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Joint Near-Future Storefront (Space/Air/Sea/Guns/Babies)

Froggyliciousness
25-12-2003, 01:21
Note: The reason I recopied this is that it's more convenient to just view the page here rather than click the link and wait for the pics to load, etc. I'm visiting in Seattle for Christmas and the pics don't show well on this 28.8Krap modem, so all the pics aren't up. If you want to see all the pics, click HERE (www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/)


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Welcome! Here you will find quality movies, starships, and small arms. We all have teamed up to give you the best deal anywhere!



Movies:

Bob The Slob The Movie:

A tale of a Slob who has wanted to go to the Express Lane all his life. Rated ICA for Intense Crappy Animation.

10 USD per DVD-FROG

(Actual movie's link will be telegrammed to you after you order.)


Bob The Slob Part 2: Revenge Of Bob

Frog Boy ruined his evil plans last time. He. Wants. Revenge.

10 USD per DVD-FROG

(Actual movie's link will be telegrammed to you after you order.)



POOP MOVIE THE MOVIE

Made by a 4 year old. Great plot involving a mutant cowboy.
5 USD per 4YO-SDVD

(Actual movie's link will be telegrammed to you after you order.)

Starships:


Custom List (For customizing weaponry on ships, only on FroggyWorld Starships, not the derelicts)

Prices are PER weapon extra:

Mini Phase Cannon (Fighters only) Extra 20 mil
Phase Cannon (Cruiser, Carrier, Battleship only) Extra 50 mil
Phr0g cannon (Planet Bombardier only) Extra 10 Bil
Super Yummi Industries' "Crater Maker Delux" (Planet Bombardier only) Extra 5 Bil
Laser (Fighter, Cruiser, destroyer only) Extra 30 mil
Kylem Weaponry's "Medium Beam" (40 mil), "Light Beam" (20 mil)"Heavy Beam" (80 mil)(Carrier, destroyer, Bombardier only)
Kylem Weaponry's "BioSpheres" (Bombardier only) (200 mil)

Note: This is for EXTRA hardpoints. Like if you ordered the Tadpole, the standard armament is 2 mini phase cannons, and there's three hardpoints, so you could mount one more extra weapon, the MPC. Or, you could take, say, the Destroyer, and order it with four heavy beams (would blow a chunk out of most ships), as it has 4 hardpoints. If you still don't get it, just order the standard configuration.



Tadpole Class Fighter

Small and nimble, these adaptations of widely bought fighters have shielding (RARE ON FIGHTERS), and can take out any space target with ease.


200 mil/fighter

Hardpoints:

One on each wing (two wings), one front.

Standard Armament:

Mini Phase Cannon on both wings.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/fighter.jpg

Frog Class Destroyer

Need an "average" ship that can take out stations, and ships? This is your ship!

500 mil/destroyer

Hardpoints:

Two on each wing (two wings)
One rear, one front

Standard Armament:

One Medium Beam on each wing, heavy beam on front, light beam on back

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/destroyer.jpg

Toad Class Cruiser

Big and powerful, this is your ship if you want to take out big bases, giant ships, and turrets. Not for planetary attack. (5 Bil/Cruiser)

Hardpoints:

6 on each wing, 3 in front, 2 back.


Standard Armament:

Four Lasers on each wing, two Phase Cannons on front.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/cruiser.jpg



Mama Phr0g Carrier:

Can hold 500 fighters. Medium weaponry. Made for fighter dispersal and support roles. (6 Bil/Carrier) Version 2 can make a small crater on a planet and holds the same amount of fighters. (10 bil/V2)

Hardpoints:

Two on each wing, two on front. One on back.

Standard Armament: Medium beam on both wings, light beam on both wings, and two Phase Cannons on front.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/carrier.jpg


Version 2:

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/carrier_2.jpg


Planetary Bombardier:

Just out of the reach of the UN, this baby can devastate a planet. But don't tell the enemy that! (100 Bil/Bombardier) It's even got space for unorthodox weapons *cough* But we don't carry any, so you'll have to buy them elsewhere. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=79082&highlight=)

Four wings.

