NationStates Jolt Archive

Currently we see to many men being trained up but not rewarded for there efforts.

Kazaakisthan military and the foraign affairs office have designed and built a holiday camp for military men too relax. You might want to send men who have shown outstanding bravery or send men who have passed a certain course. For whatever reason you send them we will make sure they enjoy there time in the military.

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Of course you might be thinking, "What if my men get out of shape?" or "What if they forget certain skills?" well we carry on training them and teaching them while they are here but in a much more relaxed and lighter manner.

We offer the following facilities:

Five star accomadation and dining;
Amusement aracade;
Relaxation area with Jacazi and small swimming pool.

Olympic sized swimming pool;
50 metre deep swimming pool for submarine and sea helicopter training*;
Forest for survival training;
Assault course;
Shooting range;
Abseil and climbing tower;
Vehicles of all different types.

*the submarine training is how to evacuate a submarine and how to perform maintenane while underwaterand helicopter training is how to survive a helicoptrs crash over water.

As you can see we are fully equipped to keep your men happy but in tip top condition.

One man for 7 nights: $3500

We will be sending 15 men. Money will be wired upon confirmation.

We will pick them up in our luxury VIP helicopter. And because you are the first customer you get $1000 knocked off the cost.

We will send 7 men....one of whom was knocked out by you in the wargame :D

The other 6 are about to go there...so no sabotaging please.

The whole populace of Kyzar says in one unified and unwavering voice:

Tell us, oh, leaders of Kazaakisthan, suspose that our political idealogy differs from yours. Will this holiday camp be filled with government propaganda?

What of its personel? Will they be 'checking-up' on our troops? Viewing their tactics? Viewing their weaponry and equipment? What then if, People forbid, we went to war? You would know our ways and that would signal disaster.

- Anzar Tartanin, Undersecritary of International Relations

Kyzar rest assured this is not a propoganda action. You may inspect the facilitie if you want. All food is made by chefs from many different nations and all other items are mad eby other nations.

The training is a pre-set plan so tactics will not show.

Thank you for the generous discount.

We will send 7 men....one of whom was knocked out by you in the wargame :D

The other 6 are about to go there...so no sabotaging please.

Sorry I thought I confirmed you. But helicopters are on there way to your shores to pick up the men.

Thankyou.

Please treat them well.