23-12-2003, 19:45
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(library picture of Mohammed M. Isinform)
BREAKING NEWS:
"Good morning Jasada and to all those with the technology to receive our news broadcast.
It is with great sadness that I have to bring you these words
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(news caster Ananova)
Jasada (AP) — Minister Mohammed M. Isinform's wife Mrs. T. Elllies recently admitted that she has not spoken to husband in at least a month, has filed for divorce, citing irreconciable differences. The divorce papers were filed by Ellie on Wednesday in a Jasada Superior Court. The war winning couple, who have been married for two years, recently adopted an 11-month-old boy, Maddox, from space.
Ellie confirmed the couple was separated and was quoted as saying: "I'm angry. I'm sad. It's a very difficult and sad time."
Regarding the split, M. Isinform Our revered minister for information 46, issued a statement Thursday that said only: "It's a sad thing." Representatives of Ellie, 27, refused to comment further.
The pair's wild love life has been media fodder since they married in May 2000. They bragged about their sex lives in interviews, and at one time, they wore vials of each other's blood around their necks.
Both are Medal of Honour winners; she won a best supporting wife award in 2000 for Girl, Interrupted, and Mohammed won best screenplay honors in 1997 for his media interview denouncing the war (see picture above).
Ellie wed Mohammed in Las Lobas after a whirlwind courtship. Mohammed was dating actress Laura Dern when he became involved with Ellie. It was TM. Isinform's fifth marriage and her second.
Ellie and Mohammedhave been separated since June 3, according to the court papers. The wife requested the right to keep miscellaneous jewelry and all of her earnings since they married.
Ellie told Jasada daily magazine in its July 29-Aug. 5 double issue, on newsstands Friday: "Sometimes, you don't see things coming, even though they are happening. It was a real deep connection, a deep marriage, so it's not that simple to say this or that one thing caused the problems."
Ellie, a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations, has remained at home with 11-month-old space monkeyafter adopting him this spring. Elliesaid her husband was more focused on his budding information career; he recently went on tour to support his album, released last September. "
On a happier note our Minister is looking for Mrs No.6. Applicants to apply in writing including a recent picture and bio...all finalists must agree to a DNA scan for breeding suitability.
Headline: Rare picture of Mohammed M. Isinform's last wedding
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(library picture of Mohammed M. Isinform)
BREAKING NEWS:
"Good morning Jasada and to all those with the technology to receive our news broadcast.
It is with great sadness that I have to bring you these words
http://www.praxis.co.za/DigitalZone/BusWeb/Images/ananova.gif
(news caster Ananova)
Jasada (AP) — Minister Mohammed M. Isinform's wife Mrs. T. Elllies recently admitted that she has not spoken to husband in at least a month, has filed for divorce, citing irreconciable differences. The divorce papers were filed by Ellie on Wednesday in a Jasada Superior Court. The war winning couple, who have been married for two years, recently adopted an 11-month-old boy, Maddox, from space.
Ellie confirmed the couple was separated and was quoted as saying: "I'm angry. I'm sad. It's a very difficult and sad time."
Regarding the split, M. Isinform Our revered minister for information 46, issued a statement Thursday that said only: "It's a sad thing." Representatives of Ellie, 27, refused to comment further.
The pair's wild love life has been media fodder since they married in May 2000. They bragged about their sex lives in interviews, and at one time, they wore vials of each other's blood around their necks.
Both are Medal of Honour winners; she won a best supporting wife award in 2000 for Girl, Interrupted, and Mohammed won best screenplay honors in 1997 for his media interview denouncing the war (see picture above).
Ellie wed Mohammed in Las Lobas after a whirlwind courtship. Mohammed was dating actress Laura Dern when he became involved with Ellie. It was TM. Isinform's fifth marriage and her second.
Ellie and Mohammedhave been separated since June 3, according to the court papers. The wife requested the right to keep miscellaneous jewelry and all of her earnings since they married.
Ellie told Jasada daily magazine in its July 29-Aug. 5 double issue, on newsstands Friday: "Sometimes, you don't see things coming, even though they are happening. It was a real deep connection, a deep marriage, so it's not that simple to say this or that one thing caused the problems."
Ellie, a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations, has remained at home with 11-month-old space monkeyafter adopting him this spring. Elliesaid her husband was more focused on his budding information career; he recently went on tour to support his album, released last September. "
On a happier note our Minister is looking for Mrs No.6. Applicants to apply in writing including a recent picture and bio...all finalists must agree to a DNA scan for breeding suitability.
Headline: Rare picture of Mohammed M. Isinform's last wedding
http://www.cis.uab.edu/info/alumni/yvm/india95/wed8.jpg