HELP US!
This is an open plea to the international community asking for in ending the civil that has erupted in Leprous Corruption. Here is some background on the conflict:
A few weeks ago, the Leprous Corruption Parliament passed unanimously actions and legislation removing the right to general election of representatives to the Syndicate of Overseers, who in turn ordered the permanent adjournment of Parliament. Soon therafter, the Overseers also ordered our Defense Minister to dissolve our military entirely. Defense Minister Lynch disobeyed the order of our gentle and amiable Syndicate and, in cohorts with top level Generals and Military Officials, ordered our modest military to form a perimeter around our tiny nation. From there they started moving inward toward the heart of our nation and our Capital, New Plymouth, destroying villages, cities, fields, and their own families in a heartless advance. They are met only by an extremely weak resistance force composed mostly of older men, and equipped with little more than molitov cocktails and the occasional hunting rifle.
From this situation we, the Syndicate of Overseers of Leprous Corruption humbly ask you to look into your hearts, and defense budgets, in order to help us in a way that that will not soon be forgotten. Please, help us fight the evil Lynch and his army of brainwashed young leprous men.
EDIT: Here is a map of Leprous Corruption. I hope it adequately illustrates our desperate situation.
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The leader of Myrenic would like to issue this statement to the honored Mr. Lynch.
"Good for you Defence Minister Lynch! May I provide you with mortars, grenades, bombs, fighter jets or tanks? Special price for you my friend!"
I'll cut of half the price now if you pay me double when you win the war.
Yours Respectfully,
-Andrew Williams, Myrenican Defence Minister
DO YOUR OWN MATH-prices already calculated for half-and for 5% extra you can get your order within 28 hours-DO YOUR OWN MATH
Advanced SM M23A Battle Rifle-only $600
clip size-25 bullets
weight(loaded)-7 KG
Range-Maximum-400 meters-comes with 4x magnification scope
Fires-AP or HE shots-compatable with every standard rifle bullet HE rounds have a small gunpowder fuse inside lead jacket
May fire burst mode of full auto-maximum rate of fire-3 shots per second. This is because it is mostly a Semi-auto rifle-burst mode is 9 shots per second
Can be equipped with a silencer
Accuracy-great-with new advanced anti-recoil technology, there is barely any recoil
Firepower-may go through standard house wall-but designed to pierce body armor and stop. HE rounds will discharge in side body armor at approximately .0010456 seconds after impact, usually near heart.
WARNING-not for public use- as both rounds are designed to pierce armor- and the scope and size make it ideal for assasination
Almost any hit can be garenteed as fatal, especially with HE rounds-You don't want to have this weapon on you during a speech, as the blood is likely to spray everyone withing about 5 or 6 feet.
Fully customizeable weapon-customize it to your soldiers liking
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silencer-$100
Can be fitted to any standard barrel size-is adaptable
New liquid sound suppression technology-It also reduces muzzle flash, and is very light.
New extreme strength fibers designed for optimum efficiency. Garenteed 95% sound suppression and muzzle flash suppression
Sten 111-$500
weight-only 2.5 kg when loaded:-)
Magazine size-40 shots per gun-has visual ammo display!
Ment for double usage(one in each arm with shoulder straps)
Type of bullet-whatever fits will work
Range-maximum-50 meters
Designed for full auto with maximum bullet output at 30 rounds per second- which is still overkill
Accuracy-slightly under-it has a wide field of fire
Firepower-It doesn't have the power of the Battle Rifle, but it can pierce body armor after a few hit, and is a true meat grinder...without body armor you will be shredded into a pile of red crap
Warning-NOT FOR POLICE OPERATIONS, AS THE WIDE CONE OF BULLETS IS LIKELY TO HIT INNOCENTS DURING A HOSTAGE SITUATION-It does work for Urban millitary combat though.
It is very poweful when used right, but is best used in urban military combat.
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Standard 12 gauge shotgun-$650
Fires-buckshot,Rubber,and full lead hits.
weight-10 KG when loaded
bullet capacity-12
Maximum Range-8 meters/buckshot,30 meters with Rubber-for maximum effect,10 meters for Full lead hits
Accuracy-all shots are not that accuate-but the buckshot usually hits something, but ideal for Police operations as the rubber round just knocks you down and hurts like crap, and the lead bullet will usually kill without piercing
FirePower-All shots are exceptionally powerful being 12 gauge rounds, and even rubber bullets can kill, so be carefull.
Warning-There isn't really one other than don't sell to public as it is too powerful, and rubber bullets can kill
likely to take off limbs when used at close range with either lethal round
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SM 28 YRSM Sniper Rifle-$800
Fires-Discarding Sabot AP round
Magazine-4 shots
Weight-13.5 KG-kickback is approximately 30 KG of force so watch out!
Maximum range-3000 meters-comes with 2x-10x-25x scope
Accuracy-sickening at close range,but when far away it is pretty good.
Firepower-Will pierce wall made of nothing but 6 mm of Titanium
Warning-WILL PIERCE THROUGH BODY ARMOR LIKE A HOT KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER-IT CAN PIERCE THROUGH MANY DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN ONE SHOT!advised you don't sell to public
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Get sniper pack for only $100!
comes with silencer barrel, bullet making kit, 5 interchangeable barrels, gun oil, and everything a sniper needs to spray his targets body guard with blood!
New Warthog Troop Carrier-$2000-1/4 off
Highly manuverable-4 wheel drive-Heavy duty-Can be dropped from planes-only 2 tons-4 in. Titanium armor with hevy slant-one driver, one passenger riding shotgun-and a choice between a gattling Cannon and two spaces for passengers-choose at no extra price! It is extremely powerful and can pull up to 50 tons of weight buy it self-Maximum speed-60mph on flat ground
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Andmerica Full class Marine-available as seargants-$250 a month, Privates-$100 a month, And Full gear cambat marines-$450 month
Trained to do just about anything-so you can say they are Almost like Navy SEALs!
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New Fuel Rod Gun-only $750 each-shoulder mounted artillary-fires at semi-auto but overheats-fires ark like tragectory-has extensive power core.
Accuracy-its an explosive weapon, what do you expect!?
Firepower-will leavy nothing but burnt pieces of bone and the smell of burnt flesh
It does have a slow moving pulse so you can dodge it!
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Like what you see. Report to my store weapons for sale-still cheap
You may pay after your problem is over and you get 1/4 price for everything
Thank you Andmerica for your generous offer, and merciful financing options. Unfortunately we have neither the time nor expertise to train our own army and still pheasiby fend off Defense Minister Lynch and his army. Thus, we wish to employ a standing military force of:
40,000 privates @ 100 per month = 4,000,000 USD for 1 month
12,000 sargents @ 250 per month = 3,000,000 USD for 1 month
7,000 full gear marines @ 450 per month = 3,150,000 for 1 month
in addition, we eould like to buy outrigt the following pieces of military equipment:
500 Warthog troop carriers @ 2000 = 1,000,000 USD
2000 Sten 111 rifles @ 500 = 1,000,000 USD
total = 11,150,000 USD
figured for 25% as per your generous discount = 2,787,500 USD
also, ammunition (not listed) for Sten 111 rifles. ?????????? USD
We will probably to purchase whatver else you recommend, as our military expertise is limited coming from political background only, and we are buying entirely on (you) credit. As an additional concern, even after we (hopefully) defeat Lynch and his army, we may only be able to pay you in Leprous Corruption's national currenct, the Cigarette. They are full bodied and tasteful, and are currently very competitive with the Euro, so we wee no reason that you sould reject payment in cigarettes.