NationStates Jolt Archive


Completion of Sternsturm research program

24-12-2003, 21:47
Finally, after years of isolation and constant research, our nuclear physicists have completed the first successful test of our new Sturnsturm weapons program. The Dark Legions of Skullzz is proud to announce its new developments in this field.

http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload3/sternsturm.jpg

Now, anyone who has ever used a gas stove or blowtorch can tell you that a blue flame is the hottest burning. Anyone who has eyes can tell you that I have shown you a blue mushroom cloud. Allow me to explain.

The Sternsturm is a modified nuclear device. It provides a slightly larger than normal blast radius (Let's say your run of the mill device of the same size has a 20 mile radius, this would have around 23). However, the explosion itself is MUCH more intense, providing enough heat to effectively cook anything unfortunate enough to be hiding far below the surface. For our test, we detonated a Sternsturm on top of 100 meters of concrete covered by 100 meters of sand, and underneath that was a bunker containing various materials and a thermometer to determine the heat level in the room. We lost the thermometer, and after weeks of using multiple methods to cool the bunker, our scientists finally reached it. We found no trace of any of the materials left inside, or of the thermometer. Most of the bunker was also collapsed or unstable, and the area was immediately evacuated.

The Sternsturm is based off a previously impossible to study element known as Unnilhexium. Our scientists spent most of their time in research on this, and finally found a method of stabilizing it enough to use in a warhead. Unnilhexium, or "Sixium" as it has been nicknamed here, is extremely rare, however, and is completely lab synthesized. Due to its rarity these weapons will run far more expensive than most.
The Macabees
24-12-2003, 21:57
OOC: Nice... this along with my sattellite attack system...we'll blow anything out of our way.
24-12-2003, 21:58
OOC: Nice... this along with my sattellite attack system...we'll blow anything out of our way.

Indeed we will. :twisted:
24-12-2003, 22:03
Also, to answer the question before its asked, this system will not be available for sale now, and probably never will be.
25-12-2003, 04:34
bump :!:
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 04:37
Got yer flame heats wrong! WHITE is the hottest, my son! But very nice weapon...
25-12-2003, 04:43
Got yer flame heats wrong! WHITE is the hottest, my son! But very nice weapon...

Yes, white is the hottest, but any nuclear explosion produces a white flash at first. The mushroom cloud is considerably cooler than that initial blast, but mine still burns much hotter than most.
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 04:46
Got yer flame heats wrong! WHITE is the hottest, my son! But very nice weapon...

Yes, white is the hottest, but any nuclear explosion produces a white flash at first. The mushroom cloud is considerably cooler than that initial blast, but mine still burns much hotter than most.

Well, you get props for a very nice thermonuclear device, but once I finish the IL-4 flesh-eating virus it'll wipe out more civilians than you could in 1 shot! God, I love old references to past projects done in RL... if you can find it, the event happened in Australia, and it concerned mousepox. :D
25-12-2003, 04:52
Got yer flame heats wrong! WHITE is the hottest, my son! But very nice weapon...

Yes, white is the hottest, but any nuclear explosion produces a white flash at first. The mushroom cloud is considerably cooler than that initial blast, but mine still burns much hotter than most.

Well, you get props for a very nice thermonuclear device, but once I finish the IL-4 flesh-eating virus it'll wipe out more civilians than you could in 1 shot! God, I love old references to past projects done in RL... if you can find it, the event happened in Australia, and it concerned mousepox. :D

Gotta love bio-weapons. :twisted:
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 04:55
Got yer flame heats wrong! WHITE is the hottest, my son! But very nice weapon...

Yes, white is the hottest, but any nuclear explosion produces a white flash at first. The mushroom cloud is considerably cooler than that initial blast, but mine still burns much hotter than most.

Well, you get props for a very nice thermonuclear device, but once I finish the IL-4 flesh-eating virus it'll wipe out more civilians than you could in 1 shot! God, I love old references to past projects done in RL... if you can find it, the event happened in Australia, and it concerned mousepox. :D

Gotta love bio-weapons. :twisted:

Definitely... hey! Y'know what we could do? Once my bioweapon project is finished, we could trade a bit of production rights around, and end up with one nasty-ass WMD stock... think about it: a flesh-eating neuro-virus with high infectivity and the mega-thermonuclear warhead... :twisted:
John Bernhardt
25-12-2003, 04:58
The UN has banned Bio-Weapons so some will not be able to buy.
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 04:59
The UN has banned Bio-Weapons so some will not be able to buy.

Good thing I'm not in the UN, eh?
25-12-2003, 05:01
Got yer flame heats wrong! WHITE is the hottest, my son! But very nice weapon...

Yes, white is the hottest, but any nuclear explosion produces a white flash at first. The mushroom cloud is considerably cooler than that initial blast, but mine still burns much hotter than most.

Well, you get props for a very nice thermonuclear device, but once I finish the IL-4 flesh-eating virus it'll wipe out more civilians than you could in 1 shot! God, I love old references to past projects done in RL... if you can find it, the event happened in Australia, and it concerned mousepox. :D

Gotta love bio-weapons. :twisted:

Definitely... hey! Y'know what we could do? Once my bioweapon project is finished, we could trade a bit of production rights around, and end up with one nasty-ass WMD stock... think about it: a flesh-eating neuro-virus with high infectivity and the mega-thermonuclear warhead... :twisted:

That sounds like a very promising deal. :twisted:
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 05:05
Got yer flame heats wrong! WHITE is the hottest, my son! But very nice weapon...

Yes, white is the hottest, but any nuclear explosion produces a white flash at first. The mushroom cloud is considerably cooler than that initial blast, but mine still burns much hotter than most.

Well, you get props for a very nice thermonuclear device, but once I finish the IL-4 flesh-eating virus it'll wipe out more civilians than you could in 1 shot! God, I love old references to past projects done in RL... if you can find it, the event happened in Australia, and it concerned mousepox. :D

Gotta love bio-weapons. :twisted:

Definitely... hey! Y'know what we could do? Once my bioweapon project is finished, we could trade a bit of production rights around, and end up with one nasty-ass WMD stock... think about it: a flesh-eating neuro-virus with high infectivity and the mega-thermonuclear warhead... :twisted:

That sounds like a very promising deal. :twisted:

Now, uh, technically, you never heard ANYTHING, understand? There is no flesh-eating virus research...

I'll refuse to send you TGs on updates every week... the first won't come on the 26th. When the project is finished, we won't trade weapons mutually, or with any agreement. As far as we are concerned, there will be no WMD trade at all between us... :wink: :twisted:
25-12-2003, 05:14
Now, uh, technically, you never heard ANYTHING, understand? There is no flesh-eating virus research...

I'll refuse to send you TGs on updates every week... the first won't come on the 26th. When the project is finished, we won't trade weapons mutually, or with any agreement. As far as we are concerned, there will be no WMD trade at all between us... :wink: :twisted:
Gotcha. I won't remember to check my telegrams, and I won't agree to any arms deals. Of course there's no flesh eating virus, that's silly sci-fi junk!
25-12-2003, 19:28
Bump for the uber-kablooie death bringer! [/6 year old speak]