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26-12-2003, 22:45
ASNB Special Report by Jack Reynolds
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Reynolds: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight on Special Report:
Burning of Books - Has censorship in ASW gone too far?
Christmas Day Massacre - Why aren't we allowed to celebrate religions in ASW?
Midlonian Uranium Markets - Has ASW reached a peak in fighting free trade?
All these stories and more tonight on Special Report. We'll be back after these messages.
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Reynolds: Welcome back to ASNB Special Report. Today, all over the nation, officials have called for the banning of books. The list is lengthy, calling for the annihilation of political, philosophical, historical, religious, and fictional literature. We have a video clip of the announcement.
-Flashes to the Director of Media in front of a podium reading off a prepared speech, waits a few moments and cuts back-
Reynolds: The reasons for the calling of the censorship is to eradicate unorthodox thought against the government. According to the Director of Media, political literature has called for uprisings and violence against established order. In order to prevent anarchy, the government has found it necessary to burn multitudes of books of all different kinds.
Among the books called to be burned are The Communist Manifesto, Capitol, Inferno, Pergatorio, Paradiso, Mein Kampf, Achtung Panzer, The Quran, The Bible (both testaments), Mao's Little Red Book, Effects of Capitalism in Russia, Uncle Tom's Cabin, 1984, Homage to Catalina, The Windchime Legacy, A Clockwork Orange, The Diaries of Anne Frank, and many other great works of the time. Plays, musical recordings, video tapes, and DVDs are even being set to the flame. In the end, the Director of Media theorizes that ASW can be a nation entirely free of "political, religous, and philosophical venom".
In other news...
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(Begin transmission)
Reynolds: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight on Special Report:
Burning of Books - Has censorship in ASW gone too far?
Christmas Day Massacre - Why aren't we allowed to celebrate religions in ASW?
Midlonian Uranium Markets - Has ASW reached a peak in fighting free trade?
All these stories and more tonight on Special Report. We'll be back after these messages.
-Cuts to commercial advertising Food™ brand food.-
Reynolds: Welcome back to ASNB Special Report. Today, all over the nation, officials have called for the banning of books. The list is lengthy, calling for the annihilation of political, philosophical, historical, religious, and fictional literature. We have a video clip of the announcement.
-Flashes to the Director of Media in front of a podium reading off a prepared speech, waits a few moments and cuts back-
Reynolds: The reasons for the calling of the censorship is to eradicate unorthodox thought against the government. According to the Director of Media, political literature has called for uprisings and violence against established order. In order to prevent anarchy, the government has found it necessary to burn multitudes of books of all different kinds.
Among the books called to be burned are The Communist Manifesto, Capitol, Inferno, Pergatorio, Paradiso, Mein Kampf, Achtung Panzer, The Quran, The Bible (both testaments), Mao's Little Red Book, Effects of Capitalism in Russia, Uncle Tom's Cabin, 1984, Homage to Catalina, The Windchime Legacy, A Clockwork Orange, The Diaries of Anne Frank, and many other great works of the time. Plays, musical recordings, video tapes, and DVDs are even being set to the flame. In the end, the Director of Media theorizes that ASW can be a nation entirely free of "political, religous, and philosophical venom".
In other news...
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