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Agents of the TYG SS(Secret service) have placed nukes in several regions around the world. TYG plans to launch very soon...

:twisted: BWAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:

No nation can stop me!

*Edit* TYG has bad grammar

ok you are younger then me and i cant have nukes so if u nuke anyone it will be ignored

The nukes were stolen from other more powerful nations while in transit.

that is bull you dont even have anything to launch them from and everyone will still ignore you

bin laden attacked from a cave in the middle of nowhere, right?

They can ignore if they choose, but it is at their own peril.

The Armed Republic of Dundaine will declare war on you if you say anything about nukes without actually having them

Are there nukes in my country? If so, you are in trouble mein friend. Bel Aire has itself a reverse nuclear device, capable of sending the nuclear devastation back to it's place of origin. If you blast them bombs, you'll be the one picking up the pieces!

bin laden attacked from a cave in the middle of nowhere, right?

They can ignore if they choose, but it is at their own peril.


that made now sense

n00b elimination cannon fired: 600M potatoes at Mach 17

The Republic of dundaine has landed 72 Legolas mechs in the border of your country from a space craft of ours. If you threaten 1 more person I will invade.

I suggest you stand down

Signed,

General Valkyr Gustav
Dictator
Armed Republic of Dundaine

P.S.

I have 12,000 Infantry on the way.

And 72 more mechs will be here within the hour

Scaraba is aiming their infamous fart cannon directly at your country. If fired, the stench will render all living creatures paralyzed with nasal agony. That's right, the Sultan himself has bottled his Farts of Mass Destruction and is poised to use them. Step off, sucka, lest you get blasted with some butt music!

The fart cannon (and the fart cannon only!) has forced The Rogue Nation of TYG to stand down....for now :twisted:

bin laden attacked from a cave in the middle of nowhere, right?

They can ignore if they choose, but it is at their own peril.


that made now sense

It makes sense, don't worry.

I reapeat stand down now!

How? I've already stood down, how can I stand down further...

============||=====||==============
Official Legation from the Kingdom of Chancellory
============||=====||==============
The Kingdom of Chancellory does NOT recognize the rogue
nation of TYG. Due to your threats, we have placed ourselves
upon the highest alert, and shall not rest until your nation
fully disarms.

While we do commend you for surrendering in this regard,
continuence to threaten any other nations, including those
within the Land of Nod, shall result in utter destruction.

You have been warned.

How? I've already stood down, how can I stand down further...

lol

============||=====||==============
Official Legation from the Kingdom of Chancellory
============||=====||==============
The Kingdom of Chancellory does NOT recognize the rogue
nation of TYG. Due to your threats, we have placed ourselves
upon the highest alert, and shall not rest until your nation
fully disarms.

While we do commend you for surrendering in this regard,
continuence to threaten any other nations, including those
within the Land of Nod, shall result in utter destruction.

You have been warned.

Is that so?
The nation of TYG has nothing to disarm. All purported nukes are not in the possession of TYG, but rather an elite group of TYG nationalists. If any military action is taken against TYG, a lauch sequence will automatically be activated. And Yes, they are now pointing directly at YOU. :twisted:

I think i should bring those mechs back down and maybe some tanks and some napalm hmm this could be fun.......

(night for tonight be on tommarow)

The fart cannon (and the fart cannon only!) has forced The Rogue Nation of TYG to stand down....for now :twisted:
That's right! The Sultan basks in his glory, then cuts one so heinous it makes his maids' faces implode. Boo-yah! By the way, TYG is welcome to join the region of the Chosen Four, if it so desires. TG I-rey for the passcode.

It is widely known that the nation of TYG has no method of protection (defense). The Rogue Nation of TYG appeals to other nations in an effort to halt any further aggression. Or to protect TYG in case of any invasion.

Night falls over Chancellory as the burning red sun dips under the broken horizon. The city streets, often filled with the bustle of millions, are vacant, sparesly populated instead with soldiers in march and anti-aircraft emplacements. The populace of the seven major megacities have fled underground, deep into bunkers made long ago for protection from the atomic weapon in times where the Kingdom of Chancellory was but a weaker and more docile nation.

No longer does such a thing exist.

From the River Styx, the first and second naval divisions embark under radio silence out into the Atlantic Ocean, information supplied unto them by the Erciyan psionics department. The second division, holding sway over a potent submarine force, is split into two, with the submersible vehicles dispatched to the lower depths in order to prepare themselves for a greater assault.

