PANTS!
STURDY ALL METAL CONSTRUCTION!
SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED! $150
Rofl.
:lol:
We'd order some, but we can't afford them. ;)
Rofl.
:lol:
We'd order some, but we can't afford them. ;)
Aw nuts, I thought they were a real bargain. :|
Hugoland
28-12-2003, 13:21
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH :lol:
Why is everyone laughing at my discounts? Is it because I couldnt possibly be making a profit? Is it because I must be out of my mind to offer such great deals? Am I godmoding and don't realize it?!? :?
Hugoland
28-12-2003, 13:24
We wish to buy 1 F-468754 Maple to the grandson of His Majesty Frederico di Pinto.
Man, I think you're godmoding on that first one. $2? That's like, way too little. Your economy will collapse. Optimal price is at least $3.
We wish to buy 1 F-468754 Maple to the grandson of His Majesty Frederico di Pinto.
Ah, our first customer. That will be $2, would you like it giftwrapped?
Man, I think you're godmoding on that first one. $2? That's like, way too little. Your economy will collapse. Optimal price is at least $3.
Hey, I'm cutting out the middleman, beating the workers, AND only taking a 50% profit from those. I'm helping out the little guys, man. Quit harshing my sales.
Hugoland
28-12-2003, 13:29
*bip bip bip*
*inserting code xxx-xxx-xx*
*money transfer 1%*
...
*transfer complete*
*bip bip bip*
*bip bip bip*
*inserting code xxx-xxx-xx*
*money transfer 1%*
...
*transfer complete*
*bip bip bip*
:cry: I never get bip sounds when I wire money!
Hugoland
28-12-2003, 13:31
It's a special device in Hugolandian banks to help the blinds.
It's a special device in Hugolandian banks to help the blinds.
No wonder. It seems we have the world's highest fatality rate for blind citizens, every time we sponsor a seeing eye hyena for one, they disappear. It's really quite tragic to see that even with all our efforts, the government can't stop fate sometimes.
Hugoland
28-12-2003, 13:35
:D
Oh, i see!
:D
Oh, i see!
Good, good. It's if you don't see that there's trouble. :wink:
*jams to his 400$ speakers listening to his 400$ soundcard*
:tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum:
*jams to his 400$ speakers listening to his 400$ soundcard*
:tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum:
QUIT HARSHIN' MAH SALES GALDAMMIT!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :!: :!: :!:
:P
Hugoland
28-12-2003, 13:54
Amen.
Amen.
How's that Maple doin for ya?
Kazakhstania
28-12-2003, 13:57
Those ooooooowwwwwnnnnnnn!
Those 1337 PapER areoplanse will make my army pwwwnnnnn!!!
They are STeaLth too!
*Drags brother off PC"
Ahem...2 of those F-10.34 Balsa's please.
Those ooooooowwwwwnnnnnnn!
Those 1337 PapER areoplanse will make my army pwwwnnnnn!!!
They are STeaLth too!
*Drags brother off PC"
Ahem...2 of those F-10.34 Balsa's please.
That'll be $20. I assure you these are quite superior to papercraft. :roll:
Kazakhstania
28-12-2003, 14:05
WoW!!!1
1337!!!1111
*Mooney WiRed*
WoW!!!1
1337!!!1111
*Mooney WiRed*
Thanks for your business, be careful those dont get hit by cars!
Hugoland
28-12-2003, 14:09
:lol:
:lol:
It's all fun & games till one of those well earned air force planes is taken down by a '96 Taurus station wagon.
Come on, n00b nations! I assure you these bargains are the REAL DEAL!
HAHAHA! Nice aircraft, The Dominion of Domas would like to buy ten of the B-000 Bubble and ends at 50$ *money wired*
Now my armies will have power over the air!
HAHAHA! Nice aircraft, The Dominion of Domas would like to buy ten of the B-000 Bubble and ends at 50$ *money wired*
Now my armies will have power over the air!
Indeed they will. Would you like those giftwrapped?
Bump for the sake of the little guys!
imported_Erewohn
29-12-2003, 01:24
Erewohn would like to make a grand purchase for his magesty.
we would like:
500 x-π Red Baron's (could we get those in the sharkzor'd paint scheme though, it kicks butt)
300 F-10.34 balsa's (how resistant to spit wads are they?)
100 B-000 bubble jets, those things look like they can haul ass
and last but not least, 150 F-468754 Maples.
ATLAST! Erewohn shall have air superiority!
Erewohn would like to make a grand purchase for his magesty.
we would like:
500 x-π Red Baron's (could we get those in the sharkzor'd paint scheme though, it kicks butt)
300 F-10.34 balsa's (how resistant to spit wads are they?)
100 B-000 bubble jets, those things look like they can haul ass
and last but not least, 150 F-468754 Maples.
ATLAST! Erewohn shall have air superiority!
Order confirmed. :D
imported_Erewohn
29-12-2003, 01:29
*money wired* and i really need answers to the questions i asked, it could be a matter of life and death when the kid next door starts firing those spitwad launching anti aircraft weapons he just bought.
*money wired* and i really need answers to the questions i asked, it could be a matter of life and death when the kid next door starts firing those spitwad launching anti aircraft weapons he just bought.
If the spitwads are removed in under 12 hours, it should be fine.
President Calimar will purchase these for his son.
1 x-π Red Baron
1 F-353 Firestorm
2 F-10.34 Balsa
Total: $195
*money wired*
10 million F-468754 Maple for 20 million credits
*MONEY WIRED*
Crossroads Inc
12-01-2004, 07:21
Yo Skullzz! This is totally off topic, but by any chance are you realated to Skullxx, from Slugg-Net?
The Burnsian Desert
12-01-2004, 07:39
Order telegrammed, money on confermation.