war
generals and the president are exucuted
The Unreal Soldiers
25-12-2003, 02:57
Sound the alarms!!!!
Noob alert!! All personnel to battle stations! Code Lock, repeat Code Lock!
why dont you join the attack against pan handle he is weak
The Unreal Soldiers
25-12-2003, 02:59
what do you mean
Your first post makes no sense whatsoever.
The Unreal Soldiers
25-12-2003, 03:00
why dont you join the attack against pan handle he is weak
The nation of Pan Handle is more than twice as large as you are. Yes, he is weak, though you are weaker.
you know him? he is my friend
Euroslavia
25-12-2003, 03:01
why dont you join the attack against pan handle he is weak
just because someone is weak doesnt give you the go-ahead to attack. If that were true, we would have wiped you out already.
The Unreal Soldiers
25-12-2003, 03:02
you know him? he is my friend
What makes you think I know him?
my economy is powerhouse and i have awsome weapons, by the way want to buy some weapons
you know him? he is my friend
What makes you think I know him?
never mind
The Unreal Soldiers
25-12-2003, 03:04
my economy is powerhouse and i have awsome weapons, by the way want to buy some weapons
You only have 10 million people, you are nothing. The most "awesome" weapons you could have would be an RPG or maybe a tank.
well it doesnt really matter does it
my economy is powerhouse and i have awsome weapons, by the way want to buy some weapons
You only have 10 million people, you are nothing. The most "awesome" weapons you could have would be an RPG or maybe a tank.
well i have shotguns F14 tomcats and wart hogs (assault vehicles) and M1A2s
are you bummed about me attacking pan handle it is only a game
The Unreal Soldiers
25-12-2003, 03:07
my economy is powerhouse and i have awsome weapons, by the way want to buy some weapons
You only have 10 million people, you are nothing. The most "awesome" weapons you could have would be an RPG or maybe a tank.
well i have shotguns F14 tomcats and wart hogs (assault vehicles) and M1A2s
You have shotguns?!?! O, I am so sorry, I will never mess with you again.
Layarteb
25-12-2003, 03:10
havent they banned you yet for nonsensical n00b spam posts?
I think Blindcatz is like, eight years old.
The Macabees
25-12-2003, 03:11
OH MY FUCKING GOD... if Unreal Soldiers doesnt shut the fuck up I will ally with the n00b... lol j/k carry on
No really. Don't be so mean :lol:
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25-12-2003, 03:11
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The Unreal Soldiers
25-12-2003, 03:11
are you bummed about me attacking pan handle it is only a game
Im not bummed, Im annoyed. Many nations get angry when they see small stupid nations invading other small nations "just because" or "they are weak".
Keep it up and your liable to get taken over by a large country.
Layarteb
25-12-2003, 03:12
lol i love that form. btw you didn't fill out more of hte stuff up top :)
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 03:14
lol i love that form. btw you didn't fill out more of hte stuff up top :)
Better? :D
The Most Glorious Hack
25-12-2003, 03:17
Enough already people. This thread would have died if you hadn't responded. You certainly don't need to be flaming the newbies. It really doesn't help.
And you should know better.