Coup D'etat Successful
Greetings Comrades! I am the new dictator of Maomarxland, recently my communist military and I overthrew the previously existing government in a "peaceful" manner. The previous government was deemed "to democratic" by me, so we pulled a pseudo-bolshevik revolution on the capitalist swine! Ahahahahahaha. Well, anyway, I just wanted to introduce myself.
Presidente Babooska
Presidential Palace
Revolution Square
Cayo City
Dear Comrade,
Let me congratulate you on the success of your rise! After After discussion with my cabinet it has been decided that if you formally announce the socialist nature of your rule, we will support you by providing arms in order to defend yourself against domestic and foreign counter-revolutionary forces.
Congratulations Comrade,
El Presidente
Thank you comrade,
Once the democratic resistence is quelled you should come over to my mansion. Thank you for the support!
Dictator
Hmmm... just another n00b trying to get attention.
Congratulations on your successful defeat of the "capitalist swine" my country had a similar conflict at its origin. Vive Revolution! J/K lol.
John Bernhardt
25-12-2003, 05:57
OOC:Some communist you are. Why are you living in a mansion when the working class of your country is fitted in tenements and shacks? You guys are always the ones complaining about inequalities between the social class and the rich. The rich worked hard to earn their great lifestyle. Your not an extreme communist, democrat, liberal, socialist, marxist and all the other names for it. My states despise of leftists and your kind.
Your state can't really do much about it now can it?
OOC: I'm grumpy, so sue me.
Most of the time, the populace wishes for their beloved, benevolent dictators to live in commonly held luxurious mansions. Even if it means they can't eat for a week.
The counter-revolutionary attitude of some nation representatives is worrying. I too live in the presidential palace, however this building also serves as our nations parliament and government offices.
Glorious Humanity
25-12-2003, 06:46
Harry Fox was looking forward to going home for Christmas when the messenger arrived at the door. The Director of Military Intelligence was in his office counting the seconds till he could pack up when there was a knock.
Oh Jeez... "Enter!" he called.
The messenger wore a plain Army uniform. Most of the couriers were pulled from the grunt ranks. In his hands was a sealed envelope. He came to attention and saluted the Director. Fox tossed the salute back halfheartedly, praying this was nothing spectacular.
"Sir, I was told to deliver this to you personally," the man offered the envelope. Fox tore it open with his bare hands and read the message inside. Then he looked up at the man.
"So, what's the big deal? Another revolution, they happen all the time."
"This is a Communist revolution sir," the soldier answered hesitantly. That earned a derisive snort.
"You mean it's a 'We'd like the world to believe we're Communist' revolution," Fox grinned. "Well, I'll deal with it later. If all their going to do is wave flags and proclaim independance, they can do that." He stood up and stretched. Finally time to go home. "Dismissed, sergeant."