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I, the honorable Bob Chaote, as leader of the Wookie protection squad, do declare war against my fellow countrymen in the Wood Chips Industry for taking away the habitat of our national animal, the wookie. Also, my wookies can kick ur wood chippers butts. :twisted:

psst... a civil war happens within a civilization ;) You'd have to divide in half then attack

You Sir are certifiable. :lol:
What the hell is the point.Also Civil war technically is Sporadic you cant really declare it.If you were to declare WAR and nothing else then that would make more sense.

pssssssst.... Bob Chaote declared the war and he is not a government official so his "war" is not sanctioned by MASTERFULBOB

pssssssst.... Bob Chaote declared the war and he is not a government official so his "war" is not sanctioned by MASTERFULBOB

pssssssst.... Bob Chaote declared the war and he is not a government official so his "war" is not sanctioned by MASTERFULBOB

So... whats the point of this...?

As far as I can see, there is no point. Just ignore it, we've all seen this a dozen or so times this week.

bob what army are you going to use and what are you going to arm them with?

I would appreciate numbers please

So... whats the point of this...?

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because i honestly think you cannot take my army which will defend the woodchippers

14,000 Infantry armed with the D-17 rifles with armor piercing rounds
500 Grenadiers with He Grenades
500 Tankers in 100 HT-12 hover tanks

So I honestly suggest you stop this pointless civil war
(note tanks are armed with 50 milimeter guns that can miss and still rip a man apart)(litterally)

**Open Tansmission**
it seems as if the wookies and wood chippers will not have a civil war after all that is a good choice mr. bob

Gustav out
*Close Transmission**

Good Luck....I think

OOC: WTF?
IC: Chancellor Springfield stumbles upon the topic in the I.I forum and thinks out loud. "WTF?" he says.

And Aide walks over and looks at the topic. "WTF?" he says.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You just been OWNED!!!!

Never post again AND refrain from posting til you have a clue? Wait, isn't that a little contradictory?

Never post again AND refrain from posting til you have a clue? Wait, isn't that a little contradictory?

It is, but IF he does manage to get a clue he will be allowed to post.

Very nice form by the way. It shows that

Thou art very creative indeed
Thou also has too much time on thy hands.
[ ] Thou art another annoying anti-newbie fanatic

:) J/K...anyways nice form.

December nations = satan :twisted: :x

Hey Padmasa, can you post a blank copy so that I can put it in notepad?

December nations = satan :twisted: :x
Couldn't have said it better myself

Very nice form by the way. It shows that

Thou art very creative indeed
Thou also has too much time on thy hands.
[ ] Thou art another annoying anti-newbie fanatic

:) J/K...anyways nice form.

Thank you. But I should point out that I did not create it but merely fixed a little bit of grammar and added more choices(With the help of The Monolith Builders). Kazaakisthan deserves the credit for it's creation.

Here's a blank version for those that want one:

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[ ] Go outside (It's the place with the plants, a lack of walls, and a bright yellow ball in the air)
[ ] Try arming your troops with something better than OR AT LEAST equal to pointy sticks and rocks
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Have a wonderful eve, and, please fulfill the marked recommendations.

Thanks, and there are other versions?

Thanks, and there are other versions?

Yes, the original is still available somewhere... Other than that there are no other known versions.

go post something siginificant

Thanks, and there are other versions?

Yes, the original is still available somewhere... Other than that there are no other known versions.
is the original 4 NS or reality?

Thanks, and there are other versions?

Yes, the original is still available somewhere... Other than that there are no other known versions.
is the original 4 NS or reality?

NS, of course. If I could find one for Reality...

OOC: THAT WOULD BE SWEET!

OOC: THAT WOULD BE SWEET!

Oh yeah. I'm going to create a real life version if I can't find one. Though it will probably take me a day or two.

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Thank you for your time. You are a(n): (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
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[ ] Loser
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[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[ ] Twit
[ ] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Rabid chipmunk
[ ] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor
[ ] christian Zealot
[ ] Ultra Conservative
[ ] More Liberal than Marx

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[ ] A flame
[X] A waste of bandwidth
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[ ] Abusive
[X] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[ ] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[ ] Ignorant
[ ] Fanatical
[ ] Boring
[ ] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent
[X] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable
[X] A possible cause of several Suicides
[ ] A quote from the Bible with one or two original lines added
[ ] Justification for Euthinasia
[ ] The reason Mods were created
[X] Several poorly thought out ideas that were put in a blender 2 years to long
[ ] A bad copy of someone else's ideas
[X] Irrelevant
[ ] Irrelevant to the point that assassination has be considered
[ ] Irrelevant, like the fact that your genetalia have been put through a meat grinder
[X] A crime against nature
[X] A sin against God
[X] A sin against Normack
[X] A crime against humanity


Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your general beliefs on others
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ trolley
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X] You made no sense
[ ] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[ ] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles
[ ] Your military caused our men to die from laughing too much/too hard
[ ] Your military is completely and exactly based off of a book/video game
[ ] You did not use smilies where called for
[ ] You drastically over-used smilies
[X] Your postcount consists entierly of this topic and your Bumps of this topic
[ ] You either can't type or you type so fast your computer cannot recognise the key touches because you have melted them off their recievers

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[X] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[ ] Have your medicine adjusted, if you don't have medicine, get some.
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the Stickies
[ ] Consume excrement
[ ] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing
[ ] Report to your local insane Asylum
[ ] Give your computer away and never attempt to use one again
[ ] Drink several bottles of Nyquil and report directly to Hell
[ ] Remove any means of reproduction you currently possess and slay any offspring you have.
[ ] Go outside (It's the place with the plants, a lack of walls, and a bright yellow ball in the air)
[ ] Try arming your troops with something better than OR AT LEAST equal to pointy sticks and rocks
[ ] Get an imangination and some originality
[ ] Lay off the emoteicons
[ ] Try pressing the Preview button
[ ] Invest in a spelling/grammar checker
[ ] Get your caps lock button fixed

In closing, I'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] I hate you
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself

Have a wonderful eve, and, please fulfill the marked recommendations.

man u really do have no life...but i agree with you

man u really do have no life...but i agree with you

Again, I am not the original creator of that form. I just filled it out and made a second version of it...

oh..then ok :lol:

bump

You know this war sounds more like an insurection rather than a civil war.