Hard Points

3 on each wing. One on front.

Standard Weaponry:

Cargo Hold

One "BioSphere" dispersal mechanism on front

One Heavy Beam on each wing

One Crater Maker on each wing

One phr0g cannon on each wing.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/planetBombardier.jpg




When the laser hits, it dispels chunks of hydrogen and helium. Some of the hydrogen ignites for a few milliseconds before the oxygen by-product of the laser shot is used up. This is represented by the following equation

2H2 (g)+ O2 (g) ----> 2 H2O (l)

Also, three lead projectiles are fired using the oxygen buildup. Some become oxides.

2Pb (s)+ O2 (g) ----> 2PbO (s)

The chemicals unique to FroggyWorld used in the propellant can be contained in a tank of hydrogen for easy cleanup. Aw (Actiwinote) and Tp (Tadpolinine)

2Aw (g) + H2 (g) ----> 2 AwH (s)

Tp (s) + 3 H2 (g) ----> TpH6

Aw (g) + Tp (s) ----> TpAw


The sun is now completely destroyed. All the hydrogen is either turned into water or reacting with the lead. The helium is dispelled into space.

Other Ships:

We found these in an asteroid field abandoned. We fixed them up, added stuff, made them powerful, and now are selling them at discount prices! Great quality!



Alpha Class Fighter. It seems to have shielding, and a very very advanced propulsion system. It generates small wormholes, so it can go almost anywhere. It is armed with two phaser arrays, a mini projectile launcher, and a very intelligent on board computer. Only 700 million! Also, it comes with landing struts, and works well for atmospheric flight.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/fighter2.bmp

Computer generated image. Note what look like cracks in the cockpit window are actually sections of the HUD. Each section contains a different readout.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/fighter2pic2.bmp

The fighter is in orbit of a planet with a distant star.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/fighter2pic3.bmp

The ship comes out of a generated wormhole.



Beta Class Fighter: This ship looks like a prototype fighter. It's armed to the teeth, (7 phaser strips, 4 torpedo launchers) and is faster than even the other fighter. Very, very powerful. Also comes with landing struts, and is very aerodynamic. 800 million.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/fighter_advanced.bmp

The ship.


Delta Class Battlecruiser: This ship is utterly powerful. It is immense and can destroy anything in it's path. 40x phaser arrays, 15x torpedo launchers. Also, it can separate into three sections. Some of the torpedo launchers and phaser arrays are mounted on the bottom of the top section and mounted on the top of the bottom section, so that when it separates, they are usable. They can all attack different targets, using three separate computer cores that share sensor and tactical information. Each section can go to warp (WOW!). Overall a very powerful ship. 90 billion.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/destroyer_2.bmp

Computer image when all the parts are combined.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/destroyerpic1.bmp

A real image, again when the parts are combined. This ship is going to warp, as is shown by the elongated shape. Also, the warp nacelles are folded together to minimize subspace damage.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/destroyerpic3.bmp

A beautiful image of the ship in orbit. The image is mostly of the front section.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/destroyerpic4.bmp

The sections separate. Each section can attack different targets or the same.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/destroyerpic5.bmp

The back two sections form up to attack a target coming out of warp.



Omega Class Annihilator:

Can orbitally bombard a planet and destroy more than 10 ships at the same time. The most weaponry of any vessel Froggyliciousness' scientists have ever seen. There is only a small section for the bridge and sleeping quarters. The rest houses 5 massive horizontal warp cores to power the more than 60 phaser arrays and 40 torpedo launchers on this vessel. 500 billion.





Kookaburra Class Workbee: A simple 2 person workbee. One person operates the welding beam and sits backward, with a front view on his console thanks to the front mounted camera, and the other controls the ships. No warp, some thrusters, and a small amount of shielding.





Computer generated image.



Small arms:

Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/holyhandgrenade.bmp



500 creds




Blaster Pistol Model #1:
The generic blaster to be used in all law enforcement and military sections as a personal sidearm, soon to replace the Beretta 9mm currently employed. It comes with a power pack that can be recharged in your ordinary socket after 100 shots. Actually, all laser weapons come with the rechargeable power pack.

