NationStates Jolt Archive


I need some

28-12-2003, 10:01
If any of you have Civilian aircraft that are in terrible condition and are going to be scrapped ill take them for you. I need cheap planes that are falling apart. Some nice Il-62s, Il-86s or Tu-154s would be nice.
28-12-2003, 10:16
http://www.clarkab.org/personal/isgrig/planelr.jpg

Needs a little TLC, maybe a paint job but I'll hand it over for $20.
Midlonia
28-12-2003, 10:17
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
28-12-2003, 10:19
:lol: Sorry I meant flyable condition. I mean where they are on the stage of their almost last flight when they are deemed unsafe for flight but yet are still flyable.
28-12-2003, 10:27
:lol: Sorry I meant flyable condition. I mean where they are on the stage of their almost last flight when they are deemed unsafe for flight but yet are still flyable.

:? Does that mean this:

http://www.janeresture.com/guam_postcards3/wreck1.jpg

is out of the question too?
28-12-2003, 10:29
No... :D I mean when they are all in one peace, they have never crashed but the airline that owns them wants to write them off because they are so old.
28-12-2003, 10:31
psst, heeeey man:

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/nsig.jpg (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=97342)

Like this?:

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/firebrand.jpg
Midlonia
28-12-2003, 10:32
he asked for civillian aircraft not fighter bombers
28-12-2003, 10:32
Well if those don't meet your needs, and you don't wanna fork over the billion dollars for one of these:

http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload3/b-6.jpg

then I can't help you. Sorry. :|
Midlonia
28-12-2003, 10:38
:lol: :lol:
anyway, we do have an older civillian aircraft that is on it's last legs...
http://www.simplecom.net/lclayton/SkymasterinHanger1.JPG
28-12-2003, 10:40
Well if those don't meet your needs, and you don't wanna fork over the billion dollars for one of these:

http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload3/b-6.jpg

then I can't help you. Sorry. :|Skullzz, I'm sorry, but I seriously do not understand why you would want a billion dollar cruise missile ;)
28-12-2003, 10:41
Well if those don't meet your needs, and you don't wanna fork over the billion dollars for one of these:

http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload3/b-6.jpg

then I can't help you. Sorry. :|Skullzz, I'm sorry, but I seriously do not understand why you would want a billion dollar cruise missile ;)

Because it's the only existing reusable cruise missile? :P
28-12-2003, 10:43
Because it's the only existing reusable cruise missile? :PHow the flip do you reuse a kamikaze plane??
28-12-2003, 10:45
Because it's the only existing reusable cruise missile? :PHow the flip do you reuse a kamikaze plane??

Oh, you meant the X-3... I thought you were referring to my Vulture as a cruise missile. The X-3 would be far less than a billion dollars, and it would be clown piloted. We dont even allow the pilots of our Vultures to wear makeup, no clowning for them!
28-12-2003, 10:47
oh yeah, that one was the Mach 3.5 747... got it ;)

(I say 747 cuz a 747 weighs the same :mrgreen:)
28-12-2003, 10:48
oh yeah, that one was the Mach 3.5 747... got it ;)

(I say 747 cuz a 747 weighs the same :mrgreen:)

My plane is sexier than a 747 though and you KNOW it. :P
Petsburg
28-12-2003, 10:48
I'll give you 50 737s in perfect cindition for free
28-12-2003, 10:49
oh yeah, that one was the Mach 3.5 747... got it ;)

(I say 747 cuz a 747 weighs the same :mrgreen:)

My plane is sexier than a 747 though and you KNOW it. :PMy attacker:

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/ntype.jpg

;)
28-12-2003, 10:51
oh yeah, that one was the Mach 3.5 747... got it ;)

(I say 747 cuz a 747 weighs the same :mrgreen:)

My plane is sexier than a 747 though and you KNOW it. :PMy attacker:

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/ntype.jpg

;)

Bah, those canards look like IMPLANTS to me! The Vulture's canards are 100% natural. :wink:
28-12-2003, 10:52
Bah, those canards look like IMPLANTS to me! The Vulture's canards are 100% natural. :wink:yeah, but your Tailerons are soo 5 minutes ago.
28-12-2003, 10:54
Bah, those canards look like IMPLANTS to me! The Vulture's canards are 100% natural. :wink:yeah, but your Tailerons are soo 5 minutes ago.

At least they're not pumped full of Botox and silicone!

Wait... at what point did this argument become NOT about aircraft? :?
28-12-2003, 10:57
Bah, those canards look like IMPLANTS to me! The Vulture's canards are 100% natural. :wink:yeah, but your Tailerons are soo 5 minutes ago.

At least they're not pumped full of Botox and silicone!

Wait... at what point did this argument become NOT about aircraft? :?at least my plane's silicone carries info at 30 billion cycles per second ;)
28-12-2003, 10:59
Bah, those canards look like IMPLANTS to me! The Vulture's canards are 100% natural. :wink:yeah, but your Tailerons are soo 5 minutes ago.

At least they're not pumped full of Botox and silicone!

Wait... at what point did this argument become NOT about aircraft? :?at least my plane's silicone carries info at 30 billion cycles per second ;)

Remember this, only in the realm of aviation can my big black bomber be sexier than your petite interceptor. :wink: