NationStates Jolt Archive

Dateline: December 23, 2003

At 8:24 PM, an attempt was made on the life of President Lunsford by unknown terrorist forces. As his car passed a Stevenopolisburgton Book Depository, five terrorists fired a total of 52 rounds into the car from the sidewalk, miraculously missing both the President, his wife, and his driver. Shrapnel did, however, cause cuts to the President's cat, Fifimolo.

The driver, thinking quickly, managed to run over three of the terrorists. They did not, however have any ID on them. The President asks help in tracking these men, and to pray to their gods for the well being of Fifimolo.

This sound like something that the YFA would do. Send us the bodies of the terrorist so we can study them and find out if is the YFA.

The cats not important,but I will send three of my best vets to the cat to patch it up.I will send 5 police snipers to guard the President and wife

My countries intelligence agencies are renowned for their speed and accuracy in such matters. If you will let my men into your country, so they can see the scene of the crime, the bodies, etc.. As far as your cat is concerned we wish him/her a quick recovery.

*sends the bodies and invites Rebeland's and Anti-Nazis men in for a beer- er, work*

If you want, we'll volunteer our 10 of our ATF (Anti-Terrorist Forces) Personnel To subvert and track down the attempted asassins. Hired killers, yes, but professional, and 85% efficient. Government Certified to boot, and come with a Federal Letter of Marquee.

Message from Tayrichtan General David Hammer:

"Because of the growing tension between government and radical Conservative terrorist groups in our nation we cannot lend much in the means of counter-terrorist weaponry or soldiers. However, we will dispatch 25 light infantrymen and one fully armed Apache helicopter to guard Presidential residencies or government halls."