Notice it's based somewhat on an ordinary pistol, for nostalgic reasons.
Cost: 2500 credits per unit




M-16BR Blaster Rifle


Looks like an ordinary M-16, right? Not! It's a heavily modified M-16BR Blaster Rifle with the optional addon grenade launcher (not pictured). Perfect for taking out those pesky stormies.
Cost: 3000 credits (another 500 for the grenade launchers)




E-web Heavy Repeating Blaster now for sale!
Get rid of hordes of demons and battle droids with this baby!

Say Cheese...and die!
cost: 3500 credits




E-11 Blaster Rifle: Small and compact, this is the weapon of choice for Stormtroopers.



Primary Fire: Single, accurate shot.


Secondary Fire: Inaccurate, rapid fire shot.

Ammo Type: Blaster Pack
cost: 2500 credits

Disclaimer: No-hero-kills chip installed. May not kill heroes if you're evil or a dictatorship.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/primary-e11.jpg

Wookiee Bowcaster



It might look archaic. but this weapon fires powerful bolts of metal enveloped in energy pockets. A self-cocking attachment allows creatures weaker than Wookiees to fire them.

Primary attack: One press fires a single accurate shot. Hold down to power up the weapon to unleash up to 5 bolts at once.

Alternate fire: Single shot that bounces off walls.

Cost: 4000 credits



Ammo type: Power cell.


Lightsaber



The weapon of a Jedi. Can be used by other psychics or martial artists. Training sabers and videos available for free. Choose from an array of blade colors, from red to purple. Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost limbs, heads or other appendages.

Cost: 5000 credits
Please wait 2 to 4 weeks for delivery, as they are hand-crafted.




Magnum DL-44 Heavy Blaster (aka Blaster model #2)

http://www.freewebs.com/yourNSsuperstore/images/dl44.jpg

Packs a bit more punch than a regular blaster as shown above. Can blast chunks off concrete(duracrete).

cost: 2500 credits

Primary Fire: Single accurate shot.



Secondary fire: hold trigger down for more powerful shot.

Ammo type: power pack.





Sporting blaster
The blaster every citizen can afford, from the richest to the poorest. Not as powerful as the other models, but it can still kill in a pinch. Especially popular with royalty and the richer citizens, due to it's sleek look.

Cost: 1500 credits.



Ammo type: Power pack.

Imperial Heavy Repeater With Concussion Grenade attachment:

This deadly weapon fires rapid-fire metallic bolts. The secondary fire fires a concussion grenade that will destroy on contact and is good for destroying lots of concentrated troops. 5000 creds.

Primary Fire: Inaccurate rapid fire shots.





Secondary fire: Concussion grenade.

Ammo type: Metallic bolts.





Stouker Concussion Rifle:

Fires a concussive blast with a maximum range of 30 meters, creating an explosion that spreads about 4 meters in diameter. 6000 creds.




Primary Fire: Single shot, large explosive effect. Damages everything, including the user. Slow firing rate.





Secondary Fire: Fires a even slower beam designed to throw enemies into the air or hurl them into other enemies.





Ammo type: Power cell.

Ships:

After the successful launch of the LBS Untouchable the ship is for sale. The Untouchable class has 80 anti ICBM SM-2 weapons that can intercept missiles and planes, even stealth ones do to infrared up to 250 kilometers away. Although for the stealth ones you'll have to wait for 20 kilometers. Also on board are two nuclear reactors that push the ship to 25 knots. It also has 20 Tomahawk tubes, 2 triple 16 inch gun emplacements, with another 6 16 inch guns. Its other weapons include, 24 fast firing 10 inch guns. The ship is 243 meters and 87 centimeters long and 50 meters and 67 centimeters wide. Its displacement is 87,287 tons. It has 20 anti torpedo torpedo tubes, capable of taking out enemy torpedoes. The ship has 15 inch armour. Requires a crew of 2275 draftees, and 78 officers. One can nearly defend and entire fleet from missile attack. Or 5 can defend a fleet against torpedoes and almost all missiles. They are also good offensive weapons, and will make the battleship true again.
In recent tests, 250 ICBMs were fired at it and nearly all were taken out outside 100 miles, of the ship.
Price: 1.5 billion







