NationStates Jolt Archive


Stealth Tortoises for sale!

Neverdawn
24-12-2003, 13:07
Our recent genetic engineering programme, coupled with the ideal climate of our lush forests has led us towards a breakthrough in modern(ish) warefare.
The stealth tortoise has been trained to trudge quietly and unerringly towards a target. After an indeterminate time delay, the volatile chelonian will detonate a bomb strapped to it's shell, a bomb with sufficient force to completely shatter a large house-brick.
These devastating devices could be yours for a mere $1000 (american) each.
24-12-2003, 13:14
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why didn't I invest small animal small arms 6 months ago?! :P