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I want a war with The Armed Repulic of Robster :twisted: sville

That's great. Be a good little n00b now, and go play.

Ok Now I've been meaning to try this thing so here it goes:


STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.1.2.0.0.3)
Created by: Kazaakisthan
Edited by: Padmasa and The Monolith Builders
Filled out by: Padmasa
Directed at:McEwan

Congratulations McEwan You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadriplegic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time. You are a(n): (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[ ] Twit
[X] Bully
[ ] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Rabid chipmunk
[X] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor
[ ] christian Zealot
[ ] Ultra Conservative
[ ] More Liberal than Marx

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[ ] A flame
[X] A waste of bandwidth
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[ ] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[ ] Ignorant
[ ] Fanatical
[ ] Boring
[ ] Dim
[X] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent
[X] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable
[ ] A possible cause of several Suicides
[ ] A quote from the Bible with one or two original lines added
[ ] Justification for Euthinasia
[X] The reason Mods were created
[ ] Several poorly thought out ideas that were put in a blender 2 years to long
[ ] A bad copy of someone else's ideas
[ ] Irrelevant
[X] Irrelevant to the point that assassination has be considered
[ ] Irrelevant, like the fact that your genetalia have been put through a meat grinder
[ ] A crime against nature
[ ] A sin against God
[ ] A sin against Normack
[ ] A crime against humanity


Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[X] You self-righteously impose your general beliefs on others
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ trolley
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[X] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[ ] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles
[X] Your military caused our men to die from laughing too much/too hard
[X] Your military is completely and exactly based off of a book/video game
[ ] You did not use smilies where called for
[ ] You drastically over-used smilies
[X] Your postcount consists entierly of this topic and your Bumps of this topic
[ ] You either can't type or you type so fast your computer cannot recognise the key touches because you have melted them off their recievers

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[X] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Have your medicine adjusted, if you don't have medicine, get some.
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the Stickies
[ ] Consume excrement
[ ] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing
[ ] Report to your local insane Asylum
[ ] Give your computer away and never attempt to use one again
[ ] Drink several bottles of Nyquil and report directly to Hell
[ ] Remove any means of reproduction you currently possess and slay any offspring you have.
[ ] Go outside (It's the place with the plants, a lack of walls, and a bright yellow ball in the air)
[X] Try arming your troops with something better than OR AT LEAST equal to pointy sticks and rocks
[X] Get an imangination and some originality
[ ] Lay off the emoteicons
[ ] Try pressing the Preview button
[X] Invest in a spelling/grammar checker
[ ] Get your caps lock button fixed

In closing, I'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] I hate you
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[X] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself


Thanks to Padmasa for the form,It will be very helpful in the future.
To Sum up Mc Ewan,you CANNOT go to War 1 day out of the gate.Your simply not ready either economically or Mentally ready for a war.Read some Stickies and then in a few months come back and try again.

I was just about to go and do that. Thank you tra li for saving me the trouble.

Tra Li, do you think Padmasa and the other creators will mind me taking down this form for future use myself? :D

I doubt it.Though if i can remember the link you can get a fresh one which hasnt had the X's put in.Ill TG it to ya