Skullzz 1st annual Torturefest!
The moment the Dark Legions of Skullzz have patiently waited for has arrived. Today, December 25, 2003 is the date of the first annual Torturefest, sponsored by the Skullzz government. It looks like we're going to have a lot to compete with next year, all of the most famous torture artists in Skullzz have turned up. In addition, there are multiple "torture shops", in which aspiring artists can buy their own torture tools, or take free courses on the art of torture. Security is high today, as we have received a number of threats, all of which are viewed as having terrorist nature. My citizens do not know terror, and as such we have an attendance that looks like it might surpass a million people.
Foreigners are welcome, but they may not come armed. Only Skullzz citizens are allowed to bring firearms to the event, as they are allowed to everywhere else.
mMmm sounds great.
I would like to come to this gatherin of art folks...
I will send a rep. there asap .
Also on display today is the Skullzz Armageddon tank, an Apocalypse II variant exclusively availiable to Skullzz and its closest allies. For the first time, we are declassifying its specs:
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Stock photo
Armament: Two 165mm guns, one 20mm machine gun, two 7.62mm machine guns, one SAM tube
Crew: Six
Length (gun forward): 40 ft
Width: 13 ft
Height: 9.5 ft
Armor: Chobham composite on top of rolled homogenous steel, double layer Chobham in front
Engine: 3000 hp gas turbine
Range: 200 miles
Speed: 55 mph
Jangle Jangle Ridge
25-12-2003, 19:15
Can outsiders compete? I wanna show off my skills. I have some nice skills with acids and electrically charged metal...
Can outsiders compete? I wanna show off my skills. I have some nice skills with acids and electrically charged metal...
Yes, but its a bring your own victim type thing.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
25-12-2003, 19:27
That's ok. I have high priest I want to get rid of. Called me disgusting, just because I'm a demon.
That's ok. I have high priest I want to get rid of. Called me disgusting, just because I'm a demon.
Sounds like it will be quite the exhibit. :twisted:
Jangle Jangle Ridge
25-12-2003, 19:43
Should I just bring a car battery for electricity? I know it's a little small, but the my 1,000, 000 volt Tesla Coil is just a bother to carry around.
Should I just bring a car battery for electricity? I know it's a little small, but the my 1,000, 000 volt Tesla Coil is just a bother to carry around.
We have adequate power available at every stage.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
25-12-2003, 19:53
Ok. Are live animals allowed to be used? Opening a vein and letting a centipede crawl into it is very amusing. I also have burrowing mice.
Ok. Are live animals allowed to be used? Opening a vein and letting a centipede crawl into it is very amusing. I also have burrowing mice.
Of course!
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Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 21:42
I'll join, and bring my best torture artist... he's known by the public as Jack D. Ripper. Beautiful work with barbed wire, electricity, and fire...
The Macabees
25-12-2003, 22:07
I would like to introduce the Steel Danzel (get it.. Iron Maiden.. haha... cough..haha).
It's a large "coffin" type device in which you put the subject in. It works quite easily, only If your a sick minded person, unlike me, you can actually see the guy get slaughtered.
As you close the coffin you press a simple red button and a gigantic blade cuts the person through the ankles, just to get the torture in. Then, small needles slowly pin the person in, forcing him talk, you can program the device so that it inserts some type of drug. If he doesn't talk then you can push the several commands so that it slices off certain parts of the body.
The Iron Maiden just killed the man right off the bat.
Amazing. I think my torture artists will be quite interested in these devices.
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 23:10
Amazing. I think my torture artists will be quite interested in these devices.
Pfft, the best tortures are created by simplistic devices. Just ask D. Ripper. He's mastered a particularly gruesome technique that I think will be gauranteed to earn ASW a spot in the international eyes; at least a negative one... :D
Amazing. I think my torture artists will be quite interested in these devices.
Pfft, the best tortures are created by simplistic devices. Just ask D. Ripper. He's mastered a particularly gruesome technique that I think will be gauranteed to earn ASW a spot in the international eyes; at least a negative one... :D
Yes, but torture technology is also welcomed in The Dark Legions of Skullzz.
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 23:14
Amazing. I think my torture artists will be quite interested in these devices.
Pfft, the best tortures are created by simplistic devices. Just ask D. Ripper. He's mastered a particularly gruesome technique that I think will be gauranteed to earn ASW a spot in the international eyes; at least a negative one... :D
Yes, but torture technology is also welcomed in The Dark Legions of Skullzz.
Why import high-priced techniques? I mean, rope, knives, carnivorous sewer rats, razor blades, alcohol, gasoline, and matches are all you need! When the contest starts, you'll see... 8)
Why import high-priced techniques? I mean, rope, knives, carnivorous sewer rats, razor blades, alcohol, gasoline, and matches are all you need! When the contest starts, you'll see... 8)
We have many torture artists who use older methods, but many also like to use fancy toys. It's simply a matter of taste. :P
Jangle Jangle Ridge
25-12-2003, 23:18
I always favored some paper clips, small animals, acid, and a couple pairs of pliers. And of course, knives. Hedge clippers are useful...
