26-12-2003, 04:35
Ving seeks information on the descendants of Penghis Khan, his illustrious ancestor from the tenth century.
Regrettably every member he has managed to locate thus far, has perished under unfortunate circumstances, and all that were once known to him are no more.
Ving has enlisted his team of crackpot Olympian Duelling Lawyers in this mission, who must make up for their disgrace in the latest round of UN proposals.
They have been instructed to offer to leaders of other Nations a fine stainless steel sabre, and a case of best preserved meerkat flavoured salami, in exchange for useful news of any other direct descendants of the mighty Penghis. (Their location, occupation, offspring, that sort of thing.)
He is especially interested in any sightings of Elvhis Khan, last purported to be buried in Grassland. Elvhis died from choking on a piece of all too delicious meerkat flavoured salami (speculation abounds on the source of this scurrilous rumour), but posthumous sightings have been recently reported, to Ving's annoyance.
He hates to be reminded of the tragic loss, that is all.
Any information that will help settle the agitation of his Most Serene Flippocrat, would be much appreciated by the Olympic Duelling Lawyers of Ving.
Regrettably every member he has managed to locate thus far, has perished under unfortunate circumstances, and all that were once known to him are no more.
Ving has enlisted his team of crackpot Olympian Duelling Lawyers in this mission, who must make up for their disgrace in the latest round of UN proposals.
They have been instructed to offer to leaders of other Nations a fine stainless steel sabre, and a case of best preserved meerkat flavoured salami, in exchange for useful news of any other direct descendants of the mighty Penghis. (Their location, occupation, offspring, that sort of thing.)
He is especially interested in any sightings of Elvhis Khan, last purported to be buried in Grassland. Elvhis died from choking on a piece of all too delicious meerkat flavoured salami (speculation abounds on the source of this scurrilous rumour), but posthumous sightings have been recently reported, to Ving's annoyance.
He hates to be reminded of the tragic loss, that is all.
Any information that will help settle the agitation of his Most Serene Flippocrat, would be much appreciated by the Olympic Duelling Lawyers of Ving.