The Evolution class battlelauncher is the first battlelauncher ever its first 100 meters of ship are pure battleship then there's another 100 meters where there is 200 VSL tubes followed by 75 meters of battleship. The ship is powered by 2 nuclear reactors that push the ship to 22 knots. The ship has 19 inch armour and it has 6 18 inch guns and 10 16 inch guns. The crew is 1985 enlistees and 67 officers. It is a new type of ship that can cause vast amounts of damage to a ship before it comes into range of the guns than it can finish them with its guns.
price: 1.3 billion.



Titan Class Torpedo Boat. A small torpedo boat with 4 forward torpedo tubes, a Titan-1a super pressurized gas turbine. Capable of 35 knots can be devastating against fleets. It has a crew of 52 enlistees and 3 officers. Its 27 meters long and 5 meters wider.
Price: 35 million





The Typhoon class SSBM
The Typhoon class was a ballistic missile submarine made by the soviet navy and was the biggest submarine ever built. It was a devastating 175 meters long, and could sink to a depth of 400 meters. It was so amazing that it could launch its missiles from port and hit the U.S.! It carries 20 SLBM with up to 200 nuclear warheads. Its displacement is 24,500 tons, and can reach 27 knots. Its engines are 2 nuclear reactors. The ship has a crew of 45 enlistees and 45 officers. It holds 20 2x10 SLBMs
Price: 2.3 billion





The Alpha class SSBM
The fastest submarine ever built it can reach devastating speeds of 43 knots, but this time it has a reworked reactor a record that should last for a long while. It has a displacement of 2300 tons, and has a crew total 76. Even though it has only one nuclear reactor, the Alpha class is more than a match for the L.A. class.
Price: 1.4 billion






Minsk class SSBM, an updated Typhoon class, it has 135 SLBMs being 3x15 or 1.5 times as wide and long as they typhoon class. It has two pressurized nuclear reactors, that pressurize the power to increase power. It has 4 633mm torpedo tubes, and has a crew of 78 officers and 118 enlistees. Its only downside is a high maintenance cost.
Price: 3.4 billion

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Volga class attack sub
An updated Alpha class with a menacing 6,700 ton displacement and one super pressurized nuclear reactor, capable of sending this beauty to 55 knots, with 6 forward 633mm torpedo tubes, 4 backward, 8 on each side and tons of counter measures. It has a crew of 17 officers and 58 enlistees, its only downside is its high maintenance cost.
Price: 2.3 billion

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Aircraft



The MiL-1 is now available it is a plane that's designed to fly at only 50 feet, it is basically a better A-10, it has a 2 inch cannon as well as 10 hardpoints. It flies at mach 1.3 and is quite hard to shoot down or even detect on on radar. It has a crew of one.
Price: 25 million







The MiL-2 a super high altitude attacker/fighter. Designed to fly at 100,000 feet, it is one of a kind and very hard to shoot down. It flies at mach 2.5 it is designed to carry 8 hardpoints with air to air missiles and 10,000 pounds of internal bombs. It can bomb its target and defend its self in a dog fight. Some thing planes haven't been able to do for 50 years! Crew: 1
Price: 30 million





MiL-3 a plane with one purpose to take out B-1s, B-2s, F-117s, and B-52s. A interceptor capable of up to 100,000 feet it has a crew of tow, one to man the super advanced infrared and radar, and one to be the pilot. It can detect even stealth planes 20 kilometers away, and can easily kill them. It has a menacing 14 hard points 6 internal 8 external. Also it has a 4 inch cannon and can go to mach 2.9 do to its two Titan-2b advanced turbofan engines that have turbojets in the middle to increase power. It can easily take out a B-2 costing 800 million. Buy them today
Price: 35 million

BABIES WITH BALLOONS AIR SUPERIORITY BABIES:

To annihilate n00bs with paper aircraft, nothing's better than a squadron of BABIES WITH BALLOONS AIR SUPERIORITY BABIES, with SuperDrool Action. They will eat through the paper airplane in seconds.

