--Sniper Attack in Entsteig!--
Entsteig
24-12-2003, 05:32
Recently 7 people in 4 different provinces have been directly shot in the thigh by a sniper. It appears that the peaceful nation of Entsteig has had its peace shattered by some person(s) who enjoy(s) putting people in pain.
No deaths had occured, all victims are in stable condition. King Hedrik had made a statement earlier today: "We will not allow these...terrorists, these...criminals to escape with impunity!" More information tomorrow.
Well, if they were shot in the thigh then we can rest assured that our #6 is enjoying his vacation and is not responsible for these attacks. He tends to get perfect headshots.
Entsteig
24-12-2003, 15:53
--ENN Broadcast--
Breaking News
5 more people in 3 different provinces have been shot in the thigh again by some sniper...again, no deaths, all victims in stable condition but hospitalized.
Police Chief Akaab: "Apparantly the thigh shots were intentional...it appears that these snipers are terrorists who don't want anyone to feel secure. We are sure that more than one sniper is involved. It appears to be organized; all victims had been shot within the same hour."
To prevent more sniper attacks, the nation of Entsteig has a temporary curfew of 8:00.
The Heptagon has raised the National Terror Alert to red (severe), urging citizens to be more careful.
We will have more information tomorrow, along with an interview with one of the sniper victims.
Falastur
24-12-2003, 16:06
Falastur offers its sympathies and support to Entsteig over their crisis. All we can offer is funding to help prevent this, and the use of a platoon of our own snipers to hunt down your "invisible assailants".
Skittletopia
24-12-2003, 16:10
Skittletopia requests permission to deploy a guy with prosthetic legs wearing shorts to stand on the corner shouting "OH DEAR ME, I SURE HOPE NOONE BLOODIES MY BRAND NEW SHORTS BY SHOOTING ME IN THE THIGH TODAY!" when he is shot at, shitloads of concealed cyphers will swarm at the target and unload beanbag rounds at them.
Falastur
24-12-2003, 16:11
Skittletopia requests permission to deploy a guy with prosthetic legs wearing shorts to stand on the corner shouting "OH DEAR ME, I SURE HOPE NOONE BLOODIES MY BRAND NEW SHORTS BY SHOOTING ME IN THE THIGH TODAY!" when he is shot at, shitloads of concealed cyphers will swarm at the target and unload beanbag rounds at them.
:D
Midlonia
24-12-2003, 16:21
HRH's government offers their condolences, Midlonia offers to send some of her best police to aid in the finding of these sniper(s)
Entsteig
24-12-2003, 19:23
Skittletopia requests permission to deploy a guy with prosthetic legs wearing shorts to stand on the corner shouting "OH DEAR ME, I SURE HOPE NOONE BLOODIES MY BRAND NEW SHORTS BY SHOOTING ME IN THE THIGH TODAY!" when he is shot at, shitloads of concealed cyphers will swarm at the target and unload beanbag rounds at them.
Permission granted. :D
Entsteig
24-12-2003, 19:56
To all allied nations: If there have been organized sniper attacks in your country (shootings in the thigh), please wire a telegram to Entsteig to crack this case of terrorism and crime against humanity.
Entsteig
25-12-2003, 00:41
Entsteig has just received this from the Confederacy of East Adacan:
EANN Breaking Newsflash
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East Adacan has had similar sniper attacks to
Ensteig with 8 victoms in 3 provinces being shot in the Thigh. Of the victoms only 1 has died of blood loss. East Adacans Defence Minister Sean shilling: isuued the following statement after the attacks made news
"We have knowledge that this terrorist group is in fact either linked to or is the same group orgignizing the attacks in Ensteig. The military is patrolling the streets 24/7 but still the attacks continue. we hope to have more news tomorrow on this startiling development
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 00:44
OOC: Maybe you should have your sniper change to shooting people in the elbow now that the prosthetic guy is out there... :lol:
Entsteig
25-12-2003, 00:45
OOC: Maybe you should have your sniper change to shooting people in the elbow now that the prosthetic guy is out there... :lol:
OOC: Yeah, really, but they don't know that that guy has prosthetic legs.
Archaic Slang Words
25-12-2003, 00:48
OOC: Maybe you should have your sniper change to shooting people in the elbow now that the prosthetic guy is out there... :lol:
OOC: Yeah, really, but they don't know that that guy has prosthetic legs.
OOC: Or do they? :D
Secret IC: In General Whitaker's office, the sniper walked in.
"Having a good time hearing the news reports, Mr. Whitaker?" Robert Steinhauser said, shifting his sniper rifle.
"Definitely, but our intelligence got a tipoff; they have a guy with prosthetic legs investigating your case. Maybe you should aim for the elbow?"
"I'll do that. Thanks for the advice. Mind if I smoke?"
"Not at all."At this, Whitaker poured some vodka for the both of them. "To misery! Cheers!"
OOC: :lol:
Skittletopia
25-12-2003, 00:57
The man with prosthetic legs takes his position and dons his shorts. "OH DEAR MEEEEEE! I SURE HOPE NOONE BLOODIES MY NEW CYCLING SHORTS BY SHOOTING ME IN THE THIGH TODAY!. the Cyphers take position behind hedges and roofs etc. and await the gunshot