In the deserts of Nod, the new mass-driver facilities spring into action. Acting on fresh telemetry data, the long barrels of the X97 Rail platforms arch skyward, achieving a new position targetting the nation of TYG. These too, as so all military stations in Chancellory, are sturdy cement bunkers, exposing only the breach of their enigmatic but revered cannons.

These images flash before the command screens of the Chancellorian King, Marculleas Aurillius, as he sits within a heavy leather chair, deep below the capitol of Blackgate within the Military Dispatch center, a massive underground complex of caves and tunnels that open into a long command center, shielded by nearly a mile of earth. As his court mills about behind him, he keys up the launching orders for the 1st Air division, and within moments, three wings of Chronos F76 fighters are readied for launch, their payloads including wide-dispersal cluster bombs.

A letter is quickly handed into the cloaked figure of the king, it's contents troubling to him. "So they've targetted us. This folly may result in the death of millions."He raps his fingers upon one of his chair's keypads, , the main viewscreen within the room now focused upon the Atlantic fleet, which plods away in deep silence.

---

The Astron-class Submarine Aegis strafes silently beneath the waves, its contingent of fast attack and fellow Astron-class Submarines in tow at near crush depths. A red light rouses the young captain of the Aegis from his momentary torpor, alerting him to an update from the King. With a grim nod, he orders the ship's missile launch tubes loaded with the new ammunition from the Chancellorian armory. Missiles with the telltale radiation badge enscribed upon their warheads.

---

King Aurrellius turns his attention back to the viewscreen, and gives his edict. "Order the rogue nation to stand down their weapons. If they even give the inclanation they shall strike...open fire."

To the 'rouge' nation of TYG:



On the orders of the Security Council of the Republic of Tilax I hereby inform you that the government of Tilax is committed to neutralizing all threats to Tilax's national security. An Army of observation shall remain within striking distance of your territory until we can confirm that you are no longer a threat to Tilax.


With Regards
Field Marshall Paul Verrah, C-in-C 2nd Army

To: Rouge Nation of TYG:

HRH's government sees the stupidity of your claims, we can only mine uranium, and at that to a cost of lives from our civillian poulation, Midlonia sees you as a threat and will dispatch armed forces to your area if necessary......

Regards, Midlonian Prime Minister Habbak Shariff


OOC: this message was typed by the PM himself, he must be taking you very seriously to reply "in person"

OKAY THEN! Prepare to die :twisted:
Ignore cannon firing.

Agents of the TYG SS(Secret service) have placed nukes in several regions around the world. TYG plans to launch very soon...

:twisted: BWAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:

No nation can stop me!

*Edit* TYG has bad grammar
Filled out by: Theliberator
Directed at: TYG

Congratulations (your name here)! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadriplegic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time. You are a: (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[X] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[X ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[X] Twit
[ ] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
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Your post was: (check all that apply)
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[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
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[X ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[X ] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ trolley
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[ ] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[X] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
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[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
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[ ] Actually post something relevant
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In closing, I?d like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] I hate you
[ ] Most of the above
[X ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[X] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.

Cheers and Good Day!

OOC: if any nukes are pointed at me, they will be shoved back up your A**

hahahaha

IGNORED

http://mirror.surprise.com/images/ideas_amazon/12425_01.jpg
meet our ignore spatula.

BANG!
And the ignore cannon reaches you.
You have never had any nucleur devices:
You have never existed:
You will never exist:

Have a nice day nothing.

What took the nerd patrol so long to reply?
:lol:

Please dont insult me or anyone else for that matter :tantrum:

What took the nerd patrol so long to reply?
:lol:Your post was so dumb it put us all into shock :wink:

TYG, I reccomend that you shut up before mommy comes home and yells at you for using the big boy machine.

Apparently he's so stupid he can't come up with a comeback in 15 minutes.

Apparently he's so stupid he can't come up with a comeback in 15 minutes. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: soooooooooo true!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The comback took so long because I was not even online...dorks

I'm probably older than all of you combined anyway.
You guys should go change your diapers.


*edit* The entire thread was meant as a Joke anyway.

The comback took so long because I was not even online...dorks

I'm probably older than all of you combined anyway.
You guys should go change your diapers.you should go change YOUR diaper, Grandpa. Don't want to scare away the mentally stable people with your consistent noob babble and your stench. Oh, and read my SIRF.( hopefully your not that dumb as to not know what that means :lol: )

The comback took so long because I was not even online...dorks

I'm probably older than all of you combined anyway.
You guys should go change your diapers.


*edit* The entire thread was meant as a Joke anyway.

