Santa shot down!
Shinoxia
25-12-2003, 06:23
Radars spotted an unidentified object flying over Anatarctic territory just 10 minutes ago. Thinking it was an attack anti-aircraft lit up the sky and shot down ol Chris Cringle.
I appologize to all boys and girls as theyll be no presents this year. :cry: :wink:
Jangle Jangle Ridge
25-12-2003, 06:24
It's Kris Kringle, I think. I'm not sure. I would prefer the name of a pointed weapon over Chris by FAR.
Shinoxia
25-12-2003, 06:27
NEWS FLASH:
It appears the Easter Bunny has taken on the load of delivering presents to the good boys and girls of the world this year. Thanks to the Easter Bunny.
In order to lighten the load the Easter Bunny had to get rid of the uranium that was asked for by some nations, sorry guys. :)
damnit.. I was gonna wait until midnight my time to do it :cry: :cry: how could you shinoxia!
Shinoxia
25-12-2003, 06:31
Well it appears ol Santa reached my region first Douijin. :)
Cayo Voice of the Worker, Report 25th 12th 2003
Reports are coming in this morning that the capitalistic dog Santa Clause has been shot down over the Artic area. El presidente Babooska of Cayo was quoted as saying "It is symbolic of the future fall of capitalism in our world."
Jangle Jangle Ridge
25-12-2003, 06:32
ANOTHER NEW FLASH: Since I hate bunnies, I shot the old EB with orbital railguns and killed him, along with the sled and all the backup sleds.
Reports are coming in this morning that the capitalistic dog Santa Clause has been shot down over the Artic area. El presidente Babooska of Cayo was quoted as saying "It is symbolic of the future fall of capitalism in our world."
Amen
Euroslavia
25-12-2003, 06:57
im pretty sure its Chris Kringle. Its from Santa Clause, the movie (1st one) on his overcoat, it shows C.K.
umm.. its KK :p watch the movie again mr.
Shinoxia
25-12-2003, 07:00
*looks at body*
O his name is Chris Kringle...than whos Chris Krinkle....o crap! :shock:
And, if you search www.google.com for Chris Kringle, there are 5,800 returned queries, and the best one on the list is a msn.groups.com site... the rest of the first page is a musician. Now, you search Kris Kringle and there is over 300000 returned queries and most of them are about santa claus.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
25-12-2003, 07:01
Oooh, you're good, Santa-boy!
...not to mention, the movie spells "Santa Claus" wrong anyways. They use "Clause" with an E, as a pun. You know? You'd have to have seen the movie... but I think it DOES say C.K. in the movie on his PJs... only because his REAL initials are C.K. (or he wears Calvin Klein pyjamas) or something crazy like that. ANYWAYS, my point still stands that it's Kris Kringle. Even though the movie... is wrong. That is all. xoxo~ toria
No Santa...I LOVE Santa! NO! This is the worst news EVER!
Henceland Omega
25-12-2003, 07:11
::Holy Emperor Corran hears the news about Santa getting shot down::
Corran: You know... I always wished we lived a few time zones east, we wouldn't've had to worry about this! Now we won't get any presents!
Tempest: Your Hencenes,, even if we lived to the east, we'd've had to worry about it NEXT...
Corran: Shh! Let me be!
No! I got him first!
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=108063&highlight=
At 11pm local time Matich Special Forces busted into a prison and saved santa.His back up slay was delivered and he is now delivering presents.
Eastern ireland
26-12-2003, 04:38
santa is dead ****wooo hooo****
Jangle Jangle Ridge
26-12-2003, 04:49
*santa reaches his hand into the bag, and pulls out a 10 KT nuclear warhead, which detonates*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The Zoogie People
26-12-2003, 04:49
He's not dead, he's downed.
Our troops have captured Santa and are interogatting him as we speak. :D
Shinoxia
26-12-2003, 04:53
The region of The Snowy Lands of Antarctica are putting Santa on a 1.5 billion randsom, if you ppl want your presents youll have to pay a fee. :twisted:
Jangle Jangle Ridge
26-12-2003, 04:56
Tarenteor launches a modified SS-18 missile with 50 MT nuclear payload and adamantium/adamantite outer armor at Santa. Then he blasts santa with his railguns, and then launches HAVOC and sidewinder missiles at him.
Henceland Omega
26-12-2003, 06:15
Corran: Woah... I think SOMEBODY needs to be visited by a few Christmas ghosts...
Eastern ireland
27-12-2003, 08:20
ba humbug
Oh God...
I saw mom humpin Santa just now! :idea:
Sybaritia
27-12-2003, 09:51
Santa being a magickal creation would need to be hit with something other than weapons based on science... Just so's you know. :D
Either way... we don't celebrate Christmas in Sybaritia... we're just nice to everyone all year round. We do however celebrate the winter solstice just like we did before Christmas came along.
Hmmm... a Christian holiday with links to a magickal character... there's something really scr3wey going on there. :wink:
T. Funk Shabata - Consul - Sybaritia
Har Land
27-12-2003, 09:53
Radars spotted an unidentified object flying over Anatarctic territory just 10 minutes ago. Thinking it was an attack anti-aircraft lit up the sky and shot down ol Chris Cringle.
I appologize to all boys and girls as theyll be no presents this year. :cry: :wink:
http://perso.wanadoo.es/huerva/hohoho.jpg
:D