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 23:19
Why import high-priced techniques? I mean, rope, knives, carnivorous sewer rats, razor blades, alcohol, gasoline, and matches are all you need! When the contest starts, you'll see... 8)
We have many torture artists who use older methods, but many also like to use fancy toys. It's simply a matter of taste. :P
Makes sense; you see, we're a traditionalist nation when it comes to torture... just ask the guy who had his arms ripped off in a thresher, ate his manhood, and then steam-rolled over.
Why import high-priced techniques? I mean, rope, knives, carnivorous sewer rats, razor blades, alcohol, gasoline, and matches are all you need! When the contest starts, you'll see... 8)
We have many torture artists who use older methods, but many also like to use fancy toys. It's simply a matter of taste. :P
Makes sense; you see, we're a traditionalist nation when it comes to torture... just ask the guy who had his arms ripped off in a thresher, ate his manhood, and then steam-rolled over.
Ever do the four horses? Well, we prefer to use the four Corvettes. :twisted:
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 23:22
Why import high-priced techniques? I mean, rope, knives, carnivorous sewer rats, razor blades, alcohol, gasoline, and matches are all you need! When the contest starts, you'll see... 8)
We have many torture artists who use older methods, but many also like to use fancy toys. It's simply a matter of taste. :P
Makes sense; you see, we're a traditionalist nation when it comes to torture... just ask the guy who had his arms ripped off in a thresher, ate his manhood, and then steam-rolled over.
Ever do the four horses? Well, we prefer to use the four Corvettes. :twisted:
Ever do the 4 T-90 MBT's? I thought not... :twisted: So when's this contest going underway?
Ever do the 4 T-90 MBT's? I thought not... :twisted: So when's this contest going underway?
Not a contest, an exhibition. Everyone is a winner except for the victims.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
25-12-2003, 23:23
Actually, I changed my mind. I'm going to use the worse kind of torture devices in the work: Bootleg copies of "Frosty Returns" with cameos by Peewee Herman and Barney. We will certainly win!
Jangle Jangle Ridge
25-12-2003, 23:24
Ever do the 4 T-90 MBT's? I thought not... :twisted: So when's this contest going underway?
Not a contest, an exhibition. Everyone is a winner except for the victims.
Shucks. We'll still be awed though!
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 23:24
Ever do the 4 T-90 MBT's? I thought not... :twisted: So when's this contest going underway?
Not a contest, an exhibition. Everyone is a winner except for the victims.
Oh, exhibition! Good enough, then I'm bringing the whole torture show; even my dictator (he has a torture fetish, yknow). Damn straight... :D So when is it?
The Macabees
25-12-2003, 23:26
OOC: You know what's always nice? The British and American method to deal with pirates. They would lock them up in a steel cage and the body would rot after a while (of course it would be locked alive) and just the skull would remain when the rest of the bones dropped to the sea. Painful huh.
Ever do the 4 T-90 MBT's? I thought not... :twisted: So when's this contest going underway?
Not a contest, an exhibition. Everyone is a winner except for the victims.
Oh, exhibition! Good enough, then I'm bringing the whole torture show; even my dictator (he has a torture fetish, yknow). Damn straight... :D So when is it?
It's going on at this very moment! :roll:
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 23:32
Ever do the 4 T-90 MBT's? I thought not... :twisted: So when's this contest going underway?
Not a contest, an exhibition. Everyone is a winner except for the victims.
Oh, exhibition! Good enough, then I'm bringing the whole torture show; even my dictator (he has a torture fetish, yknow). Damn straight... :D So when is it?
It's going on at this very moment! :roll:
:? Whoops. Are we doin this in a seperate thread or not? Cuz if we aren't enough chitchat, let's get this onthe road.
Ever do the 4 T-90 MBT's? I thought not... :twisted: So when's this contest going underway?
Not a contest, an exhibition. Everyone is a winner except for the victims.
Oh, exhibition! Good enough, then I'm bringing the whole torture show; even my dictator (he has a torture fetish, yknow). Damn straight... :D So when is it?
It's going on at this very moment! :roll:
:? Whoops. Are we doin this in a seperate thread or not? Cuz if we aren't enough chitchat, let's get this onthe road.
Yes yes, take a look around! Did you think those tortured screams were just someone watching a Friends re-run? Wait, that was what those tortured screams were. :?
Jangle Jangle Ridge
26-12-2003, 01:19
*laughs maniacally at a man, twitching uncontrollably as he screams, horrible frosty-ness driving him insane*
*laughs maniacally at a man, twitching uncontrollably as he screams, horrible frosty-ness driving him insane*
Ah, the horror. :twisted: