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Uranium has been discovered in one of Midlonia's mountain range, the Find is enourmous, Midlonia No longer selling the uranim

What grade is the Uranium, and why so cheap?

the uranium is for power plant uses only

Uranium i squite rare, and dose not go A-F rank scale...

OCC: Myeh

well i don't care i am selling it in an attempt to get my economy up and running

IC: There is aproximately 500 tonnes in the mountain range....

price is now up to £10,000 per Mpound

Do you have any U235? I need 2,000 lbs. Im building a few bombs....

power uses only

How many CPM? It better be a good level...

i will take 5 tons, i need them for um........... um "Protection"

that will be M£50,000

Rebeland will purchase 8 tons (16,000 lbs.) of U235. *money wired*

Uranium is now being shipped.
ooc: enjoy your christmas presents :D

Can I have 5 tons-for power

How do you wire money

ooc: you go *money wired*

IC: 5 tons of power uranium dispatched

idiot n00bs. :roll:

I shall take the rest of the weapons grade uranium for uh "testing purposes". whatever money it takes will be sent.

I shall take the rest of the weapons grade uranium for uh "testing purposes". whatever money it takes will be sent.

You're not old enough to be doing nuclear weapons research. None of you are. I only just completed my advanced nuclear weapons. Don't make me use my new Sternsturms on you. :evil:

http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload3/sternsturm.jpg

i am afraid i refuse to alow all uranium to be mined, i will only sell at a maximum of 3 tons, 20 tons have been taken for weapons and power research as per the Midlonia "5 year plan"

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With special thanks to: Kazaakhistan. from who i have copied this form.

i am only selling it, my weapons reaserch will take a few real weeks, power how ever will not take so long

Can I have a copy of that form to give away? :D

UUUH yes
Power will take long. I've been researching solarcells for 2 weeks i only just have it. Where talking plutonium here, you don't even have the money to buy radiation free suits. How are you drilling it?? Nothing went wrong?? And there are no problems with shipping the stuff??

That was for midlonia, yes ASW you can copy it. It's funny isn't it :D

why thank you opressor I am glad to be mentioned by people, even for something like that.

OOC: ouch how hard hitting of my heart, selling uranium isn't illegal...... i have decied to delay my WMD program for a month

Did i mention you kaswakistan??? :?

That was for midlonia, yes ASW you can copy it. It's funny isn't it :D

Beautifully made, yes. Kazaakhisstan made it, was it? Send him my thanks and applause for his form. Oh, and I might update it a bit :)

I will thank him, and when you updated it send it to me.

kaazakistan kwaswhakistan whats the difference.........

Same player?????

I will thank him, and when you updated it send it to me.

Will do :) There are some abuses you didn't add in there from what I know. I mean, you entirely skipped flame-baiting, and only kept flaming! The prior is necessary for the former! And then there are other abuses, like rotten, goatse, tubgirl, etc.

Fine if you "older nations" are going to strangle my economy, instead of me sacrificing a few of my citizens for a stronger country i will stop mining

hey im not sayin anything....

then i coninue mining and selling it on the free market

Now that's good news. Just lock up the mine and in a month or so after you researched some stuff you can build you're own weapons and powerplants. I am willing to help you on you're research, i haven't finished it myself so that's nice.

I hereby demand that you stop selling uranium. You are not allowed to have any. I will atack your nation if you do not stop all mining processes immediatly.

I would like to buy 3 million dollars worth of Uranium. The transaction can be disclosed behind closed doors.

I shall take the rest of the weapons grade uranium for uh "testing purposes". whatever money it takes will be sent.

You're not old enough to be doing nuclear weapons research. None of you are. I only just completed my advanced nuclear weapons. Don't make me use my new Sternsturms on you. :evil:

http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload3/sternsturm.jpg



Oooooooh, pretty colors. Does it come in cyan?

sell it all to me like i asked!

come on I will buy it ALL!!!

I will atack midlonia if he sells any more uranium to anyone. I will not use any soldiers only 100 cruise missiles. If this does not persuade you i will call for help in my region. This is my last warning.

come on I will buy it ALL!!!

You wouldn't have the cash to buy it all.

ASW will you help me stop these puny nations in there nOOb quest to obtain uranium???

fools im a rich mo fo now sell it all to me!!

ASW will you help me stop these puny nations in there nOOb quest to obtain uranium???

Gladly, oppresor. I'm kind of new myself, but at least old enough to have some decent equip. Shall we set up an RP to shut down Midlonia's uranium market?

Yeah lets do that, and lets shut up the nOOb rebeland to with its gold.

Yeah lets do that, and lets shut up the nOOb rebeland to with its gold.

I have no problem with people giving out gold, it's the WMDs I hate. I mean, that's the area where I KNOW A LOT, and people messing up the market before I even enter PISSES ME OFF. Anyways, I'll make a thread now.

I have uranium. Cost you $250,000 per ton. But before the purchase I will make some backround checks. The uranium is raw so you have to do your own things to it to make it weapons grade or plant use.