12 Million- Squadron

1 Million- One Baby.

Miscellaneous:



SNO-K00N3 Snowtrooper Armor

Visiting somewhere chilly? Need something that will integrate with your E-11 (or other gun)? Need resistance from laser weapons? Get SNO-K00N3 type official snowtrooper armor, now available to the PUBLIC! WOW! (saber burns not included) 5000 creds.






Desert Essentials' Hot Rod Speeder:



Look good while chopping up Imperials in this brand new Speeder! Fully adjustable Repulsa-Lifto Technology! Goes up to 500 MPH!

1000 Creds



Standard New Republic Datapad:

An essential for storing information. Cheap and reliable. Can upload to guns or speeders. (TOP SECRET INFO not included)

50 creds.





PACKAGES:

Package 1 Space Assault-Large
Package 2 Ground Assault-Large
Package 3 Ground Assault-Small
Package 4 Space Assault-Small


Package 1:

5 fully stocked carriers. (500 X 5=2500 fighters X 200 mil/fighter=500,000,000,000)

100 Destroyers (100 X 500 mil a piece=50,000,000,000)

20 Cruisers (5 bil X 20=100,000,000,000)

5 Planetary Bombardiers (5 X 100 bil a piece=500,000,000,000)

Comes to 1,150,000,000,000 USD

33% off:

770,500,000,000 USD

Package 2:

Made for a 150,000 person army. Destroyers are for eliminating planetary defenses.

60 carriers (60 X 6,000,000,000=360,000,000,000)
10 Destroyers (500,000,000 X 10=5,000,000,000)
50,000 Heavy Blaster Pistols (50,000 X 2,500=125,000,000)
65,000 E-11 Blaster Rifles (60,000 X 2,500=150,000,000)
25,000 Imperial Heavy Repeaters (25,000 X 5,000=125,000,000)
10,000 Stouker Concussion Rifles (10,000 X 6,000= 60,000,000)
50,000 E-WEBs (3500 creds X 50,000= 175,000,000)
150,000 Snow/Desert Trooper Armor (your choice) (150,000 X 5,000=750,000,000)
100 Speeder Bikes (100 X 1000 creds=100,000)
200,000 Datapads (50 X 200,000=10,000,000)

366,395,100,000..
but you get 33% off!

only 245,484,717,000 $ USD!


Made for this arrangement:

50,000 troops should be equipped with a blaster pistol and a E-web
65,000 troops should be equipped with E-11.
25,000 should be equipped with IHR.
10,000 should be equipped with Stoukers.
All should be equipped with datapads, armor.



Package 3: Ground Assault-Small

500 E-WEBs
30 Mama Phr0g class Carriers
2 Planetary Bombardiers
5000 E-11 blaster rifles
5000 DL-44 blaster pistols
10,000 Snow-trooper Armor or Desert-trooper Armor (Your choice)
100 Concussion Rifles + Aiming Tripods
100 Speeder Bikes/Snow Bikes
5 AT-STs
5000 copies of Bob The Slob The Movie+Special Features
10,000 Command Datapads

Would normally be:
380,134,300,000 USD

But, you get 33% off price!

So it's only 254,689,981,000 USD!



Package 4

Space Assault-Small:


5 Carriers fully stocked with freighters and beer.
200 Destroyers
50 Cruisers

Would normally be
910,000,000,000 USD
But, you get 33% off!
606,666,666,667 USD is all!
Froggyliciousness
25-12-2003, 01:35
.....:::::....bump...::::.....
Froggyliciousness
25-12-2003, 01:53
BUMP
Froggyliciousness
27-12-2003, 23:41
bump for space-time bubble bouncer builder buyers :P
Froggyliciousness
29-12-2003, 21:00
Eh...bump?
Froggyliciousness
14-02-2004, 18:31
BUMPity BUMP with a froggyliciousness w00t.