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Ignore Cannons for sale

Irish-Germanic states
24-12-2003, 21:31
Capable of firing ignore shells anywhere in the world. This cannon effectivly renderes your enemies ignored and its cheap too. 2 million per cannon and ammo (enough to ignore 10 nations) costs no more then 50,000.
Any takers?
Central Facehuggeria
24-12-2003, 21:32
I'll take a dozen!

*Monoply Money Wired*
New Empire
24-12-2003, 21:33
Everyone can get an "ignore cannon" for free by existing. It's not an actual product.
Central Facehuggeria
24-12-2003, 21:33
I know, but it is a funny joke, no?
24-12-2003, 21:34
I will take 10 of these baby's!!! I will send the money now now I can effectively IGNORE people yipee!']]


*money wired*
Irish-Germanic states
24-12-2003, 21:34
exactly its a joke i mean i know everyone has one but hey now you can say you got the offical version
New Empire
24-12-2003, 21:34
I know, but it is a funny joke, no?
Wasn't talking to you...
24-12-2003, 21:34
I will take 10 of these baby's!!! I will send the money now now I can effectively IGNORE people yipee!'


*drawn paper money wired*
Central Facehuggeria
24-12-2003, 21:35
I know, but it is a funny joke, no?
Wasn't talking to you...

Oops. My mistake.
Dontgonearthere
24-12-2003, 21:36
IGNORE cannons are goddmods. I ignore your ignore cannons.
Irish-Germanic states
24-12-2003, 21:37
all orders confirmed
now seeing as the ignore cannon isn't real i guess it ok that people pay in the same sense with fake money. or heck the offical currency is not ignore dollars you just pay in those
Archaic Slang Words
24-12-2003, 21:37
IGNORE cannons are goddmods. I ignore your ignore cannons.

Well I ignore your ignore cannons, you godmodding ignorer. And then I'll ignore you! :evil:
Bonstock
24-12-2003, 21:39
I gonna buy 9957898657987409875198509875981364059871098740985710985479837509841750498751398750498750984710847981 7409874098714101098175098173674631987366516735287139470187678192873628791872626578397461767263719875 61987368748918760 of dese tings! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha, i ignors j00!!!!!!!!111111111
Irish-Germanic states
24-12-2003, 21:39
My ignore cannons are loaded and amied at you...about to ignore you for christmas Dontgonearthere! now this oculd be a whole new philosophy ignoring people for godmodding with the irnogr cannon then ignoring the people for thinking your godmodding
Archaic Slang Words
24-12-2003, 21:40
i iGN0R5 4LL 0F j00!
24-12-2003, 21:53
Kazaakisthan is also selling some anti-bad roleplaying items.

For $1 you can get 246754675826726459549756456724654675 anti-godmod planes. With anti-godmod bombs.

They are everything proof.
Archaic Slang Words
24-12-2003, 22:01
You think that's effective? Wait until you see my ignore terrorists (hired for 20$ a shot to the ASW government, 1 time use)! They go and run into the nations capital with ignore explosives, and level the whole area leaving scorch marks over the earth that read "IGNORED" in big bold letters.
24-12-2003, 22:04
Im going to buy 500 ignore cannons. Thanks
Dontgonearthere
24-12-2003, 22:06
I ignore the Universe, as far as I'm concerned your all figments of your own imaginations.
Lietuveska
24-12-2003, 22:12
I have a question...

Let's say your ignoring something. That means that they don't exist in your terms. However, you fire an ignore cannon. How can you fire a weapon at something that is..well, nonexistant? :roll:
Archaic Slang Words
24-12-2003, 22:13
I have a question...

Let's say your ignoring something. That means that they don't exist in your terms. However, you fire an ignore cannon. How can you fire a weapon at something that is..well, nonexistant? :roll:

It exists before you fire the weapon! Afterwards... your worries melt away.
Midlonia
24-12-2003, 22:20
i'll take a thousand!!!!


*unstable uranium wired*
24-12-2003, 22:23
My ignore cannons are loaded and amied at you...about to ignore you for christmas Dontgonearthere! now this oculd be a whole new philosophy ignoring people for godmodding with the irnogr cannon then ignoring the people for thinking your godmodding
Okay i agree........... But godmooding......... Cant you all guys that say this just say bullshit......... I know you cant, what about c**p, i mean godmodding, what..........?
I know you will have a point to make, like ha what godmodding. So bring it on.............................. JUST C**P IT
Anti-Nazis
24-12-2003, 22:25
I will take 1 million of them

*Life money wired*
24-12-2003, 22:28
I will take 1 million of them

*Life money wired*Not you guys........
What you found the funny side of life.............
Are you ganna use yours on slaves, or use slaves to use them........?
Layarteb
24-12-2003, 22:29
LMFAO!. I have the n00b elimination cannon. It's so cool!
Archaic Slang Words
24-12-2003, 22:31
LMFAO!. I have the n00b elimination cannon. It's so cool!

I thought that cannon was reserved for Mods... :D
Layarteb
24-12-2003, 22:35
LMFAO!. I have the n00b elimination cannon. It's so cool!

I thought that cannon was reserved for Mods... :D

If it is then oops its just what I call my ignore cannon because usually I have to ignore n00bs.
Archaic Slang Words
24-12-2003, 22:36
LMFAO!. I have the n00b elimination cannon. It's so cool!

I thought that cannon was reserved for Mods... :D

If it is then oops its just what I call my ignore cannon because usually I have to ignore n00bs.

Who doesn't?
Layarteb
24-12-2003, 22:49
Who doesn't?

LOL How true!
Irish-Germanic states
24-12-2003, 22:59
does anyone have any idea what green isle was posting??
and this is a joke for everyone who doesn't get it yet
Jangle Jangle Ridge
24-12-2003, 22:59
I have the fuzzy nuke. It covers everything in fuzz, so thier n00b-ness can't get out.
Anti-Nazis
24-12-2003, 23:28
I will take 1 million of them

*Life money wired*Not you guys........
What you found the funny side of life.............
Are you ganna use yours on slaves, or use slaves to use them........?

Hey man it's not like it's real,is it,no,Sometimes you have to have fun
Skittletopia
24-12-2003, 23:32
Everyone can get an "ignore cannon" for free by existing. It's not an actual product.

http://www.danbala.com/dirck/obvious.jpg
25-12-2003, 11:36
Its like a nuclear bomb. After you drop nuclear bomb the place doesn't exist. But when you fire it it does.
25-12-2003, 11:58
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/stfu6.jpg
Skittletopia
26-12-2003, 19:31
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/stfu6.jpg
:lol:

and wow, the lol smiley for this forum really does suck ass.