Archaic Slang Words
24-12-2003, 23:55
ASW is releasing a cultural broadcast soon on the different cultures of the world and how they celebrate the season. Officials have asked that all nations post traditions and little bits of information about their holidays here.
ASW seperates Free Sh*t Day in place of "Christmas". The purpose of Free Sh*t Day is not to give, but to receive. During this time of year, theft skyrockets.
To ammuse children, the story of Satan Claws is told. He is a psychotic kleptomaniac gnome who goes around during the time of the year, and steals presents from all the bad children. The good children, in return, are said to beat up Satan Claws in their dreams and steal something from his ox-drawn wagon, which will appear in reality underneath the tree next day.
Conflicts do not cease during Free Sh*t Day for the military; on the contrary, raping, pillaging, and plundering are the main attraction! People everywhere, even the generals, break into homes and steal valuables to pawn off on the free trade market.
During this time, it is customary for bullies to pick on little kids and take their lunches or lunch money! Then the bullies will be beaten up by corporate officials for the greater good of the ASW economy.
Happy Free Sh*t Day, everyone!
ASW seperates Free Sh*t Day in place of "Christmas". The purpose of Free Sh*t Day is not to give, but to receive. During this time of year, theft skyrockets.
To ammuse children, the story of Satan Claws is told. He is a psychotic kleptomaniac gnome who goes around during the time of the year, and steals presents from all the bad children. The good children, in return, are said to beat up Satan Claws in their dreams and steal something from his ox-drawn wagon, which will appear in reality underneath the tree next day.
Conflicts do not cease during Free Sh*t Day for the military; on the contrary, raping, pillaging, and plundering are the main attraction! People everywhere, even the generals, break into homes and steal valuables to pawn off on the free trade market.
During this time, it is customary for bullies to pick on little kids and take their lunches or lunch money! Then the bullies will be beaten up by corporate officials for the greater good of the ASW economy.
Happy Free Sh*t Day, everyone!