We were on the verge of pressing the big red button that said "Launch Ignore Cruise Missile" when we received this. But we weren't quick enough to stop the button from being pressed. Oopsie.

OOC: You should've made it more obvious it was a joke :)

OOC:

What the hell is it with you people? Not TYG, but Dimmimar, The Zoogies, TheLiberator, and Silverlecim. Why could'nt you, instead of posting drivel that was bordering on flaming, either try and salvage an RP, or tell this guy how to RP properly.

You think you know everything, and that everytime someone younger than you comes along making a stupid thread, you can fire "teh UBER n00b IGNORE cannon/missile/gun/bomb/rocket at them". Thats not what NS is about. Learn it properly guys.


[/rant]


IC:

<Message>
TO: TYG government
FROM: MAFCC

May we suggest standing down your arms, and possibly calling in aid to help deal with the extremist problem. They will get your country destroyed. If you so wish, McLeod03 will happily aid you in ridding your country of these over-zealous scum once and for all.

What the hell is it with you people? Not TYG, but Dimmimar, The Zoogies, TheLiberator, and Silverlecim. Why could'nt you, instead of posting drivel that was bordering on flaming, either try and salvage an RP, or tell this guy how to RP properly.

You think you know everything, and that everytime someone younger than you comes along making a stupid thread, you can fire "teh UBER n00b IGNORE cannon/missile/gun/bomb/rocket at them". Thats not what NS is about. Learn it properly guys.ummmmmm, no thanks. I'll do what i want on NS( though i very greatly see your point.)

and learn how to spell, it's Jealous, not Zealous. :roll:

and learn how to spell, it's Jealous, not Zealous. :roll:


OOC:

How old are you, six, seven months? Do you know what a dictionary is? Look up zealous.

how old are you? Are you still in your mother's womb? :roll: Tell TYG to make it more obvious that this was a joke, and shut up. :roll:

how old are you? Are you still in your mother's womb? :roll: Tell TYG to make it more obvious that this was a joke, and shut up. :roll:

Old enough to know that zealous is a word. This is NS. The forums are meant for role-playing. If i suddenly made a thread saying i had nuclear weapons en route to your country, would you make me say it was a joke? No. You would either RP, or, as is more likely in your case, fire the ignore cannon and start taking the mick. So learn what RPing is, or you'll find people won't talk to you.

To clarify, I didn't mean that as an insult...when I was first reading this post it seemed as if TYG actually deserved an ignore cannon at his nation since it's so unrealistic...then he said it was a joke.

Note the smiley face.

To clarify, I didn't mean that as an insult...when I was first reading this post it seemed as if TYG actually deserved an ignore cannon at his nation since it's so unrealistic...then he said it was a joke.

Note the smiley face.same here, except for the smiley. Mcleaod3, i know how to role play, i just didn't know he was joking, i thought he was acting like a regular noob. TYG, i am sorry. As for mcleoad3, no comment, as it would be "unfit role playing" in your eyes.

You should all treat every thread that you find stupid as a joke. I thought he was serious as well, that's why I aimed the ol' fart cannon. And if you can't come up with something witty, then just ignore it. The first lame post from a new nation isn't something to attack, it's something to learn from. Snotty statements from old nations are just bullying. (Bullying with good reason, but still...) Also, I really liked the SILF, but it should be reserved for really annoying losers that constantly make themselves a nuisance. Dig?

You should all treat every thread that you find stupid as a joke. I thought he was serious as well, that's why I aimed the ol' fart cannon. And if you can't come up with something witty, then just ignore it. The first lame post from a new nation isn't something to attack, it's something to learn from. Snotty statements from old nations are just bullying. (Bullying with good reason, but still...) Also, I really liked the SILF, but it should be reserved for really annoying losers that constantly make themselves a nuisance. Dig?yeah, i dig :wink: .

Thank you McLeod03.

I should have specified that it was a not serious thread (I hate to use the word 'serious' being that this while thing is RP).

My nation is still new, and I was testing this whole thing out. I thought I'd stir things up a bit.

I have no nukes etc... :P

Thank you McLeod03.

I should have specified that it was a not serious thread (I hate to use the word 'serious' being that this while thing is RP).

My nation is still new, and I was testing this whole thing out. I thought I'd stir things up a bit.

I have no nukes etc... :PTYG, i can't express my embarrasment and my sorrow for what i said. I wish you luck in NS. Again, i am sorry :oops:

Dude, it really wasn't a problem. I actually found your post (the list) quite amusing.

I don't take things seriously in general. Especially on a message board.

Peace :wink: