Chancellor's daughter kidnapped
OOC: This is my first post, bear with me. Any suggestions, help are welcomed.
IC:
Chancellor Grove of Jinzoism's daughter was kidnapped nearly three hours ago after he leaned away from legalizing homosexual marriages in Jinzo. Witnesses at the scene described the kidnappers as well-dressed, good-mannered, and slightly effeminate.
The men are thought to be unarmed yet extremely snippy. They've holed themselves up in the Encore! studios demanding that the spinoff show "Queer Eye for the Black Guy" be aired despite Jinzo only having a black population of less than one percent.
Dundaine
24-12-2003, 06:50
if u wish i can send in a Army Ranger Strike Force Team in to rescue the daughter.
6 man
3 rifleman
3 snipers
Dundaine
24-12-2003, 06:56
ooc: im guessing that the kidnappers are homosexuals??
Your help is greatly appreciated. I'm sure the homosexuals will abandon the studio at the threat of violence. Who knows, maybe they even gave Chancellor Grove's daughter a makeover?
Dundaine
24-12-2003, 08:09
tell me where they are and i will order the assult immediatly
Gorokistan
24-12-2003, 16:19
The Rogue Nation of Gorokistan wishes to offer a brigade of Special Protectorate forces to assist in the recovery of the Chancellors daughter. However, they will not engage in any oppresive actions against the homosexual population of Jinzoism.
The young men are holed up in the Encore! studios. We would like your men to use nonlethal means in dealing with them. Thank you for your support of Jinzoism.
Gorokistan
24-12-2003, 18:30
The brigade has set up a perimeter around the studio and will operate in support of the Dundaine unit on the ground. We cannot act immediately as teh forces are currently armed with weapons of deadly force. Our logistical networks are currently moving supplies to the forces in your nation.
Defense Minister
Dundaine
24-12-2003, 19:21
i am bringing in a HT-12 tank to hit the studio a few times then im gonna take it with not leathal shots. There is always a possibility of a casulty but I will try my best to prevent one
The shelling of the studio causes the young men to raise the white flag in defeat, handing over the Chancellor's daughter without a fight. Chancellor Grove sends his deepest thanks to both nations for their aid and promises to help them in the future.
Just tell them that there's a fashion show going on right outside and they'll walk out in a second.
Gorokistan
24-12-2003, 19:54
Good to hear we must withdraw our forces immediately as our leader has just been assassinated and all Armed Forces are being recalled.
Dundaine
24-12-2003, 20:48
np man that was kinda fun lol